dark battle

Chapter 29

The Jade Emperor was very annoyed, "Oh, it's alright, it's alright!"

"Haha! Old brother, my grandson knows that you want face the most!"

"Okay, okay," the Jade Emperor has a particularly good temper when he needs something from others, "Then the matter of high-fiving you and I..."

The Jade Emperor raised his left hand, and Sun Wukong swiftly raised his palm to hit him together.

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There are many fairy mountains in the Kingdom of Shu, and Emei is difficult to match.Qingming relies on the sky to open, and the color is drawn in doubt.

Zhu Bajie sucked on the pig's nose for quite a while.

Chen Xiang was also curious for a while, "Master, what are you smelling?"

"I seem to smell that monkey's urine, and other monkeys' urine is not so dirty!" Before he finished speaking, Zhu Bajie was pulled by an inexplicable force by his ears, and he groaned in pain.

"Where is the monster, dare to trespass into my grandson's holy Buddha cave?"

Beside Zhu Bajie, at some point, there has been a man with a rough face and a thunderous mouth, wearing a monk's robe, wearing a Buddhist bead around his neck, and holding Zhu Bajie's big ears.

Zhu Bajie struggled to break free, spit and said: "Your second uncle's monster! Why do you want to beat and kill as soon as you meet!"

Sun Wukong patted Zhu Bajie's big belly lightly, and said with a smile: "It turns out that Gao Laozhuang's son-in-law is here, so fat! Why do you have time to visit my grandson?"

"Ah...hahaha..." Zhu Bajie quickly grasped Sun Wukong's arm, smiling all over his face, "Brother Monkey, Junior Brother, don't I miss you? Let's say goodbye for three years, I've always missed you in my heart! Yes Brother Hou, look, I have recently taken in an apprentice, my junior, who is not good enough, you can help me with it? It can be regarded as your apprentice!" Then, he pulled Chen Xiang over, "Chen Xiang, come, come and see you my new master!"

Chen Xiang was very clever, and immediately wanted to kneel, "Chen Xiang pays homage to Master!"

"Don't, don't, don't, don't..." Sun Wukong grabbed Chen Xiang, who had knelt down halfway, and pulled it up, "A gentleman doesn't take the love of others, this is only my grandson!"

Zhu Bajie hurriedly pulled Sun Wukong, trying to buy and sell by force, "Brother Monkey, look, who is with whom, and whose apprentices are not all disciples of Tang Sanzang? It's yours, it's yours!"

"To me?" Sun Wukong snorted, "My old grandson wants to concentrate on enlightenment now that he has become a Buddha. This disciple will not be accepted!"

"Sun Wukong!" Zhu Bajie flexibly changed his tactics. He raised his ears and yelled so loudly that the fat on his cheeks trembled. "Do you want to accept this apprentice?"

"No, no, no! No, no, no! I won't accept it!"

Zhu Bajie gritted his teeth with hatred, and recalled the abuse of being whipped by Erlang God in the Zhenjun Temple, his face changed as if he changed his face, and he beat Sun Wukong's back and shoulders with a smile, "Brother Monkey, I know you have always been a hero A man of righteousness never sees the slightest injustice. Back then, when the four of us, master and apprentice, passed by Che Chi Country, we fought with those three monsters. What you said, senior brother, reminds me of my old pig. It's still new!"

Sun Wukong asked with a playful smile: "Hey, what did my old grandson say at that time?"

"At that time, we bet with that tiger spirit to beg for rain. Brother, you held a golden hoop and big stick, pointed at the sky, and yelled, 'Hey!'"

Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks with joy, "Hahaha, well done! Be careful not to lose your fat waist!"

"'Old Deng, listen carefully to me! Beat those corrupt officials and those disobedient sons to death for public display!' Brother, how majestic and upright you were at that time Strict speech! Right now, there is a big dutiful son standing in front of you, waiting for your help, and Brother Monkey, you must help!"

"Bajie, even if you are filling Mount Emei with good words, my old grandson still won't accept it!"

Zhu Bajie finally pulled his face down, "You have changed...you monkey has changed!"

"You pour out all the ugly words, my old grandson is just trying to test the power of concentration after becoming a Buddha!"

Zhu Bajie followed the good example, "Damn! You are also worthy of becoming a Buddha? Don't embarrass the Tathagata Buddha. I think you are born with a low life, you are born with a bad life! Who do you think you are? You are not Are you a horse breeder? Do you really think that the Jade Emperor will take you seriously? You don’t even piss and take good care of yourself, do you really treat yourself like a green onion?..."

Zhu Bajie babbled and scolded for two hours, his mouth was dry and his head was sweating profusely, while Monkey King just smiled.Zhu Bajie really admires himself as a monkey brother. His temper has indeed changed a lot in the past 300 years. If it were in the past when he was studying the scriptures in the Western Paradise, he would not even be able to hear such harsh words.

Earlier, Zhu Bajie had warned Chen Xiang thousands of times, saying that his brother Hou's temper was no better than others, and only Zhu Bajie could understand Brother Hou's temper, so that Chen Xiang should never open his mouth when the time comes, and leave everything to himself.Chen Xiang observed silently for more than two hours according to his words, and saw that Master's hard and soft measures didn't work, and seeing him put in so much effort for himself, he was very grateful, and was really unwilling to stand aside any longer.

