Who calls this thing a god?

Chapter 4 Listening to You

The Taoist stared straight at the black shadow. He has lived for more than 50 years and has seen ghosts and caught ghosts. This is the first time he has encountered a ghost who can imitate a pug so vividly.

You fucking ran out of the QQ ranch, right?

In the blink of an eye, the well-built two-bedroom, one-living room has become a large-scale disco dance scene with three races of people, gods and ghosts.

The Taoist looked at the mahogany sword in his hand, with a face like an old cucumber.

Am I not worthy of having a name for the dancers of the three races? ? ?

Ye Jin took out his cell phone expressionlessly, goodbye to this crazy world, and see you at the police station.

The black shadow ghost was still wondering why Qiyou didn't wear the slippers he had prepared, looked around, and fixed his eyes on the fat aunt.

Aunt: "..."

She screamed and scrambled back.

Qiyou's eyes were nailed on the ghost figure like a knife, and the latter shrank back aggrievedly, giving up the plan to heat the slippers with human body heat.

Under the gaze of the audience, Qiyou raised his chin indifferently, "Check out."

"?"Bill, please?What bill?Bonnie card seat account?

Auntie had the same question as Ye Jinyi, but she didn't dare to ask this great god for money even if she had ten guts.I saw Qi You clicked his tongue impatiently and said, "Ghost, I'll take it away. You, give me the money."

I'm sorry, this is the hardest exorcist I've ever seen.

Not big brother, you are buying and selling by force, right? ?

The Taoist priest has never seen such a coquettish operation in half his life. The ghost who got his mouth ran away, and the money in the account was about to fly.Then he came here to burn a brazier and spit wine, no, why don't you join me in grilling it for you?

Qiyou looked at the two of them coolly.

The aunt glanced at the aggrieved ghost squatting at Qiyou's feet, finally succumbed to the broom star's despotic power, and tremblingly stretched out her hand to the wallet.

……

Ye Jinyi looked at the ghost shadow following Qiyou and took a deep breath, "Immortal Ancestor, this thing..."

Qi You sat on the chair, glanced at the ghost figure wrapped in black mist, and threw out two words concisely: "It is useful."

Ye Jinyi: "..."

I really don't know how this works.And it affects my mood.

Qiyou was too lazy to talk about it, and didn't mean to explain at all.

There is nothing to complain about, nothing to respond to, his hunger will only become stronger every moment, the broken resentment brought back by Ye Jin in the afternoon is just a drop in the bucket for him, and it even makes him scratch his head.

So catching a ghost and coming back is of course...

Ye Jinyi shook out a cucumber from the kitchen, and saw Qiyou grabbed the ghost and sucked it.

Ye Jinyi: "?"

What, a large vampire scene?

The next morning, Qiyou came to the dining table with the exhausted and aggrieved ghost, and said flatly, "I'm going to see Sun Gu at night."

"Ah? Come on, I lose my appetite when I see him," Ye Jinyi served him a bowl of porridge, hesitating whether to serve the ghost squatting at the corner of the table, "Really, I feel If there is a person surnamed Sun within a radius of ten miles, I will grow two wings and fly out of Beijing, out of the People’s Republic of China, and out of the entire Milky Way.”

Qiyou blew on the porridge water, and gave him a cool look.

OJBK.

Ye Jinyi made a zipper gesture in front of his mouth, turned around and served a bowl of porridge for the ghost who was staring at him eagerly.

The latter made a sound of gratitude.

Ye Jinyi: "..."

This thing really affects my mood.real.

He ate breakfast and washed the dishes, enjoying a rare day without classes.

It was almost six o'clock when he was going to self-study in the evening, he changed his clothes and planned to go to school to take a look at Sun Gu at the ancestor's request, although he didn't quite understand why Qiyou insisted on turning his predecessor over and over again in the urn.

Ye Jin turned around and found Qi You sneaking out of the room.

"Fairy Ancestor, I'm going out. It's really disgusting to be inappropriate at the time of the school's evening self-study. If anyone wants to go, I will give him my ashes, and trouble him to spread my love to every corner. .” He carried his schoolbag on his back.

Qi You: "..."

After looking at each other for a long time, Ye Jinyi finally found out the meaning of the immortal ancestor.

Ye Jinyi: "You...you don't mean you want to go with me..."

Qiyou sneered.

Come, spread your love to every corner of your alma mater.

Ye Jinyi: "..."

