The daily life of the river god

Chapter 35 How Many People Do You Eat for a Meal?

This excuse made Huang Beer squeeze over, and secretly told Lu Wenren: "This is probably a local custom. People in some places will do anything for the custom. Let's not startle the snake."

After hearing this, Lu Wenren looked at the things on the five desks. The textbooks and the like were also opened. They were all homework assignments assigned by the teacher. There were no clues in the homework books, and the stationery was even more tattered. Could not find any value.

"Let's go to Ghost King's Cave. We've been out for such a long time. The happy event over there should be over."

Xiao Yin saw that he was determined, so he had no choice but to say hello to Principal Yin, and then led the three of them up the mountain.

This time, they left directly away from the village halfway up the mountain. After walking in the mud for half an hour, the four of them followed Xiao Yin to Qianku Mountain.

Xiao Yin stood on the edge of the grass and pointed to the half-covered cave in front of him: "Here, this is Qianku Mountain. Go in this path and go all the way to the end, and you will find the Ghost King Cave."

"Go in and have a look." Lu Wenren took the lead and walked in, followed by Jin and Huang Beer.

After the three of them walked a few steps, they found that there was no movement behind them and looked back.

Xiao Yin was still standing in the grass, and when he saw them turning their heads, he spread his palms and shrugged: "I can't accompany you into this place, I have night blindness, and when I go to a dark place, I can't see anything arrive."

"Huang Beer, you stand here and accompany him." Lu Wenren only thought for a second before letting Huang Beer stand here and wait with Xiao Yin.

At the same time, beware of the other party, after they entered Qianku Mountain, they would secretly do anything to them.

"Okay! Then go slowly, my lord. I'll wait outside for you to come back. Do you want me to carry this bag for you? My lord, you are tired after walking so far. I will carry it for you." No need to go into the cave , Huang Beer immediately put his idea on Lu Wenren's backpack.

Lord Heshen glanced at him without changing his expression, and then, in Huang Beer's dilated pupils, took off the backpack and handed it over: "Yes, but you'd better be careful, this bag is a bit dangerous after leaving me, You just stand here and wait for us, don't run around and jump around, or you will be struck by lightning."

"Hmm! Don't worry, my lord! I will never run or jump around, I will just stand here and never move!" Huang Beer carefully took the black backpack over excitedly.

The act of holding it in his arms, it seems that this backpack is the treasure he lost and found in his 300 years of life.

Looking at this scene quietly and silently, he raised his eyebrows without saying a word, followed Lu Wenren into the dark cave, and then said: "Huang Beer has a different heart for you, why did you give him the bag for safekeeping. "

"It's okay, what he wants is here." Lord River God took out a white porcelain bottle from his pocket.

Before handing the backpack to Huang Beer, he had already taken out the medicine from the backpack.

At the end of the year, the little dragon who came to the world for the first time shook the white porcelain bottle in his hand with a pure smile: "My brother told me, never tell anyone your bottom line, and keep a hand in everything."

Looking at the little Jiaolong with a bright smile in front of him, he lowered his eyes to hide the calculations in his eyes: "Then you tell me now that Huang Beer is not by your side, what if I will steal your things too, what should I do?"

"Then your salary will be gone next month, next month." Xiao Jiaolong handed the porcelain bottle to the non-human: "Do you want to?"

"do not want!"

The non-humans refused without hesitation, the things bought with money are not delicious!

"What a pity." The medicine bottle was put back into the pocket.

The two were walking inside the cave, and outside the cave Huang Beer was really standing there, holding a black backpack in both hands like a statue.

After holding on to the statue for 5 minutes, he took a peek at the cave over there, and after confirming that the two people had really gone far, he winked for Xiao Yin to come over.

"you call me?"

Xiao Yin was squatting on the ground to play with dog's tail grass. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the person standing next to him, his eyes almost rolled up. Looking around, there were only the two of them.

"Yes, yes, come here, handsome boy, I'm a little anxious to urinate, please hold this backpack for me for a while."

Huang Beer pointed at the backpack in his hand, and he stood there without daring to move.

"Okay, then hurry up." Xiao Yin raised his hand and took the black backpack over, holding it in his arms.

The action was rude, the black bag stuck to his chest didn't explode or strike lightning, nothing happened.

Huang Beer stood by, circled around Xiao Yin and that Bao several times.

"Is there any restriction on this?" Thinking of the medicine bottle inside, Huang Beer couldn't help reaching out to open the backpack.

Thinking of the scene of Poseidon being struck by lightning that day, the outstretched hand became timid again.

After struggling and hesitating for a long time, Xiao Yin, who was dizzy from being turned around by him, asked impatiently: "Are you in a hurry to pee?"

