After everyone eavesdropped on my thoughts, I chose to play badly and eat melons

Chapter 122: Please the Fairy Lady

The power was so great that it caused the entire Zhougong Temple to tremble.

Zhou Gong, who was resting with his eyes closed on the couch, was startled and a bad premonition came to his mind.

Just thought about it~

next second!

"Old Zhou, come out here! How dare you call me a nobody? Do you think you are worthy enough to say that I am a nobody?"

This voice is...

Duke Zhou sensed something was wrong and hurriedly picked up his magic robe and went out to greet them.

Just after taking a few steps, he ran into the fierce-looking Yan Jiaojiao who came in with her hands on her hips, staring at him with her black eyes.

Seeing this, Zhou Gong laughed awkwardly.

"Hahaha, what wind brings the fairy here today!" Zhou Gong stepped forward quickly with a flattering look on his face.

The fairy lady came down to earth to gain experience and turned into a baby's body. He was careless just now and didn't think of this.

Yan Jiaojiao came to the soft couch, crossed her legs, and snorted coldly: "The southwest wind blew when I went out today, so it blew this fairy here!"

Zhou Gong continued to laugh awkwardly: "My Fair Lady, you really love to joke. You are still as humorous and witty as before."

"You were the one who started joking!"

"Tell me, what does cats and dogs mean?" Yan Jiaojiao expressed her dissatisfaction.

"How could I have ever said that? Did you hear it wrong, Fairy Lady?" Zhou Gong was at a loss whether to laugh or cry, and he even wanted to die.

"You mean, I'm deaf? Hearing-impaired?"

Duke of Zhou: This is a mess. The Zhougong Temple will have to pay a huge loss and go bankrupt.

"That's not what I meant. Please don't misinterpret it, Fairy Lady." Zhou Gong quickly squatted down and massaged Yan Jiaojiao's arms and legs.

"But this is what I understand. If you have the guts, come and fuck me!" Yan Jiaojiao straightened her chest and patted it.

"I dare not!" Duke Zhou lowered his head, looking aggrieved.

If he could have done it, he would have done it hundreds of years ago. Why wait until now?

That’s it, I just can’t do it and can only be your grandson.

"If you don't dare, just be honest. If I hear similar words again, I will tear down your Zhougong Temple."

"Since you have helped me this time, I will forgive you temporarily."

Zhou Gong is confused~

What did he do? He didn't do anything!

Since the fairy lady didn't say anything, he didn't dare to ask.

"However, this fairy is still a little angry now, you can handle it!" Yan Jiaojiao licked the corner of her mouth, touched her belly, and hinted at something.

Duke Zhou understood immediately and took action immediately.

He said to the fairy boy behind him: "Hurry up and prepare the wine and food!"

"Yes!"

Looking back at Yan Jiaojiao, he smiled and said, "My Lady Fairy, you have come down to earth to experience the tribulation this time, and you still have time to come to my palace? It's really rare!"

"Looking back, the Fairy Lady would come to my Zhougong Temple whenever she had time. Now that I think about it, I really miss it."

Yan Jiaojiao patted his shoulder and comforted him: "It's okay, I'll come over as soon as I'm free~"

Duke Zhou was horrified: Is that what he meant? He didn't mean that.

What you can say is: "It is my honor, Fairy Lady, please remember this!"

"Don't worry, this fairy has always been fair to everyone! This time I came to your Zhougong Temple, next time I have time I will go to the Hades Palace! How can I favor you alone!"

King of Hell: Why are you mentioning me for no reason?

Duke of Zhou: That’s great. I’m finally going to go and fight the King of Hell. An old man like me doesn’t need any exclusive favor.

"What a pity! I was hoping that the Fairy Lady could come more often!" Zhou Gong lowered his head in grievance, pretending to cry.

Yan Jiaojiao said sternly: "Old Zhou, you can't be greedy. This fairy wants to be fair and just! If I only come to your Zhougong Temple, your other colleagues will be jealous of you!"

King of Hell: I am not jealous. Just favor Duke Zhou alone.

