You act stupid and I act crazy, let's be ancestors together

Chapter 174: Purple Placenta All Over the Mountains

"Sister, please find something to wrap the child up first. I still need to check on the adults."

As Zhou Xiaoyuan spoke, she stuffed the wet little creature, which was still covered in blood and amniotic fluid, into Jiang Si's arms.

Jiang Si seemed to be sealed, standing still without moving.

That nervous expression was as if what she was holding in her hands was not a child, but a time bomb.

It’s strange to say, the child who was crying loudly and clearly in Zhou Xiaoyuan’s arms became quiet after being in Jiang Si’s hands.

Looking at the wrinkled little ball in her hand, Jiang Si felt for the first time that life is truly magical.

Boom boom boom!

"Hot water is coming!"

As the door was knocked, Ming Jinghuan's voice was heard outside the house.

Zhou Xiaoyuan quickly pulled the quilt over Ming Jingting, and then responded to Ming Jinghuan.

"come in!"

With a bang, the door was pushed open from the outside, and Ming Jinghuan walked in carrying a basin of hot water, followed by two women also carrying hot water.

"They are the people arranged by Gan Lin."

Seeing the displeasure and vigilance in Jiang Si's eyes, Ming Jinghuan said as he walked into the house.

Fearing that he would explain too slowly, the two women would be chopped to pieces by Jiang Si.

After hearing this, Jiang Si retracted her gaze and said, "Hurry up and bring me some water."

Ming Jinghuan hurried forward and placed the basin of water on the table in front of Jiang Si.

"This child was born so soon?"

Ming Jinghuan was also shocked. From the time they went out to the kitchen to boil water, it should have been at most ten minutes, and the child was born just like that?

Do you want it to be so fast?

"Yeah, it's really that fast."

Jiang Si understood why Ming Jinghuan was shocked. They were all people who were misled by the TV drama!

It turns out that giving birth is not that difficult for everyone.

Jiang Si looked at the clear hot water rising from the wooden basin on the table, and hurriedly put her hand, along with the hot potato in her hand, into the basin.

After letting the child go, she began to scrub the dirt off her hands.

Looking at the child who was completely submerged in hot water and the shredded ginger who was washing his hands carefully, Ming Jinghuan was completely dumbfounded.

He quickly pulled the child out of the water. The kid, who was only slightly bigger than his palm, lay on his palm with his butt sticking out, sucking his food with his little mouth, and seemed to be fine.

So... magical?

"That's perfect. You're responsible for cleaning him. I've never taken care of a child before, so I'll leave it to you."

After washing her hands, Jiang Si made a cheering gesture to Ming Jinghuan.

"You haven't brought it before, but do you think I have? And..."

As he spoke, Ming Jinghuan lowered his gaze to the basin of water that was originally clear but had now become turbid.

Are you sure this water is still suitable for bathing children?

"You can do it. At least in your hands, this little thing can still be alive. But in my hands, it may not be the same."

Jiang Si doesn't like children, and she is even less interested in this wrinkled thing.

Upon hearing what Jiang Si said, Ming Jinghuan held the child's hand and leaned towards him. Forget it, he felt that although he had never taken care of a child, he could learn.

Jiang Si saw Ming Jinghuan frowning and not knowing what to do, and suddenly thought of something.

She snapped her fingers and handed the thing she took out from the space to Ming Jinghuan.

"Good Mother's Helper", "Parenting Guide", "Newborn Handbook"...

Looking at the books handed over by Jiang Si, Ming Jinghuan took them tremblingly and looked at Jiang Si again.

"No, how come you have everything? Did you have plans for this in your previous life?"

I dare not imagine that someone as cold-hearted as Jiang Si would want to have a baby and be a good mother.

That’s not right. In her previous life, their team investigated her for so long, but we never heard of her having any romantic affairs?

With Jiang Si's personality, if she really wants to have a baby, she must love the man very much!

Oh no, the boss is in danger!

"Hehe!" Jiang Si rolled her eyes at Ming Jinghuan and was too lazy to explain.

In the warehouse she had emptied before, there were a lot of useful and useless things. That amount of supplies was enough to feed the people in a small town.

"Come and help her clean up, and then change the sheets and bedding."

Zhou Xiaoyuan stood up with the fallen things in her hand and gave instructions to the two women who followed Ming Jinghuan in.

Zhou Xiaoyuan's words attracted the attention of Jiang Si and Ming Jinghuan, and they turned around and looked at her together.

The two maids behind her let down the bed curtains and helped Ming Jingting wash her body.

"What are you doing with this?"

Jiang Si looked at the piece of meat in Zhou Xiaoyuan's hand and frowned tightly.

"Placenta is a good medicine. I have a use for it." Zhou Xiaoyuan said as he stretched out his hand in front of Jiang Si and showed it to her.

Seeing this, Jiang Si quickly took out a sealed bag from the space, opened the bag and handed it to Zhou Xiaoyuan.

"Put it in. You can't keep holding it. It looks creepy."

Hearing her say this, Zhou Xiaoyuan smiled embarrassedly and put the bloody thing in his hand in.

“Isn’t placenta a plant?”

Jinghuan, holding the child in one hand and a parenting book in the other, suddenly walked forward and looked at the contents of the sealed bag in confusion.

Jiang Si closed the sealed bag and stuffed it into Zhou Xiaoyuan's hand, and then they both looked at Ming Jinghuan.

"Has your knowledge become so lacking?" Jiang Si shook her head, speechless. How did this guy get into the special forces team?

Ming Jinghuan didn't get annoyed after hearing this, but recalled it very seriously, "No, it was my ex-girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend, no, it should be my ex-ex-girlfriend, hey, who cares, anyway, it's my ex-girlfriend. I remember a novel she read, which said that there were purple river cars everywhere in the mountains!"

After hearing what Ming Jinghuan said, Jiang Si and Zhou Xiaoyuan couldn't help but look at the bloody mass in the sealed bag.

This thing, blooming all over the mountains? This is a horror movie, right? No, even horror movies don’t dare to shoot like this!

"What kind of novel did your ex read that is so horrifying? Recommend some to me." Jiang Si was very curious. This sentence alone was scary enough. The novel must be very exciting.

"Uh... she seems to be reading a romance novel." Ming Jinghuan responded with a frown. If this thing really was everywhere in the mountains, it would be really terrifying.

After hearing Ming Jinghuan's answer, Jiang Si's expression was so wonderful that she didn't know how to respond for a moment.

Zhou Xiaoyuan was too lazy to pay attention to them. Anyway, they were a group of people who always said weird things. She was too lazy to pay attention to those she couldn't understand and just treated them as nonsense.

Just as the atmosphere was becoming increasingly awkward, the curtain of the bed behind him was suddenly lifted.

Ming Jingting washed herself and changed her clothes and slowly got out of bed. She walked to the chairs beside the people and sat down without even needing anyone's help.

Jiang Si and Ming Jinghuan were shocked again that she could move so skillfully right after giving birth.

If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, how could they dare to believe it after being confused by the plots of TV dramas and movies for years?

After Ming Jingting sat down, her eyes remained on Ming Jinghuan.

Ming Jinghuan noticed her gaze and realized that the newborn baby was still lying in the palm of his hand.

"Oh, look at my memory. I'll ask someone to change the basin of water and wash the child right away."