New Return of the Pearl: A Different Qing Er

Chapter 39: Jianjian and Yuanyuan, a trip of three?

I'll pay double the price." Yongqi said.

"People in the underworld should have some loyalty. No matter how much money you offer, it won't work." The boss still refused after hearing this.

The emperor thought the boat owner was quite interesting, so he asked Erkang to negotiate with the two men.

Since these two are scholars and want to compose poems, Erkang thought it would be a good thing to do it together.

After hearing that, the two men thought of having a competition, and their topic was "pointed, round, loud gongs and drums, joy in the sky, joy in the earth."

The two men came first, one was the champion in literature and the other in martial arts. Song Qing felt embarrassed. How could they talk nonsense so seriously?

Erkang also came up with a set of "pointed feet, round belly, walking into her husband's house to the sound of gongs and drums, giving birth to a top scholar in literature in the first three years, making her parents-in-law very happy, and giving birth to a top scholar in martial arts in the next three years, making her parents-in-law very happy."

When the top scholar heard this, he immediately became unhappy because it was a hint about them.

The little swallow was not to be outdone, and she performed a "pointy and round mouth, and a round head, and walked into the opera troupe, and the gongs and drums were blaring, and the first three jumps made the host very happy, and the last three jumps made the guests very happy."

Xiaoyanzi's monkey tricks angered the two men. They threatened to knock Xiaoyanzi down with one punch. Xiaoyanzi immediately took out her slingshot and planned to fight, but was stopped by Benjamin. After all, they wanted to hurry on their way, so peace was the best.

Seeing that she couldn't do anything, Xiaoyanzi went up to the emperor to complain, hoping that the emperor would shoot an arrow through the air to scare them. The emperor didn't reject Xiaoyanzi's idea and took Xiaoyanzi's slingshot. Xiaoyanzi quickly found some stones.

The emperor took aim and knocked the beads off the hats of the two men. It was really a good idea to kill two birds with one stone.

The two hurried to pick up the beads. Erkang showed off his skills and flew onto the boat. "There are always people who are better than you, but if you don't want to share a boat with people like us who are not at the same level, then you can wait for the next one."

As soon as he finished speaking, Ertai, Yongqi, and Benjamin all flew onto the boat. Even the emperor showed off his skills. Except for a few who didn't know martial arts, everyone else flew onto the boat, leaving the top scholars in civil and military affairs stunned.

"The bow of the boat is pointed, the sail is round, and it's as easy to get on board as to climb to the sky. The first three taels will make the boss very happy, and the last three taels will make the helmsman very happy." Ertai handed the silver to the boat owner and said, "Boss, please dock the boat quickly, let our women get on board, and pick up the two champions at the same time."

"I didn't expect Ertai to be so naughty. That pointed and round nipple is just amazing." Ziwei looked at Song Qing with a smile.

"He has so many tricks up his sleeves. During the time we've been together, he has really got me under his control." Song Qing couldn't help but laugh as she recalled Ertai's sarcastic look.

In the end, everyone took the boat together and everything went smoothly along the way.

After getting off the boat, everyone continued on their way. "What champion in literature, champion in martial arts, sharp and round, it was all the turtledove that stopped me, otherwise I would have beaten the champion in martial arts with the first three punches, and the last three punches would have turned him upside down." Xiaoyanzi thought of the scene just now and couldn't help complaining again.

"You have really made a lot of progress. You are now incomparable to the days when you were addicted to sugar." Yongqi also gave Xiaoyanzi a lot of face and praised her.

"The master has killed two birds with one stone. It's really amazing! I guess those two top scholars in literature and martial arts won't dare to brag and bluff people anymore!" Song Qing felt that those two people had really hit a wall. They probably wouldn't dare to cheat like this in the future.

"If we were not in such a hurry to get on the road, the two champions would have brought us a lot of fun." Ertai also said with a smile, "These two champions are really a wonderful thing to see along the way."

Everyone was chatting happily, but Benjamin in front was alone and sad. Xiaoyanzi came forward to ask, but Benjamin couldn't tell her what was on his mind and could only remain silent. In the end, the two parted unhappily.

Inn entrance

"It's another wonderful day. If these days go on, I really don't want to go home." Song Qing didn't want to go back when she thought of the boring palace.

"Now you know why I was locked up at home and why I felt so uncomfortable." Xiaoyanzi said as if she had found a confidant, "I wish I could climb over the wall to get out and see this world. Compared to that home, there are so many more things I can see, hear, say, do, fight, and do good deeds for.

This little swallow really can't learn much, she speaks so logically!

"It's amazing, Xiaoyanzi's speech is becoming more and more profound now." Ziwei said with a smile.

"Really? I can really use the word depth now!" Xiaoyanzi was extremely happy to receive the compliment.

"Of course it's true. Compared to your previous performance in the study room, you are much more profound now!" Song Qing wanted to laugh when she thought of Xiaoyanzi in the study room. "But when I think of Xiaoyanzi at that time, it's really impressive!"

"But the extent of the trouble he caused is also impressive!" Ertai, who was moving things, suddenly turned around and added.

"You are so good, Ertai." When Xiaoyanzi heard this guy making fun of her, she quickly grabbed Song Qing and said, "Qing'er, hit him quickly. He made fun of me. Help me get revenge!"

When Ertai saw Xiaoyanzi moving Song Qing out, he begged for mercy quickly, "Little Yanzi, the heroine, please spare me. However, Qing'er can't bear to hit me!" Ertai looked straight at Song Qing, and there was no innocent look in his eyes.

Everyone smiled at each other and took a big bite of dog food.

"Okay, you girls must be tired, so go in and have a rest. Dinner will be available soon," said Erkang.

At this time, Benjamin walked by and turned to Erkang and said, "Erkang, please tell the master that I am not hungry and will not accompany him for dinner. The town is quite quiet and I want to go for a walk alone." Then he was about to leave.

"Wait, I'm not going to have dinner either. Let me go for a walk with you." Xiaoyanzi actually still wanted to accompany her good brother Banjiu, but the more she did this, the less happy Benjamin became.

Sure enough, in the end Benjamin rejected Xiaoyanzi and left alone. In the end Song Qing and Ziwei worked together to bring Xiaoyanzi back to the inn.

"It seems that someone has to withdraw from this threesome." Erkang said as he watched Benjamin walk away.

"I would rather he didn't quit." Yongqi said helplessly.

"Why?" Ertai felt strange. There was no room for three people in a relationship. Benjamin's decision to withdraw was a good thing for Yongqi.