Instead of peeing, he circled around him several times, like a dog.

"Go, go, I'll go right away." Huang Bee also felt that this was not the way to go, his eyes were fixed on the bag, and he walked out sideways.

Standing ten meters away, when he was about to take off his pants, he saw a ditch the size of a foot on the ground, and immediately thought about it.

Xiao Yin squatted at the entrance of the cave and waited for a while, then saw the person who said that he was urgent to urinate hurried back, his hands were dirty with muddy water all the way to him.

"Hurry up, help me open the bag, find a few pieces of paper and wipe my hands, I accidentally fell on the floor just now!" Huang Beer urged.

He can't open this bag, Xiao Yin is an ordinary mortal, so the river god won't use lightning to strike people indiscriminately, right?A mortal will die if he strikes it.

It is said that it was because he killed a mortal that he was demoted from a god to what he is now.

Xiao Yin took a few steps back in disgust, avoiding the palm that kept facing his face, and lifted the backpack in his arms with one hand: "Can Officer Lu's bag be opened? He can say that he just asked you to keep it , but didn't tell you to open it."

"Can it be the same? I just found two pieces of paper to wipe my hands. Besides, I didn't open it. I ask you to help me find the paper."

What Huang Beer said was straightforward, and he didn't know what he was pressing on with his hands, and after a while, a bad smell would come out, and he wanted to squeeze Xiao Yin's body.

Xiao Yin had no choice but to open the backpack, lowered his head and reached out to help him find paper in the backpack.

One of the two people is standing and the other is squatting.

Huang Beer raised his hands, lowered his head and looked nervously at the opened backpack. Under Xiao Yin's hands, a ballpoint pen, a notebook, a work card, chewing gum, the key to the courtyard door of Xiaoyang Building, and a stack of chat records appeared one after another.

"Is this paper okay?" Xiao Yin took out a few chat records and handed them over.

"No, no, it's too hard. Are you looking for wet tissues? I remember there are some in Officer Lu's bag."

Xiao Yin had no choice but to search the inside and outside of the bag again, even opening the cracks.

Huang Beer didn't blink his eyes the whole time, when Xiao Yin took out the chat papers again and looked at him impatiently.

The weasel spirit who lived for 300 years finally understood.

He was lied to.

The river god handed him the backpack generously, but actually took the medicine bottle inside.

I was really stupid to stand here and wait for a long time, thinking of this yellow beer made me angry.

"Do you want any more?" Xiao Yin held up the few pieces of paper, seeing his face turning blue and then pale, feeling that he had too many things to do.

"No more! You wait, I'll find water to wash my hands!" Whoever likes to wait, he might as well go to the village to buy some air-dried chickens to eat when he has this time. .

Inside Qianku Mountain, Lu Wenren used his mobile phone to illuminate the path ahead.

This artificially excavated mountain road is not only dark and dull, but there are even many places where the road under the feet is full of water. If the mobile phone is slightly tilted up, you can see many bats hanging upside down above your head.

"If there really is a water ghost, I will definitely beat it to death!" Lord River God, who accidentally stepped on the muddy water for the nth time, said ruthlessly, looking at the endless road ahead in a panic.

"Let me fight first." He also lifted his feet out of the stagnant water, clenched his fists expressionlessly, and was already looking forward to seeing the water ghost.

At that time, he must press the other party's head in the water and drink three catties of silt to get rid of this depressed mood.

The angry two walked for another 5 minutes, and finally saw an underground pond with green lake water under the light of the mobile phone.

Lu Wenren was on his mobile phone, stepped on the stones by the pond and walked up to him carefully, squatting down to look at the green lake water.

The cold, shady lake was silent.

A black figure resting with closed eyes at the bottom of the lake heard movement on the edge of the pond.

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

Someone was throwing stones at the water.

Lu Wenren on the shore threw the last stone he picked up into the water.

After confirming that there was still no movement below, he raised his head and looked around: "I want to go down for a swim, and find the whereabouts of that water ghost by the way."

Every day I can only become a prototype in the bathroom, and suddenly I see such a big pool, and there is no one around.

Without waiting for Xu's consent, Lord Heshen took off his shoes and coat and handed it to the other party.

Standing on a boulder, pretending to jump down.

On the green water surface, water waves gradually rippling, and a bright head slowly popped out of the water, looking up at Lu Wenren who was standing on the boulder and was about to jump in puzzlement.

"who are you?"

Lu Wenren, who had already made up his posture on the boulder, was interrupted in one breath, and looked down at the head emerging from the water, somewhat speechless.

He has a round face with black forehead, long teeth and round mouth, short ears and eyebrows. He looks weird and only puts his head on the water. He floats to Lu Wenren's feet and looks closely at Lu Wenren who appeared here.

