Forensic Stories: Paradise

Chapter 46

When there was an answer, he took my hand and pressed it to his heart, then took a deep breath, held me and jumped down too.

The place where we landed happened to be on the bank of the Santu River. After crossing the Santu River, it was really Hades.

Compared with Yunfeng who fell into a dog gnawing mud, the shape of our stacked Arhat is considered good, but we still fell hard, got up dizzy and almost fell into the river.

"I want you to be handsome, but you have to hold hands and dance!"

"Hey hey..." Xia Yubing used a silly smile to deal with my anger.

"Are you all right?" Yun Feng, who had finally struggled out of the mud pile over there, greeted loudly while wiping the mud on his face, as if he was afraid that others would not know us four smugglers.

"It's okay!" Xia Yubing imitated him and yelled loudly. I almost vomited blood because of the anger of the two of them.

"Come on, Ku Rong is here for you to hold." Yun Feng stuffed Ku Rong into my arms, Ku Rong didn't admit it, and very consciously grabbed my neck and hung it on my back, "Ah~!"

I have yang energy in my body, so I can hide from the eyes of ghost messengers by holding Ku Rong, a ghost with extremely yin energy, otherwise I may be wiped out before I meet the rightful owner.

"Think about how to cross the river first!" Xia Yubing frowned and squatted by the river to play with the water.

The Santu River is a gap between the human world and the underworld. It is specially used for the undead to escape to the human world. It can also effectively prevent humans with strong spiritual power from entering the underworld, just like a moat.There is no ferryman by the Santu River. After all, no one wants to visit the Underworld, so it is very difficult for us to go in at this moment.

"Hey, isn't this the Zhang family's little shou?" The magic voice filled my ears, and my hairs immediately stood up when I heard this voice, Sister Lan!But what is she doing here?

I looked around suspiciously, only to see that she was leaning on a tree with a piece of dogtail grass in her mouth and looked at us with mischief, "Are you asking me something, are you stupid?"

"You... Sister Lan... why are you..." I was so shocked that I couldn't hold back my words for a while.

She quenched the dog's tail grass in her mouth, walked up to me step by step with her hands on her waist, and said, "Hmph, grandma, I am also a descendant of Onmyoji, isn't it the same as playing in this kind of place? It's you , how did Haoduanduan come to Hades?”

"..." I received a heavy blow again, descendants of Onmyoji... descendants...

"Then what are you doing here?" Xia Yubing asked back, bypassing Sister Lan's question.

"Huh? The young man is very unfamiliar, the husband of Zhang's little shou?"

"Exactly."

"Can you two be serious!!" I yelled and stood between them again, "Now we are discussing how to cross the river! And what are you doing here, Sister Lan?"

"Come and have a look," Sister Lan turned around, facing the calm river, "Several Onmyoji families said that Hades will undergo great changes, so they sent some capable juniors to join in the fun and see if there are any." No bargains. I just arrived early."

"You guys are really insidious," it was Yun Feng who spoke this time.

Sister Lan raised her eyebrows, and cast a cold glance at Yun Feng, "What's wrong with insidiousness? My old lady likes to play tricks, what can you do with me? You are a scumbag at first sight."

"You woman, don't think that I dare not beat you when you are too old!"

"Who do you say is older? I call it maturity. Do you understand maturity?"

I'm completely speechless now, is Sister Lan an enemy or a friend?Why did you quarrel with us as soon as you came up...

"Stop arguing! It's important to cross the river," Xia Yubing also joined the team trying to persuade them to fight.

Sister Lan snorted coldly, and stopped talking to Yunfeng, "I have a way to go there, and let you experience the power of the once-in-a-century onmyoji in the Lan family!"

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I thought that Sister Lan had some extraordinary ability, she could come up with a rare prop to make the river diverge automatically and let us pass, but she squatted by the river humming a little tune and played origami. It was eye-popping.

"Sister Lan, haven't you fixed the water?" I also knelt down and watched her dexterous fingers turn the paper.

Sister Lan gave me a disdainful glance while chewing gum, "How could it not be?"

"Then why not!" Yun Feng's tone contained strong contempt and dissatisfaction.

"Please! The Santu River suddenly parted ways, can those brats in Hades see them? You think they are as blind as you!" Sister Lan looked at Yunfeng with an idiot expression, and Yunfeng was very sensible. I didn't refute it anymore, anyway, if I refuted it, I would be despised even more...

"But what's the use of an origami boat?" This time it was Xia Yubing's turn to ask.

Sister Lan rolled her eyes again. In her eyes, the three of us are probably no different from two hundred and five, "My mother is an onmyoji, can the paper boat of an onmyoji compare with you mortals?"

"Sister Lan is mighty!" Yun Fengfeng's expressionless compliment sounded more like sarcasm, and Sister Lan ignored her, and continued to perfect the gradually formed paper boat in her hand.

