Chapter 139 Double Opening Model Brother
Chapter 139 Double Opening Model Brother
So after someone finished the audition, Ye Lan could no longer remember their voice.
This Northeastern dialect is too addictive.
Qingsha: "Sister, do you think there is anyone you like~"
Ye Lan quickly spoke up: "Let's put everything else aside for now. I just want to know, 6 Mai Xiaomao, are you from Northeast China?"
Xiao Mao turned on the microphone. Ye Lan could clearly feel his tone pause slightly, and then he spoke in a nonsensical and arrogant manner: "What's the matter, sister, how did you know I'm from Northeast China? I don't speak with an accent either."
Ye Lan couldn't help laughing. Xiao Mao's voice was quite nice, deep and magnetic. You could tell he was a clean big boy right away.
His Northeastern accent and tone give people the impression of a cowardly henpecked husband.
"Are you serious? Do you really think you speak without an accent?"
"Ah, yes."
Qingsha laughed out loud twice: "Sister, you are the nth person who asked him this week. We also asked him privately. He really doesn't think there is anything wrong with his accent. Hahaha~"
Qingsha was also confused. At first, she didn't understand why the hall owner hired such a person.
But later he found out that almost every boss who came would cue him about his accent, and even if they didn't issue a ticket in the end, they would stay a little longer.
"Haha..." Ye Lan couldn't help but laughed out loud.
Xiao Mao was completely bewildered. "What's going on? What are you laughing at? Do I really have an accent? I think I speak Mandarin."
Xiao Mao's tone was a little anxious, and he seemed to really suspect that there was something wrong with his hearing.
Qingsha and Ye Lan ignored him. Qingsha said in a timid tone, "Sister, why don't you ask him why he's called Xiaomao?"
"Ah?" Ye Lan hesitated for a moment, then asked Xiao Mao: "Xiao Mao, why are you called Xiao Mao?"
Xiao Mao's voice was very serious. "On the day I was born, there was heavy snow in my hometown. The snow that fell to the ground was clean and pure. My mother named me Wang Damao to commemorate that day."
"...Aren't you Damao?" Ye Lan asked.
Xiao Mao snorted, "Da Mao sounds so rustic."
ah! ? ?
But Xiaomao doesn’t sound fashionable! ! ! !
Ye Lan really couldn't help it and laughed so hard that tears were about to come out.
Xiao Mao didn't understand why they were laughing like that: "What are you laughing at? What are you laughing at?"
Xiao Mao even became anxious and doubted his own IQ: "Don't scare me, it makes me look like I'm not very smart!"
"Hahaha……"
His words made everyone laugh again and they couldn't stop.
Xiao Mao was so anxious that he almost cried: "No, don't scare me. When I was a child, my mother took me to the hospital for a checkup and the doctor said I was mentally retarded. I can't really be mentally retarded, right? What are you laughing at?"
a ha ha ha……
Ye Lan laughed so hard that tears came out. She took out a piece of paper and wiped the tears from her face. She felt that she couldn't laugh like this anymore. If she continued to laugh like this, the child would really doubt herself.
Ye Lan cleared her throat, tried to calm herself down, then opened the gift bar and gave Xiao Mao the most expensive gift, Qiandenghui.
"Oh my god!" Xiao Mao was shocked. "Oh my god! Thank you, thank you Sister Ye, thank you so much. Sister Ye, I can shout into the mic, I can sing, and I can rap. Just tell me what you want to hear, and I'll arrange it for you today!"
Xiao Mao's accent sounds really funny. What he said is mixed with a strong Northeastern accent, which makes people feel that he is a gang leader.
Ye Lan smiled and said, “No, I want to listen to Shen Jing.”
The silence that hadn't made any sense at all was gone. When I heard my name being called, I froze for a moment, then put a happy emoticon on the screen (●°u°●)?
Ye Lan gave him a gift of 5200 yuan: "Chen Jing can come up with someone who is good at it."
Shen Ji looked at the gift he received and felt a little disappointed.
If he had received such a big gift under normal circumstances, he would have been so happy that he wouldn't be able to sleep for several nights.
But that little guy just now didn't do anything, he just said a few funny words to attract attention, and he actually got a gift worth more than 30,000 yuan!
Compared with that, his is nothing.
Shen Si felt very unbalanced.
Why?
But only a little bit.
If his songs can make Sister Ye like him, does that mean that he will have a long-term meal ticket in the future?
He had heard about the flying deer.
He knew that Feilu was handsome and sang well.
He himself is not bad either, so he is fully confident that he can become the second Feilu!
Shen Ji cleared his throat: "Thank you for the gift, Sister Ye, a medley of songs for you~"
The silent voice was indeed of great quality. Ye Lan was quite absorbed in it at first. She listened to it for about a minute. But when the song reached its climax, Ye Lan could hear that he was unable to keep up.
Gradually, she lost her patience and it lasted for more than three minutes.
Chen Ji really tried his best this time. His voice was a little hoarse after he finished singing. He drank some water before speaking: "A medley for Sister Ye. I hope Sister Ye likes it~ Mai Liao is the host~"
When Chen Ji said this, his eyes were fixed on the screen. He felt that even if he couldn't receive the largest Qiandenghui, at least he would receive a gift of 5200 yuan, right?
But after a long time, Qingsha had already started chatting with Ye Zi, but she still hadn't received the gift.
Damn, speechless!
He cursed silently in his heart.
