Undead Journal

Chapter 16

Sunny January 1th in the Age of the Undead

The clock struck twelve o'clock, and Cinderella's glass slipper lost its magic effect, which completely exposed Cinderella, and I was almost naked in front of Mr. Watering Can.

"Book white."

Mr. Watering Can gently called me, I looked at the image of myself reflected in his pupils, forced to laugh, wanted to say this was a dream, wanted to say that none of this should happen, you should live happily ever after with Li Yingnian In the next moment, he was crushed under him.

"Book white."

While Mr. Watering Can called me, he took out something and fixed my hands on the bed.

Only then did I remember, am I not a ghost? How could I be suppressed by him like a person, and he didn't tremble...

Yuqing...Wen Yuan...Chen Nian...

In an instant, countless titles flashed through my mind, and finally turned into a sigh, submerged in the eager mouth of Mr. Watering Can (the three thousand words that disappeared because of harmony are omitted here).

When the clouds harvested and the rain rested, I still felt like a dream. Is all this really real?

I just... hugged Mr. Unprosecuted Watering Can?

Or in some Mr. Sprinkling Can offering?

Mr. Watering Can rested his pillow on my sweaty chest and said in a low voice: "Xiao Huang, no one can separate us now."

"what……"

I looked at Mr. Watering Can blankly, am I not Ji Shubai?

"Little Phoenix...Little Phoenix..."

Mr. Watering Can sighed and squirmed slightly on me, and my brother who had just tasted the sweetness stood tall again.

"Dan...Zhu..."

These two words popped out between my teeth without knowing what to do. I don’t know where the strength came from, and I suddenly broke free from the shackles of Mr. Watering Can. I turned over and pressed Mr. Watering Can under me, and started the second round of charge. .

When we finally cleaned up and sat side by side on the balcony basking in the sun, I still suspected that all this was a dream, and then I saw Young Master Yu walking towards us from mid-air.

Because the sun is behind him, he was in a daze like when I first saw Mr. Watering Can.

"Book white..."

Young Master Yu called me, then smiled wryly: "No, I should call you Huangshangshen now."

"what……"

I was still in a daze, but Young Master Yu had already knelt down to Mr. Watering Pot: "Report to God Danzhu, the avatar of Emperor Luolin has been executed, and God Bishu is now going to arrest Emperor Luolin himself."

God turning...

That's the only word that comes to mind.

Yu Shao glanced at me, hesitant to speak.

Mr. Watering Can nodded to him: "You go, I will tell him the reason."

Yu Shao nodded and left sadly. Mr. Watering Can said behind his back: "Whether it's your care for Xiaohuang in the past 1000 years, or your hard work in the past year, Bishu and I know it from the bottom of our hearts. I can give you anything, but Xiaohuang can't, just think about it, what else do you want."

Young Master Yu didn't look back, he paused for a moment, and said neither humble nor overbearing: "Shangshen praises it, this little official is just doing all of his duty."

After saying this, he walked towards the sun, covered in sunshine, and finally disappeared into the sky.

"I seem to owe him a lot."

I looked at the sky blankly.

Mr. Watering Can was quiet and asked me: "Xiaohuang, did I do something wrong last night?"

I was suddenly aware of the harm this sentence would do to Mr. Watering Can, and gently squeezed his hand: "If you do something wrong, I will feel that I owe you, not him."

Feelings, if you give it to one person, that person also gives it to you, that is, you owe nothing. If another person gives you a lot, but you can't return any of it, you will feel indebted.

I think Mr. Watering Can understood, he squeezed my hand in turn, and said calmly: "I am originally the ancient divine beast Phoenix Danzhu, and you are my attendant, Xiaohuang."

Is this talking about our original antecedents?

I listened quietly, never thinking that we had such a big background.

Mr. Watering Can continued: "3000 years ago, I fought with Qinglong Bishu and the demonized White Tiger and Xuanwu. In the end, both of us were injured and we entered reincarnation. And because you have my soul and soul in you, Xiaohuang, you don't care about me. No matter how reincarnated you will find me."