"I think you are a bit unfamiliar, are you a new non-human?"

Bai Er raised his neck and looked at Lu Wenren's strange face, "Or are you also here to find a place to take a bath?"

Lu Wenren standing on the boulder had no choice but to squat down and look at the head of the monster on the water: "We heard that there are water ghosts dragging children here, so we came here to check the situation."

Hearing that he came here for this matter, Bai Er raised his ferocious and majestic arm from the water, and pointed to the path not far ahead.

"Go over there, those students are hiding in that cave, and that ghost bride is also there."

After Bai Er finished speaking, the whole person came out of the water.

His face does not look like a human, but his body is exactly like a human except for his strong body.

When he stepped out of the water step by step, he saw that the skeleton was about two years older than Lu Wenren.

When he stood in front of Lu Wenren, Lord Heshen had to raise his head completely to see his face clearly.

At least two meters tall.

"What's your name?" Bai Er approached and looked at Lu Wenren's completely unfamiliar face: "You look so small, but with the strange light on your body, it looks like you have quite a strong cultivation base."

Lu Wenren raised his head to look at the other person's face, moved his gaze down a little, and saw this person standing naked in front of him, a little speechless: "Can you put on your clothes first and then we can talk. "

What he said made the other party feel that he was a little strange.

But Bai Er still went to take out the clothes hidden in the cave, and complained while wearing them: "We are not human beings, don't always learn the rules of human beings, everyone doesn't need to wear clothes, but human beings like to wrap these around their bodies Messy things, activities are inconvenient."

He took out the folded clothes at the back of the cave and shook them vigorously.

Lu Wenren could clearly see that it was a long and neat piece of cloth.

The other party shook off the piece of cloth and put it on his body. After turning it around his waist a few times, he took out a handmade local belt from the back of the cave, tied it around his waist, and danced in place a few times to make sure that the cloth would not fall off. After getting down, he strode back to Lu Wenren.

"Let's go, I'll take you to find those humans."

"I haven't introduced myself yet. My name is Lu Wenren, and I'm the new River God in the West District. How about you?"

"White ears, crocodile man. There are still gods in this world? Can you fly through the clouds?"

Bai Er has lived for so many years, and this is the first time he heard that there are gods in this world. He thought it was a fairy tale in a textbook, but he didn't expect it to be true.

"I can do a little bit, but I can't fly. If you show your original shape and fly into the sky now, you will be fined by the heavenly court, and it is easy to cause misunderstandings by humans." Article [-] of the work precautions in the heavenly court is stipulated in this way.

This explanation made Bai Er understand very well: "I didn't expect that you would not be able to be free after becoming gods, and we non-humans too. When I want to take a bath, I can only come to the pool here to relieve fatigue. It is easy to be caught by people outside." As a stunt, let me put a ball on my head for them to see wherever I go."

He is a crocodile demon, not a dolphin in an aquarium.

The two of them walked and chatted all the way, Lu Wenren completely forgot about the 虺 at the other end.

Follow Bai Er to the cave he knows.

The cave is less than 1000 meters away from the pond, but there are several large stones blocking the way.

Ordinary people walk directly on the artificially excavated stone road next to it, and never stop to look at the situation behind the big rock.

White Ears brought people there, pointing to the natural milkstone pile behind the big rock: "Behind this, I come here on the 16th of every month to take a bath for a week, and I saw those children a few days ago Hiding here and sneaking around, what happened to them?"

After Lu Wenren bent down and got into the natural cave, he lit the interior with the light of his mobile phone, and the bright white cold light came in, and the six tense faces stared at him intently.

One of them was wearing a set of red clothes, exactly the same as the clothes of the child being carried on the back that Lu Wenren saw on the mountainside.

After confirming that everyone was inside, Lu Wenren turned off the light on his mobile phone and straightened up, answering Bai Er's question, "The villagers of Yinjia Village called the police, saying that the children in the family were all lost, and that there were water ghosts dragging people here, so I came here Check the situation."

Hearing this explanation, Bai Er scratched his shiny head speechlessly: "Sometimes when I fall asleep in the bath, I may float to the surface of the water and be seen by others. Alas, it's not safe here."

Why is it so difficult for him to take a bath and relax his nerves?

"Where do you live? If you want, you can come to my West District. I just bought a zoo, which is specially used to provide addresses and life for non-human beings. For the time being, no mortals will go in." I met a non-human walking alone. Human beings, as gods, Lu Wenren felt that it was necessary for them to protect each other's safety.

"Really? Is there a fee?" Bai Er was used to wandering alone, and had never lived in the same place for a long time.