He looked at the ghost under Qiyou's hand again, and suddenly felt his eyes turned black.

The ancestor standing opposite him seemed to guess what he was thinking, and explained "considerately": "Others can't see it."

You just have to sneak something to get out, don't you?

Of course Ye Jinyi couldn't hold back Huang Quan's guide, but he couldn't let Qiyou just go out on the street like this, otherwise his house would be a hot search tomorrow.

He went back to the bedroom and found a set of clean sportswear for Qiyou, and tied Qiyou's hair with a rubber band sent by a certain treasure express.

Coupled with that clean and bright face, the whole god is shining brightly.

After going out, Ye Jinyi specially told Qiyou not to let him out of his sight, so as not to get lost.

Qiyou pulled the ghost indifferently, and said, "He has a good sense of smell."

I didn't want to know this, thanks.

……

On the way from home to school, Ye Jinyi led the person back from the food stall for the fourth time, and let out a long sigh.

Today's evening self-study is hopeless, I must be late.

Ye Jin glanced at the time and put the phone in his pocket, "Ancestor of the gods, Sun Gu didn't study late, I can't find where he is."

He watched Qiyou give him a sideways glance, and drank the sweet milk in a few gulps.He took the empty box and threw it into the trash can, and then he heard the ancestor hum.

Before Ye Jin could breathe a sigh of relief, Qi You snapped his fingers, and the scattered ashes on his fingertips scattered like torrential rain.

The surrounding wind was shaking the trees, just when the back was blowing cold, and then looked at the dozens of grieving ghosts in front of them, staggering and fixed in front of them.

Ye Jinyi couldn't help but groaned, and the ghostly eyes of the resentful ghost immediately followed him like a shadow.

"...Good evening rough guys, haha."

There were rustling voices of discussion among the shadowy ghosts, "Who are you talking about a rough guy? It's so annoying." "You bastard with no eyesight!"

"..." I was terrified at the time.

Qiyou seemed to be a little impatient when he heard these trivial voices, so he frowned and all the ghosts immediately closed their microphones with discernment.

Qiyou: "Go find someone named Sun Gu." He turned to look at Ye Jinyi, "Is there a portrait?"

In a hurry, Ye Jin took out his mobile phone and found a photo from the recycle bin, and shook it in front of the ghosts.

All the ghosts: "..." What do you mean?

"It's better for you to cooperate." Qiyou glanced at him, with a hint of sarcasm in his tone, "My grieving ghost subordinates follow the Lord, and their temper is not very good."

Ye Jinyi took two steps forward against the gloomy eyes of the ghosts and the smell of blood on his face, and held up the phone in front of them.

"Wow, this little baby is pretty handsome." "Hey, he's far behind my grandson." "Hey, don't be ashamed, your grandson is already forty!" "Young man, your mobile phone is behind. "I saw this doll in the bathhouse!"

Ye Jin's face turned numb when he heard the sentence that he met in the bathhouse.Isn't this a horror movie?Why are you giving me porn? ?

After dismissing all the ghosts, when Ye Jinyi was about to inquire further about what to do, the squad leader called.

"Hello, Ye Jinyi?" Zhang Yang said.

"Hey, it's me."

"Our class is filling out the form for the sports meeting. Why are you still absent? Where are you?...Didn't I inform the group in the afternoon that all members should participate?" The tone was questioning.

"I have something to do on the way... I will... not participate in the sports meet." A complicated look appeared on Ye Jinyi's face.

The High Priest had told him that it represented embarrassment and withdrawal.

After Ye Jinyi got together with Sun Gu, the love brain who was not connected to the electricity took the initiative to cut off all social contacts, as if wishing to be with Sun Gu.It's awkward to talk to strangers now.

Qiyou looked at his mobile phone, not quite understanding why another person's voice could come from such a flat box as big as a palm.

This is much more common than the messenger spells that the high priests used to communicate.

Seeing him as a "guide dog", Ghost seemed a little curious, and gently and patiently gave him the function of a popular science phone.

Qi You was taken aback for a moment, showing an expression that was more meaningful than thoughtful.

Ghost: "?"

No, what's the matter with that expression of yours? Hey, you don't intend to commit murder and break the law! ?

Ye Jinyi hung up the phone, with a hesitant expression on his face: "The ancestor of the gods...my class has a meeting, you..."

Qiyou didn't speak, just looked at him lazily.