Yun Feng knew he was bored, so he ran over to tease Ku Rong who was sleeping soundly on my back, Xia Yubing was even more bored, squatting by the Santu River staring at the water in a daze.There is no reflection in the Santu River, only afterimages from the previous life, and the intermittent fragments are combined into a happy or sad story. At this moment, he is probably looking at it sadly.

"I suddenly felt," Xia Yubing, who was watching a movie over there, suddenly raised his voice, "We seem to be playing a dungeon of an online game!"

I slipped on my feet and almost fell, thinking that he had something earth-shattering to say, but it turned out to be such an irrelevant nonsense!But this aroused Yun Feng's interest, and he happily jumped over to discuss with Xia Yubing.Standing in the shade of a tree, I remembered a very literary saying: Boredom is a butcher's knife!

Origami boat itself is a very simple thing, but Sister Lan has squatted by the river and tossed and tossed for a long time before seeing the completion, so I became suspicious and leaned over curiously, "Why haven't you finished it yet?"

"It's not something children fold and play with. This paper boat is to carry us across the river. Of course, we can't be careless, or if the boat capsizes, you really plan to swim over?" She folded a corner and put it down to make a seal. At this moment, the small paper boat has already criss-crossed the traces left by countless seals, "Speaking of which, what are you doing all the way to the underworld? The two over there are not human, are you a mortal coming here to seek death?"

"Who are you scolding for not being human?" Yun Feng yelled at Yaoyao when he heard our conversation.

Sister Lan gave him the middle finger without turning her head, and continued to say to me: "The underworld is not fun, my life is the most important thing."

Instead of responding to her words, I changed the subject and said, "Then what are you doing here? Just looking for some bargains?"

"Basically," Sister Lan squinted her eyes and looked across the river. "If there is chaos in the underworld, the human world will also be affected. We can't even imagine what uncontrolled ghosts and ghosts will do. Most of the time I came here to prepare and let me find a way to prevent it from happening..."

"you alone?!"

"I'm just a spy, just looking at the situation. After all, Onmyoji is not a saint, and has no obligation to save the common people."

If you think about it, the underworld is in chaos, and the heavenly court will inevitably send heavenly soldiers and heavenly future to help suppress it. Even if the heavenly court does not intervene, the ancient gods will not stand by, unless they want to restore the order of the three realms. Maybe stop, I can't help but shudder when I think of this, God's thoughts are harder to guess than women!

Chatted with Sister Lan for a few more words, got up and looked at the two guys chatting about online games over there, the two of them had already broken off the branches and held them in their hands to gesture, and they were still chanting the names of the moves, crazy!

"Xiao Shou of the Zhang family, you haven't told me the purpose of your coming to Hades!" She even remembered!

Seeing that I couldn't keep it a secret, I had no choice but to tell her the whole story of our entanglement with Hades. She was not very surprised after hearing it, but mocked Yun Feng and said, "That idiot is still a yin official? What a human being!" It cannot be judged by its appearance, and the sea cannot be measured."

"Who do you call a fool!"

"You also think you are a fool? You really know yourself."

I can't find words to describe Sister Lan's poisonous tongue, here is Yunfeng a yin official!

When Yunfeng was in a daze, Xia Yubing slapped him on the waist with a sweep, and after he succeeded, he ran away quickly. After recovering, Yunfeng blew his hair and chased after him, waving branches, and the two fought around a dead tree It's so fun to play, they look like two mentally handicapped!

Just when I was about to be tossed to the point of collapse by these guys who didn't graduate from kindergarten, Sister Lan suddenly stood up and shouted: "Complete!"

When the mentally handicapped duo heard this, they immediately threw the branches and ran over to watch the freshly baked paper boat, "Miss Lan, ask me a question!" Xia Yubing raised her hand.

"Say!"

"What propels the ship? No sails?"

"Is there a sail that can be used? Is there wind here? Are you mentally handicapped? Of course I rely on my magic power to move it!"

Even if I defended my shortcomings, I couldn't deny the fact that Xia Yubing was stupid. He was stunned by asking three rhetorical questions in a row. He walked up behind me without saying a word, squatted down, and began to draw circles...

"Who else has a question?" Sister Lan raised her eyebrows and asked.

Yun Feng and I shook our heads together, fearing that we would follow in Xia Yubing's footsteps.

"Then let's start!" Sister Lan nodded in satisfaction, and then threw the paper boat in her hand into the air. The paper boat slowly fell vertically against the river surface, and expanded rapidly the moment it hit the water, turning into a A boat with awnings that can accommodate four people.

"It's amazing!" Xia Yubing stopped drawing circles and stared dumbfounded at the boat floating on the water.

"Hmph, that's natural," Sister Lan shook her head proudly, "The painting on the boat