"There is no charge, but the sanitation of the zoo will need your help."

"Then I'll go! You give me an address, and I can go there to help today."

Lu Wenren took out his river god seal, stamped a river god seal on the back of his hand, and then told him the address of the small western-style building next to the old stone bridge.

After Bai Er happily left with the address, Lu Wenren had time to go back into the natural cave again. Six humans sitting in a group, all around the age of eleven or twelve, watched him nervously.

"Who are you?" Among the six, Mu Xiaoxi, who was the most courageous, spoke.

They all heard the conversation outside the door in the cave just now, the conversation was weird, and when this person came in with the light on his mobile phone, everyone saw the person standing behind him.

He has such an ugly face and his words are not normal.

Lu Wenren took photos of the inside and outside of the cave with his mobile phone, and after confirming that there were only six people here, he turned off the light on his mobile phone, walked over and sat at the door, and looked at the six people in front of him, "You can call me Officer Lu , your parents went to the West District to report to the police that the child was lost, so they sent me to check the situation."

He looked at the first girl who spoke just now, the so-called ghost bride in a red dress: "What about you? Why pretend to be dragged away by the water ghost and hide here?"

Several people lowered their heads at the same time, and the cave fell into silence for a while.

After waiting outside for more than ten minutes, watching the unscrupulous little dragon forget everything about him, he still thought that this guy had better not be jumped by the immortals, otherwise he would never save him!

Ten minutes later, the water ghost happily came out of the cave alone. After seeing a mortal standing by the roadside of the cave, it immediately suppressed the smile on its face and walked past him in a serious manner.

The idea was good, but halfway through it was blocked by an arm.

Bai Er looked at the subject, "You are blocking my way."

He looked impatiently into the distance, and the figure that should have come out just disappeared.

"Where's the person who went with you just now? Why did you come out alone?"

In one sentence, Bai Er'er suddenly realized, and walked around the 虺 for a few times before speaking: "You are also a non-human being, Lord River God is with those children, he gave me the address to move to the West District, brother, you also Do you live in the West End?"

The address clearly stated that it was next to the old stone bridge in the west district, the first small western-style building on the upper left.

It was the first time that Bai Er knew about the non-human beings in the West District, and he stood beside him with great curiosity: "Brother, are the non-humans in the West District easy to get along with?"

He pursed his lips and sneered: "Every month, I will participate in the group cannibalism activity, and the river god will take the lead to eat people first. As long as you can do this, the West District is your best choice."

The crocodile demon, who was just convinced that he had found a new home, had a cracked expression on the spot.

"Welcome to join the West District." Xi's tone was sincere.

Bai Er began to hesitate.

Although he is a meat-eating crocodile demon, he really has no habit of eating people!

This person didn't know whether he was telling the truth or not, so Bai Eroduo grabbed his own short ears in distress, wanting to inquire again, but the other party had already lifted his feet and walked the way he had just come.

Leaving him alone in place, thinking about going?Or not to go?

If you join the cannibal team, how many people will you eat for a meal?Can I take it home if I can't finish it?Where do people come from?To buy live or to buy dead?Tall or short fat thin?

With these questions unclear, Bai Er couldn't remember that he was going to leave this place.

After leaving, following the faint divine light, he quickly found the little Jiaolong sitting inside like a gatekeeper in the cave.

The non-human being in a bad mood moved the person away and took a look inside.

After seeing those six faces, he rubbed the head of the little Jiaolong who was sitting on the ground, "Why don't you go back when you find him?"

Lu Wenren moved away and asked him to sit down with him, "They don't want to leave, and I don't want to tell them why even if I ask them."

"Call their parents and ask them to take them out." To deal with this kind of people, the way to deal with this kind of people is simple and rude.

"If you ask them to come, I'll jump off that pond! I won't go back if I die!" Mu Xiaoxi was the first to reply.

"Yes! We will never go back!"

"Don't go back, or you will kill us."

Several girls huddled together, determined not to go home, nor to see their parents.

After walking for a day, Lu Wenren took out a box of fruit candies from his pocket, peeled off one and ate it himself, and then distributed it to the six people in front of him, "I am the police, you can tell the police if you have any questions, the police I will help you deal with it, but if you continue to sit here silently, I can only listen to this uncle and call your parents over to take you away."

"Not only do we have to call your parents over, but we also have to go to your school after we get out, so that you can review and admit your mistakes in front of everyone." The non-human uncle who became an uncle said threats with a fierce face.

Mu Xiaoxi looked at the little friends on the left and right, all of them looked in disbelief, and lowered her head to play with the small stones in her hands in frustration: "When we told Xiao Yin before, he also said that he would not tell anyone , but our parents will know about it later on.”

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