Ye Jinyi felt that Qiyou's laziness that he might not want to catch his breath should be engraved in his DNA by the Creator.

Forget it, forget it, take him there, take him there, anyway, just sit in the last row.

In an office building in the city center.

"Old Lu, have you given the director's order? How is it?" Jiang Fusheng stood up from the bench and looked at the tall man who was walking towards him.

Lu Chan neatly put on a long black coat, and uttered two words concisely: "Arrest."

Jiang Fusheng responded, buckled the watch with a special locator on his wrist, and quickly followed behind Lu Chan.

They will go to the unknown Shura field.

Ye Jin tiptoed open the back door of the classroom and still made a sound, the students of the same major looked back almost subconsciously.

Ye Jinyi, who was used to rejecting other people's communication and gaze, felt that these gazes were like malicious needles, piercing his exposed skin.

Without thinking about it, he lowered his head and hurriedly found a seat behind and sat down, and Qi You also took his seat.

"Hey, you're here. I've been waiting for you for a long time." The squad leader approached him and handed him something that looked like an answer sheet, "Fill in the information here and tick the items you want to apply for."

Ye Jinyi responded, took out a pen and began to fill in the basic information.

"Boss, I think he really wants to choose tennis." Ghosting said.

Qiyou didn't understand "violent death" or tennis, so he kept his face shut and didn't speak.

Guiying babbled, "He glanced at that option a few times..."

"Don't look at me like I am now, I also studied a little psychology before, boss."

"I think the kid seems to want to, bo—"

Qiyou tapped the piece of paper annoyed, and the ghost immediately understood, said yes, and slipped into Ye Jinyi's body.Ye Jinyi suddenly felt a numbness in his spine, and he lost control of his hands and happily hit a huge hook in front of the "tennis".

Ghost Shadow: "Don't thank me."

Ye Jinyi: "..."

"Hey, have you finished writing? Then I'll take it away." The squad leader turned around and pulled his piece of paper.

Ye Jinyi: "..."

No——Squad leader——

He looked at the figure of the squad leader walking away, and for a moment didn't know whether the sweltering heat in his chest was fear or...excitement, he paused, and retracted the hand that was outstretched in the air.

At the same time, the ghosts running outside are still looking for a man named Sun Gu.

A Piao fixed its eyes on a little girl who was looking in the mirror in the study room of the library. It was really rude to pat her on the shoulder rashly.He thought about it seriously, and as a well-resourced and graceful ghost, he decided to use a more gentlemanly method to ask.

The little girl straightened her broken hair in front of the mirror, and found that there seemed to be faint blood stains on her face.

She reached out to wipe her face in doubt, but a bloody man's face suddenly appeared in the mirror.

The man grinned friendlyly from the corner of his mouth to the ear.

"Little girl, do you know someone named Sun Gu—"

"Ah fuck—!!!"

That night, the name "Sun Gu" became a nightmare for more than a hundred people, so much so that the first sentence they greeted each other was "Do you fucking know which B Sun Gu is?"

Qiyou felt that there were too many people in the room and it was unbearable, so he left the classroom with Ye Jinyi, who had a ghost upper body.

"Fairy Ancestor," Ye Jinyi scratched his hair a little madly, but because he was still in the upper body of a ghost, he couldn't control his facial expressions, and looked a little naive, "Why did you let this silly ghost report to me blindly? ..."

The ghost immediately exploded: "Hey, what are you talking about, you kid!"

"I don't want to report that bullshit tennis, so don't snatch me...Abaaaba!!"

Qiyou: "?"

He glanced back, one person and one ghost were scrambling for control of the body.

With a blue face and long fangs, his face is fierce.

"Hey, over there, what are you guys doing?"

A tall and strong boy walked up the stairs frowning.

Ye Jinyi: "Don't snatch the idiot from the special code student union—Abaabaabaa!!"

Boy: "What about you, which major do you major in? What class are you in?"

Ghost Shadow scolded: "It's none of your fucking business!"

Ye Jinyi: "..." Let me die.don't save me.

"What are you talking about, boy!...Hey, aren't you the gay from our courtyard?" The boy showed a look of contempt, "Oh, you brought a girl here."

Qi You: "..."

Ye Jin watched as the vice-chairman, nicknamed Xiong Xiazi, was sent by the academy to have a huge "danger" on his forehead and was tripped by "a girl".

The ground trembled faintly.

Qi You: "Long legs. Show them off."

Show off the special code! !