The daily life of the river god

Chapter 37 New plan

The gate of the ancestral hall was slowly closed under the blowing of the wind, leaving only one door just enough for people to see clearly what happened in the main room of the ancestral hall.

Sitting on the roof, he rested his chin and watched the villagers coming in twos and threes, squeezed into the gap curiously, and looked into the ancestral hall.

Inside the ancestral hall, after Lu Wenren sensed villagers coming from outside the door, he had already picked up the props prepared in advance and waved them in his hands. At the same time, he kicked the yellow beer pretending to be Yin Su out of the ground.

"My ancestor, please forgive me! My ancestor, I was wrong!"

Huang Beer flew out, and after rolling a few times on the ground, he fell down and pointed his Yin Su's face at the villagers outside the ancestral hall.

The villagers who had just woken up looked puzzled at Yin Su who was lying on the ground and howled, and then followed the other side's eyes begging for mercy.

Why does that majestic man look so familiar?

Seems like I saw it somewhere?

Huang Beer had already got up from the ground, knelt down at Lu Wenren's feet with both hands and feet, and defended himself with a loud voice.

"Old Ancestor, don't beat me anymore, I built your ancestral hall! If you dare not bless me to make money, I will let the villagers lift your roof and tear down your ancestral hall! You are a person who has been dead for so many years , you think that if the people in the village call you an ancestor, you will be really arrogant! If I, Yin Su, hadn't brought those girls out to sell yourself, you wouldn't even be able to keep a tile on your head!

Even if you gather my soul and beat me here today, I will not regret it. The villagers in Yinjia Village are as stupid as pigs. I let their daughters sell themselves as slaves outside, and my sister makes money. You think they don’t know at all ?Whose money is blown by the wind?Which textile factory can transfer [-] to [-] to [-] yuan in half a year, but I don’t tell them, everyone knows that the money is dirty, I am! "

Yellow Beer's sensual performance successfully angered many villagers outside the ancestral hall.

The faces squeezed in the crack of the door were flushed with anger.

But for some reason, someone tried to push the door but it couldn't be opened.

The door of the ancestral hall seems to be fixed here, only a small gap can be exposed, making them look angrily at Yin Su talking nonsense inside.

In the main hall of the ancestral hall, Lu Wenren slapped him, "Slap!"

"You bastard! Even if I demolish this ancestral hall myself today, I don't want a penny from you, an unworthy descendant. If you trample on my Yin family, I will not let you go even if I am a ghost!!!"

After speaking, he raised the whip in his hand and whipped it down.

Yin Su was whipped and rolled all over the floor. At first, he was full of swear words and was not convinced, but as the whip was whipped one after another, he gradually didn't dare to speak nonsense.

After Lu Wenren whipped the people on the ground completely silent, a man stood in the middle of the ancestral hall in Yinjia Village holding a whip dripping with blood.

The villagers outside the door applauded from the bottom of their hearts at the scene of him beating Yin Su at first, but watching Yin Su being beaten to death by him little by little.

Outside the gate of the entire ancestral hall, dozens of people could be heard quietly dropping needles.

No one dared to speak anymore, and no one dared to have any contempt for the ancestors.

Everyone stared intently at the ancestor standing in the center of the ancestral hall.

Inside, with his back to the gate, Lu Wenren stood in the main hall and looked up at the tablets that three people from the Yin family village had enshrined for a long time.

"Plop!" He knelt down with a sound.

Nine days above, thunder rang, and thunder and lightning flashed over the ancestral hall of Yinjia Village. Huang Beer, who was pretending to be dead on the ground with his eyes closed, couldn't help but secretly opened one eye and looked out.

At this glance, he saw Lu Wenren kneeling in the center of the ancestral hall.

"My darling, the ancestor of the Yin Family Village is really not going to die this time. No matter what the reason is, he received this worship from the gods, and his life will be shortened for sure."

Huang Beer secretly closed his eyes again, anyway, regardless of his affairs, let's shorten his life if he likes it.

Lu Wenren knelt in the center of the Yin family's ancestral hall, looking at the three tablets in front of him with a calm expression, "The ancestors are above all, my Yin family has been passed down for a hundred years, and today there are unworthy descendants who harm the blood relatives of the same family for being unfaithful and unrighteous. To receive the incense of such a villain, I am ashamed of my ancestors. Today Yin Su has been beaten to death by me, and the death of a Yin Su can't wake up the rest of the Yin family village. They can only let them step on their own flesh and blood to make money. I, Yin Liete, swear that from now on, if the Yin Family Village does not correct itself, my bones will not rest."

The non-human beings on the roof, listening to the words spoken in the ancestral hall, looked up at the sky.

After Lu Wenren lowered his head, countless bolts of thunder and lightning that were ready to go, accurately landed on the ancestral hall of the Yin Family Village.