"My lady fairy, what you said makes sense. I thought that you might not have been to the Hades' Palace for a while. You can go and take a look next time!"

Yan Jiaojiao nodded in agreement.

Soon, the delicious food was served.

There is everything you need for good wine and good food.

"My Lady Fairy, please start eating. You don't have to be polite here!"

[This fairy has never thought of being polite! I was not polite in the past, and I won’t be polite today. 】

He picked up the chopsticks and ate meat and drank wine in big mouthfuls.

Halfway through drinking, he stared: "Old Zhou, don't you have two jars of fine wine? Why don't you take them out!"

[This wine doesn't taste right. It's obvious that it's not the fine wine that Old Man Zhou treasures! ]

System: [Host is smart, you can taste it. ]

[I used to drink this wine when I came to Zhougong Temple. When I tasted it, the taste didn’t change, so I knew it wasn’t this wine! ]

System: I see.

Duke of Zhou: We all know about the fine wine. It is going to cost us a lot of money this time.

"There are indeed two jars of fine wine. I'll have someone bring them here right away!" Duke Zhou didn't dare to hide it and immediately ordered the fairy boy to get it!

Fairy boy: How arrogant the fairy was just now, how wretched he is now! He doesn't even dare to speak loudly! Not to mention farting!

"Lady Fairy, it's a rare opportunity for you to come here today, so please enjoy your drink!" Zhou Gong pretended to be generous, but his heart was bleeding!

This is my fine wine, woo woo woo...

Which bastard told the Fairy?

System: It’s this system!

"You can't drink too much. I have to go back to my mother soon. I can't let her smell the alcohol!"

Duke Zhou: Oh, did you find a mother in the mortal world? The fairy lady who has always been called the devil fairy by everyone also has a filial side. It's rare!

"Filial piety is the most important virtue. Well done to you, Fairy!" Duke Zhou gave Yan Jiaojiao a thumbs up!

Yan Jiaojiao licked her lips, a little embarrassed: "It's okay, after all, she is the mother of this body, it's my duty as a fairy to help her filial piety!"

"Lady Fairy is so thoughtful!" As he spoke, Zhou Gong glanced at the fairy boy who was approaching with a jar of wine in his arms not far away!

Duke of Zhou: This is my exquisite wine! Woohoo...

"My lady fairy, this is the fine wine that I have collected, please try it!" Zhou Gong said one thing and thought another. He smiled happily on the surface, but his heart was in despair!

We don't want to and dare not say it, we can only flatter!

I was afraid that if I made the other party unhappy, I would be beaten up. After all, the fairy was known for her bad temper!

Duke Zhou took the jar of wine, opened the lid, and filled it up for Yan Jiaojiao!

Pick up the white porcelain wine glass, put it to your nose...close your eyes and smell it!

"Good wine! This fairy hasn't had such good wine in a long time! Old Zhou, where did you get this wine? Bring me some more!"

"This wine is a gift from the Jade Emperor to me, the fairy! There are only two jars. Since you like it, I'll give it to you!" Duke Zhou reluctantly gave it up!

Hearing this, Yan Jiaojiao was stunned: "Since it is your reward, this fairy can't take it away casually!"

Yan Jiaojiao lowered her eyes to look at the fine wine in the glass and drank it all in one gulp!

He wiped his mouth and smiled: "One cup is enough, put the rest away!"

Although she is greedy, she is not greedy for everything!

Duke of Zhou: Can a lamb that has been targeted by a hunter escape from the tiger's mouth?

"No problem, Fairy Lady, if you like it, drink as much as you want!" Duke Zhou pretended to be generous!

Yan Jiaojiao glanced at Zhou Gong, then looked at the wine glass on the table, scratched her head and said, "Drink as much as you want?"

[What's wrong with this person? He is obviously reluctant to give, but he is so generous despite being poor! ]

Yan Jiaojiao saw through Zhou Gong's little thoughts at a glance!

She is always good at judging people!

However, this time she came here, she really wanted to taste the fine wine!