I nodded suddenly, but another voice answered the words of Mr. Watering Can——

"I see!"

Suddenly there was another person in front of us, it was Li Yingnian.

Thinking of what Yu Shao said about Emperor Luolin's avatar already being executed, I suddenly realized that this should be the real body of Emperor Luolin.

Emperor Luolin looked straight at Mr. Watering Pot, with infinite pain on his face: "Dan Zhu, he always appears by your side because of that soul, and I really love you! "

"is it?"

Mr. Watering Can raised his eyelids indifferently: "Do you still want to say that your love for me is so moving that our names appear on the Sansheng Stone?"

"Danzhu, I..."

Emperor Luolin froze.

"Please call me God."

Mr. Watering Can interrupted him lightly.

Emperor Luo Lin smiled bitterly: "God, even if I bully Yuelao and draw the red line with God, it's because I really admire God in my heart."

"Not really."

In an instant, there was another person on the balcony, dressed in green and with long hair, looking chic, even though the balcony was so huge, it still seemed crowded.

"I'm afraid you're only doing it for one sentence, the one who wins Danzhu wins the world."

The man turned around and apologized to Mr. Watering Can, "Danzhu, it's my fault. I never thought that a joke I made in ancient times would make you more than 1000 years late in gathering your soul and recovering your consciousness."

According to their words, I quickly summed up the cause and effect in my mind.

First of all, the person who appeared last should be Qinglong Bishu, the god who Young Master Yu said was going to personally capture Emperor Luolin.In other words, around the time of ancient times, Qinglong Bishu said a joke, the way is that the one who wins Danzhu wins the world, who knows that Emperor Luolin took it seriously.Coincidentally 3000 years ago, the four gods and beasts clashed inside, Qinglong and Suzaku fell one after another, and more than 1000 years ago, the scattered souls of Suzaku finally gathered a little bit, and they were able to appear in reincarnation, and Emperor Luolin cut himself off for this. and threatened Yuelao to draw a red line between his avatar and Danzhu's reincarnated body.

Therefore, Emperor Luolin's goal from beginning to end was only to get Danzhu.

I laughed, so I just said, how could I be a mistress.

At this point, the mystery of the Sanshengshi and the mystery of love were finally solved. I smiled at Mr. Watering Can and asked the last question: "Why do I have your soul in me?"

Bishu squinted at me: "What do you think?"

But seeing a rosy glow rising on the jade-like cheek of Mr. Watering Can, I gently kissed it, um, my Mr. Watering Can.

(Finish)

postscript

The original official partner was actually Xiaohuang and Yushao. The process was the story of Emperor Luolin chasing Danzhu. Danzhu and Xiaohuang were masters and servants. Xiaohuang was moved by the judge in the end, but because he loved Mr. Watering Can too much, So all of Yushao's scenes were cut by me. In the end, Xiaohuang and Dan Zhu had sex, so Yushao lost a lot of scenes, and that year was taken away. Among them, why did Qinglong appear, and Mr. Watering Can? How did you have to work hard with the Emperor Luo Lin's hypocrisy and arrogance? Xiaohuang and Young Master Yu were supposed to work together. Because the role of Young Master Yu was reduced, Xiaohuang was allowed to sleep for a year, and then Mr. Watering Can conspired with Young Master Yu to get Xia Xiaohuang had to be omitted because of the angle of view. In fact, these are all thanks to Yu Shao.

This is a deficiency, and it is also a blank for the undead protagonist like "I".

But as a "dandy", it is inevitable to have some blank space, so I thought about it for a long time, and if I leave it blank, I will leave it blank, and I don't need to write extra episodes.

Anyway, I'm sorry Yu Shao, I gave you cannon fodder.

But in any case, compared to a text where you love me and I don't love you, it's better to be happy with each other.

In the final analysis, there is only one purpose for writing this article, and that is: to be so fucking sadistic, to love someone is to treat him wholeheartedly, just like the undead to Mr. Watering Can, like Yu Shao to Ji Shubai.

Well, from then on, Undead and Mr. Watering Can lived happily ever after.

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