The ancestral hall, which had only been rebuilt for half a year, collapsed with a bang and turned into ashes.

Covering his eyes with dust, Huang Beer quickly got up from the ground, followed Lu Wen and left here without looking back.

On the roof behind them, Jin raised his finger, and the gate of the ancestral hall, which could not be opened no matter what, lost its restraint.

Many villagers lying on the door accidentally fell in.

Before he could react, he looked up and saw the ancestral hall of the Yin family village in ruins. .

That night, the villagers of Yinjia Village didn't know how they got home and how they got into bed.

But the next morning, everyone got up and opened the door. Looking at the big sun outside the door, before they fully woke up, they heard someone shouting something not far away.

Listen carefully.

"It's not good! The ancestral hall has collapsed! The ancestral hall in the village has collapsed!"

These words reminded the villagers who had experienced everything last night, and immediately remembered the dream-like story they had told yesterday, and ran towards the ancestral hall involuntarily with their feet.

Along the way, countless people found that from the middle of the mountain, people from every household ran out, especially those whose daughters were taken to work in the textile factory in the mountain city, and they were the first to run to the entrance of the ancestral hall with trembling hands and feet.

I saw that the ancestral hall of the Yin Family Village, which has always been a source of pride, has now become a pile of ruins. Among the ruins, there are a few respected old men in the village, digging out the ancestral tablets with trembling hands.

Just as he was about to be excited that the tablet was still intact, he saw that the black tablet was cracked and shattered little by little under everyone's gaze, and finally turned into a handful of sawdust. Sober up.

In the old stone bridge in the west area, Lu Wenren was yawning and going downstairs from the second floor. In the living room on the first floor, Huang Beer was graciously putting the buns, fried dough sticks and soy milk that he bought on the table one by one.

Hearing the sound of footsteps coming, he flicked his big tail and walked up to him: "I bought you breakfast, my lord. There are steamed stuffed buns, fried dough sticks, soybean milk, rice noodles, rice noodles, and siu mai. Which one do you like?"

Lu Wenren looked at the breakfasts that filled half of the tables, he spared his head, and asked the other person present: "Hey, did you pay for the breakfast?"

The non-human who was sleeping on the sofa didn't even raise his eyelids: "I didn't pay for it."

"Oh, Huang Beer, you waste food. I won't reimburse you for today's meal. When will we finish eating this? When will we buy the next meal?"

After confirming that he didn't pay, Lu Wenren sat down on the chair indifferently, taught him a lesson on the wasted yellow beer and filled his stomach at the same time.

The person who had just eaten rice rolls with soy milk received a call from Wen Guofu.

"The Yin Su you investigated yesterday did have major crimes. This morning, people from Yinjia Village took him out of the hotel and sent him directly to the police station. We are also contacting the police and rescue station on the spot for the girls he took to other places. , will bring them all back within this week, Lord River God, thank you."

Although the River God solved the case in the Nanhua community before, and the haunted house case, Wen Guofu didn't have much sense of reality.

Until this Yinjiacun incident, it only took one day for the other party to solve the case of the missing students, and at the same time find out Yin Su who was hiding among the masses and commit crimes for them, saving the lives and families of countless girls.

"I recently bought a new zoo. You may need your help in some procedures. In addition, the zoo will also be closed for a period of time. Help me find some people. I am going to renovate."

In the face of Wen Guofu's thanks, Lord Heshen unceremoniously put forward a series of requests of his own, and kept saying that the person on the other end of the phone made an excuse to go to the meeting before stopping.

Lu Wenren hung up the phone calmly, drank the remaining soy milk in the cup in one gulp, looked at the two idle non-humans in the room and said, "Today, you are guarding the door at home, and I will go out by myself."

"My lord, let me go with you." Huang Beer wanted the medicine bottle, and would be willing to show him any courtesy for the medicine bottle.

But the beautiful thing he thought of was rejected by Lu Wenren without hesitation.

"No, I'm going to find Ri Youshen to do something about the gods today, so you can rest at home. If you're bored, Huang Beer, take these materials and catch all these monsters for me!"

He handed Huang Beer the group of non-human materials that Wen Guofu had given him.

After receiving a thick wad of yellow beer, he wished to slap himself twice. If he had known this, he might as well learn to shut up like Xun.

After Lu Wenren left, Huang Beer threw the thick stack of materials as far as possible on the spot, and wagged his big tail to the sofa: "Boss, that River God doesn't know what he's doing outside behind our backs. , are we really not going to follow?"

The non-human lying on the sofa and sleeping soundly opened his eyes, staring sharply at the weasel spirit in front of him: "For the sake of calling me the boss, I suggest you go home and pack your things first, otherwise you will start sleeping tomorrow." Cage."

"Cage! Why! Did I do anything wrong?" Hearing that he was going to sleep in a cage, Huang Be was at a loss as to why.