"Fighting Buddha, Chen Xiang has a few questions to ask you." Chen Xiang stepped forward and said respectfully.

After chattering for a long time, Sun Wukong finally took a good look at this handsome child, with a clean youthful air, which was very eye-catching.

"Question? You ask!"

"Do you have parents?"

Sun Wukong looked up to the sky and laughed loudly, "Sun Wukong is a stone monkey, without father and mother, the world knows it!"

Naturally, Chen Xiang had heard the legend of Monkey King, and continued to ask: "When you were young, you saw other little monkeys nestled in your mother's arms, what did you think?"

"Think? I can't remember!"

"Okay, then I'll ask you a little closer." Chen Xiang fought wits and bravery with Liu Yanchang so that his tongue would not be easily blocked, "When you see a family reunion, how do you feel? "

"They are happy, they are happy, what does it matter to my old grandson?"

"But when you saw this family being torn apart by unreasonable rules, didn't you feel anything in your heart?"

"Everything pays attention to karma, what kind of cause they plant, what kind of result they will get. My old grandson said that regardless of this matter, you can't just keep your promises, right?"

Chen Xiang couldn't bear it any longer, "Are you really so cold in your heart?"

I don't know if it's because the tears that Chen Xiang held back in his eyes were particularly glaring under the sunshine of Mount Emei, Monkey King was stunned for a rare moment, "You, you can say whatever you like!" After speaking, he tossed the big monk robe, No matter Zhu Bajie called him loudly, he ran back into the cave without looking back.

Eloquent debate

...I must escape, I must learn all my skills and come back to save you...

Eagerly looking forward to, making vows, as if they all collapsed with the sound of the stone gate closing.

I thought there was hope for escaping from the hunt, but the beloved girl who accompanied me all the way deceived me, the wick and lotus lantern left by my mother were stolen one after another, and the fourth aunt who helped me many times was also killed by Erlang God because of her own willfulness... Shi Emei thought that she could learn all the skills to save her mother and avenge her fourth aunt, but she didn't expect that she couldn't even enter the entrance of the Holy Buddha Cave...

There are thousands of great wishes and expectations in the chest, but in the end they all backfire.

Chen Xiang felt that his heart was burning badly, as if an unknown fire was about to burn a hole in his heart.Before he got really anxious, he turned around and ran wildly, crossing rocks, crossing streams, and ran desperately.

"Apprentice, apprentice!" Zhu Bajie chased hard, panting all the way and shouted, "I am so old, stop!"

Chen Xiang couldn't bear the master to chase after him, so he had to stop, with his head lowered.

"You're going to exhaust Master to death... Apprentice, where are you going?"

"He doesn't want to accept me, what's the use of staying here?"

"You are discouraged by this setback, and you forgot what you said?"

Chen Xiang shuddered, her little face that was blown gray by the mountain wind showed shame, and said in a low voice: "I was wrong again... I'm sorry, Master, I will find a way now!"

"Where!"

There was a shrill shout, it was the voice of the roaring dog.Chen Xiang looked up suddenly, it was actually Yang Jian, Xiao Tiangou and four Meishan brothers chasing after him.

Zhu Bajie imagined a rake, blocked Chen Xiang's body, tilted his head and said: "Apprentice, go back quickly, go back and find Monkey King! Master resist them, hurry up!"

Yang Jian's eyes swept across, Xiao Tiangou understood, bypassing Zhu Bajie and quickly chasing Chen Xiang.

Chen Xiang galloped quickly, rushed to the front of the Holy Buddha Cave and slapped it fiercely, "Monkey King, open the door! Open the door, Monkey King!"

Xiao Tiangou slammed it with a big bone stick, and the stone door suddenly opened. He couldn't stop, and bumped his face on the sole of Monkey King's high-raised shoe.

Chen Xiang hurriedly grabbed Sun Wukong's sleeve and begged: "My master may have fallen into Erlang's hands, he is your junior brother, you can't just leave him alone, right?"

Knowing that Yang Jian and the Jade Emperor are accomplices, Sun Wukong remembers the oath of high-five with the Jade Emperor, and deliberately smacks: "You heard him insulting my grandson just now!"

Just as they were talking, Yang Jian and others had arrived in front of the Holy Buddha Cave, and Zhu Bajie was captured as expected, and Guo Laoliu put a knife around his fat neck.

Ignoring Xiaotiangou's complaint with a crying voice covering his face, Yang Jian said: "Is he going to intervene? Boss, immediately go to the heavenly court to report to the Jade Emperor and let him take all the immortals to watch in the sky. I want to see it. How can so many people play tricks on me."

Not long ago, Zhu Bajie had already been defeated by Yang Jian once, but unfortunately he lost again this time, and it was because of his understanding of his senior brother.If anyone in this world knows Sun Wukong best, it is not Zhu Bajie or Tang Sanzang, it must be Yang Jian.

Sun Wukong blinked his golden eyes, pretended not to hear Yang Jian's "fart", and put on a hippie