Qingsha knew that silence was useless, so she wanted to play a game: "Sister, I haven't played games for a long time. Do you want to play?"
"Okay."
After Ye Lan finished speaking, he browsed through the whole wheat again.
Qingsha gave emotional value: "Wow! One day of sister's visit is enough for us to eat for a month!!!"
"Haha, what game are you playing?"
Qingsha thought for a moment and said, "Sister, let's play... I have something and you don't. It's our turn to say that we have something that others don't have. The one who doesn't have it will count down the number on the screen, starting from 10. Whoever reaches 0 first will be punished."
"Row."
"Then sister, come first."
Ye Lan thought for a moment: "I have... a max-level account on this platform."
"There's no comparison here, start counting numbers, gentlemen!" Qingsha gave an order and everyone started counting numbers.
7 Mai Daidai: "I have a Level A certificate in Mandarin."
"You are so awesome! Are you going to apply to work at a TV station?" Qingsha was very curious.
Dai Dai hummed: "But there is no chance anymore. I didn't pass the exam."
"That's awesome too."
Ye Lan didn't have this, so she deducted a 9.
6Mai Xiaomao: "I have 20 mu of good farmland!"
"Hiss! Xiaomao, you're still a landlord?!"
"No, it's the black soil from my hometown in the countryside. Hahaha, you guys don't have it, right?" Xiao Mao's voice was very proud.
"No……"
Ye Lan scored an 8.
5 Mai was silent: "I have a modeling certificate."
"Oh my god, you're so awesome! Are you a real person or a model?" Qingsha was very envious!
The silent tone was full of pride: "Part-time shooting."
Isn't it obvious what he said?
I hope Sister Ye can understand what he means!
But Ye Lan still didn't feel anything and silently deducted a 7.
4 Mai Rere: "Your actions are too childish~"
"Wait a minute, Rere, you have land? You actually have land in the countryside?!!! You also... you also have a model certificate???" Qingsha realized that Rere was still 9.
Before Rere could speak, Xiaomao also spoke: "I also have a model certificate, I am a model now."
"Huh?" Qingsha was a little bit unbelievable. Are their department's requirements so high now? ? ?
Qingsha was just surprised, but Shenjing was a little bit upset.
Are these people real or fake?
He said he had a model license, so they all had it???
really!
It was originally his advantage, but it turned out to be something very ordinary.
Rere snorted proudly: "Let me be frank, I have acted in a play."
This is really cruel, everyone's number has been reduced.
……
It went around in a circle.
Leaf Blue: 3
Dada: 4
Xiaomao: 7
Silence: 3
Heat: 6
Ice cubes: 4
Water: 4
Gauze: 5
Qingsha looked around and found that the one who was about to lose was Sister Ye!
Can this be right?
Of course not!
Lingyin brags about the group.
Qingsha: @Everyone, don’t let Sister Ye lose!!!
Shui Shui: Got it!
Ice Cube: Got it!
……
Ringtone.
Qingsha: "We're done with the first round, Sister Ye, let's start with you."
“Well, I have a company.”
"As expected of Sister Ye! I don't have any, woo woo woo, do you have any?"
Qingsha's words were very threatening. If anyone did that today, he would probably curse in the group.
"No."
Everyone reduced one.
Daidai thought about it carefully and decided that Sister Ye must have it!
"I have experience in participating in clubs in college!"
Daidai felt that Sister Ye must be pregnant.
result……
[Leaves: 2]
Ah? ? ?
Not this one yet?
Daidai's heart is bleeding.
Ye Lan didn't. She had been working part-time when she was in college and had no time to participate in these things.
Qingsha looked at Ye Lan's '2' and shed tears silently.
6Mai Xiaomao: "I... am nearsighted."
Xiao Mao is very confident in himself. Who doesn’t have myopia nowadays?
but.
[Leaves: 1]
She is really not nearsighted.
Qingsha's palms were sweating at this time, and she quickly tagged someone in the group to remain silent.
Qingsha: @Chenji, please hold on!
Shen Ji didn’t reply, but had already spoken: “I have had a partner.”
Who hasn’t had an object?
Ye Lan didn't.
[Leaves: 0]
Qingsha: Hopeless, these idiots! They can't even comfort their sister!
But at this moment, there was an idiot who spoke up.
Rere: "Hahaha, sister lost, sister, how come you have nothing! Hahaha... I'm dying of laughter..."
. . .
Qingsha was desperate.
Lingyin brags about the group.
Qingsha: Are you guys all just eating dry food and having diarrhea?
Qingsha: @chenji, didn't you see the message I sent to Ye Zijie before? She's never been in a relationship!
Chen Jing was suddenly tagged, and he was very angry.
He casually clicked on the microphone on his side, then sneered and turned on the microphone in another hall.
He is a double-opening mold.
Working two jobs at the same time.
There were not many people at the construction site here, but a sister came up and spoke on full-microphone for ten minutes, intending to play some interactive games.
"Sister, can I ask you some dirty questions?"
At this moment, Qingsha was about to say that Sister Ye didn't need to punish her when she heard this sentence.
???
He still wants to ask Sister Ye some dirty questions?
Qingsha: "Your cerebellum is atrophied? We..."
Before Qingsha could even ask the question, Chen Ji spoke again: "Wow! Thank you, sister. Do you want to listen to my medley?...Okay~ I'll present it to you~...Please, God, let my eyes get wet..."
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