"Your family bought a zoo, and all non-human beings are going to be imprisoned in it."

He was very patient today, and after explaining to Huang Beer caringly, he pointed to the courtyard door, "You can run away now before he comes back."

Huang Beer really panicked and started to pack his things, and took away the unfinished breakfast on the long table.

When a person walked to the gate of the courtyard with a big bag and a small bag, he suddenly glanced back subconsciously.

At this glance, one could see the sofa through the floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room, and the person lying there didn't even move.

Huang Beer looked down again at the picture of himself running away in embarrassment.

"Strange? If the River God really puts us in a cage, why does he think he doesn't need to be locked in? He's not afraid of me, I'm not leaving!"

The weasel spirit standing at the gate of the courtyard thought more and more that he was right, and immediately returned to the living room with those big bags and small bags, put the things under his feet and looked at the non-human who designed to drive him away on the sofa: "I don't want After leaving, I suddenly felt that living in a cage is also very good!"

This guy must want to compete with him. Since he came, the River God has had a lot more chances to talk to him than he has to talk to 虺.

If you want to use this trick to drive him away, there is no way! .

In Chunhua Barbershop, Ri Youshen was receiving customers. Sitting in his old barber chair was a white-haired old man, who was letting Ri Youshen trim his hair with his eyes closed.

Seeing that he had guests, Lu Wenren sat at the door with the newspaper next to him and read it first.

Just after reading two jokes, there was a shadow standing in front of him, blocking his sunlight.

Lord River God raised his head, and looked at the blond man with his back to the sun puzzled.

"Cut your hair?" Lu Wenren looked at the other's shoulder-length hair, thinking that he was blocking the other's way, and moved aside with the newspaper.

Apollo also followed him, took a deep breath and said, "I am Apollo."

"?? Hello, I'm Lu Wenren." Although he didn't understand why this person greeted him, Lord Heshen still shook hands with him calmly, and then continued to read the newspaper.

Apollo thought that they had already greeted each other, and it was considered a formal meeting, so he sat beside him with his piano case: "Excuse me, where did Poseidon go?"

The person who was buried in the newspaper looked up again: "Poseidon?"

"Yes, the non-human who lives at No. 32, Second Lane, he is my good friend, has disappeared."

After Apollo escaped that day, he quickly went to the East District to find a hotel to stay in. He entered the country regularly, and once he calmed down, he found that what happened that night was a bit strange.

The call to his friend was not answered, so he came to the West District the next day. When he arrived at No. 32, Second Lane, he found that there was no one in Poseidon's house.

"Are you also non-human, and you came here by smuggling like him?" Hearing that he knew Poseidon, Lu Wenren finally looked at the other person squarely, looked at his appearance inside and out, and checked his ID before answering. his question.

"Poseidon went to other places with the subordinates of Yuqing Palace. Last time he was accidentally struck by my lightning and he was paralyzed. He needed a lot of water to heal. It happened that it was raining outside. The disciples of Yuqing Palace transported him to Went away for medical treatment." Lu Wenren took out his mobile phone, found Xia Bing's number and called him.

After the call was connected, Xia Bing on the other end was eating breakfast, and was a little surprised when he received a call from Lord River God.

"My lord, what are you looking for from me? Is there any useful non-human in the west?"

Poseidon's water control effect is particularly effective, and Xia Bing has already begun to have different expectations for the non-human beings in the West District.

Can't wait to meet this useful non-human every day.

"Well, Poseidon's friend came to me and asked about his whereabouts. You can take a photo of Poseidon for me." Lu Wenren directly turned on the hands-free phone without avoiding Apollo.

So both of them could hear Xia Bing's cheerful answer on the other end of the phone.

After a while, Poseidon, who was sitting on the Wuling truck with his stomach in his arms, appeared on Lu Wenren's mobile phone page.

He handed the photo aside for the non-human from abroad.

"Here, this is the friend you are looking for. If you are not busy, you can stay in the West District for a few more days and wait for him to come back. After seeing him intact, you will know that he is really safe."

Apollo looked at his friend in the photo. Except for a little gray on his face, everything else looked intact, without any signs of injury. His stiff feet were placed in two water pipes, and he seemed to be working hard. Absorb yourself.

After learning that his friend was safe and sound, Apollo knew that he had misunderstood the other party, and returned the mobile phone to the other party: "I'm sorry, because there are many rumors about you in the outside world that are terrible, so I thought something happened to my friend."

When Lu Wenren heard the rumors in large characters, he turned his head and glanced at the Japanese Youshen who was still cutting his hair in the barber shop, and lowered his voice and asked the other party in a low voice: "Can you tell, where can I hear the rumors about me? Everyone has a lot of love for me." I've been trying to explain the misunderstanding, but I just can't find where those non-humans live."

"It's simple. Walk one street away from this barber shop to the North District. There is a bar called "Heretical". Although he has only been here for a few days, he is not a person who knows nothing. After leaving Poseidon's house, he quickly contacted other non-human beings.

I found this place today because I spent money to buy news from non-human beings.

Lu Wenren remembered what he said thoughtfully, and was about to ask more questions, but the old man who cut his hair got up and paid the money and came out.

The two people blocking the door had no choice but to get out of the way, and after asking the other party to pass, Apollo said goodbye directly: "Since Poseidon is safe, I should go back to my country. If I have the opportunity to come to Greece, I will be your tour guide and show you our local gods." .”

Apollo left without hesitation, leaving Lu Wenren to sit alone and look at his back.

"This kid is so good-looking, are you excited?" Ri Youshen came over at some point, and teased him with a mean smile.

"You're just moved. He can't have children. Our family's position is inherited from the ancestors. Do you know what it means to be inherited from the ancestors?"

Lu Wenren gave him a blank look, and walked into his old barber shop: "If I don't find anyone to marry and have children, I will continue to work in this position until the end of my life, worse than my father. "

His father has only worked part-time for 300 years. If he likes men, he will work part-time until he dies.

Ri Youshen patted him on the shoulder, telling him not to worry about such a small problem. "What are you afraid of? At worst, after your brothers get married and have children, I will adopt one to you."

Lord River God was speechless, "It's easy to say, where can I find someone who likes me, and it happens to be a man?"

"That's true, unless you go to Yuelao's to steal a red thread and come back. By the way, why did you come to see me today."

Speaking of business, the two entered the store to discuss in detail.

"I want you to check the situation of Xun again. I always feel that there is something hidden in the fact that he was punished by the Jade Emperor for 3000 years." Lu Wenren explained his reason for coming.

"If you don't check, it's been 3000 years, and those who know about him don't know if anyone is still alive. Anyway, you live in a small mansion now, just watch him every day and don't allow him to make mistakes. If you don't have anything to do, go check it out." What to do with the things that happened a long time ago." When Ri Youshen heard his request, he refused without even thinking about it.

Lu Wenren took out the cash that he took out specially when he came today from his pocket.

Ever since the ten red bills appeared in his palm, Riyoushen's eyes never left the money.

"1000 yuan, deposit two hundred, and I'll give you another eight hundred after it's done. Do you want to check?"

"check!"

After Riyoushen received the 200 yuan deposit, he realized that he had accepted this task. For a while, he began to hate Tianting!

It's all because Tianting is too stingy, so he and Ye Youshen can only work in this old barber shop and be humiliated with money.

"Forget it, I'll give you another one hundred." Lu Wenren took the remaining 800 yuan, and seeing the other party's face about to cry while holding the 200 yuan, frowned and took out another one hundred and handed it to the other party.

What a poor god, they are so poor.

Holding 300 yuan, Riyoushen happily said that he would definitely investigate the matter clearly and wait for his good news, and at the same time handed him the information of the zoo not far from Yuqing Palace.

"Here, here is the key to the zoo. I bought it for you."

Ri Youshen rummaged through his drawer and found a bunch of heavy keys.

Each one above indicates which place and room of the zoo it is.

"In addition, I want to remind you that after the news of the zoo's acquisition spread, all the employees in the past few days have resigned, only one security guard is left guarding it, and those pheasants and peacocks have also been taken away. , it's empty now."

"Looks like I'm going to have to recruit myself."

Holding all kinds of materials from the zoo, Lu Wenren didn't go home but called General Xie, asked him for the phone number of the couple who came to the hospital, and made an appointment to meet him at the zoo.

Tutu's parents, who received a call from Yuqing Palace, had just finished taking care of their child's affairs, when they suddenly received a call saying that they would be introduced to a job and asked them to meet at the zoo in the West District in half an hour.

Both husband and wife are not working now, and the landlord of the rented house said that they will move out today if they want to demolish it.

Looking at the daughter in the black-and-white photo, the two of them took all their belongings and headed straight to the zoo, deciding that if the job interview here was unsuccessful, they would continue to look for it in various restaurants today.

When they arrived at the address, Lu Wenren had already circled the zoo. The pheasant and peacock were taken away, but there was still a hungry crocodile that opened its mouth. It was so excited when it saw him lying in the pool. His eyes glowed green.

Lu Wenren went to a nearby cabin, found some undamaged apples and threw them down to feed it, then walked slowly towards the gate of the zoo.

From a distance, I saw a pair of humans standing at the gate with large and small luggage.

He recruits humans to work here. In the small foreign building on the left side of the old stone bridge in the western district, a crow spirit has already reported that the river god is going out alone today, so within an hour, the non-human beings in the entire western district have regrouped in Xiaoyang. building.

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