Thriller Trainee

182. Crazy Circus

There was a moment of wordless silence backstage.

Tsuchimikado looked at the dazzling array of human artifacts and sighed quietly.

Survival of the fittest, natural selection, survival of the fittest, this has always been the case.

This is how things are among living things, and it’s hard to blame or have to distinguish right from wrong.

"Okay, don't think about this. We only have three days to figure out how to get out of this auction house. Do you really want to be sold?"

Zong Jiu stared at the bull-headed horse face patrolling backstage in the distance without leaving any trace, and took off the earrings from his ears.

After entering this super S-level dungeon, all special props above level B lose their effectiveness, including the miniature version of the physical holy sword on Zongjiu's ear.

Nowadays, the majestic S-level props and legendary-level holy sword can only be turned into a small decorative earring, which has no other use except for decoration.

But that's enough.

The white-haired magician took the earrings and gestured in front of the keyholes of the chains on his ankles and wrists. He found that the size was just right for the keyholes, so he raised his head and asked Tsuchimikado: "Have you selected the lockpicking skill?"

There was a "Locksmith" skill that could be lit on the identity card before entering the dungeon. Zongjiu chose one as an alternative, but the main system only allocated him 10 skill points. This means that he only has a one-tenth chance of success when throwing dice, so it would be more reliable to ask Tsuchimikado.

Tsuchimikado nodded hurriedly, "Yes."

He has a locksmith skill of 40 points and a success rate of two out of five, which is much higher than one in ten.

Zong Jiu looked at him with great suspicion. Instead of throwing the earring in his hand, he motioned for him to roll the dice first.

The Onmyoji, whose ability was questioned, started throwing angrily, determined to avenge his previous humiliation.

[Your throwing result is 40/40, and it is extremely difficult to succeed in unlocking the door]

[Okay, although you obviously feel that it is very difficult for you to open this lock, but surprisingly, you turned around with the wire and found the opening by mistake, so you struggled to find the opening. Open the locks on your wrists and ankles]

"Did you see that!" Tsuchimikado raised his arms and shouted, "It's impossible for a person not to fall in love even once, even just once!"

Zongjiu: "..."

You almost failed. Why are you so proud of something that is extremely difficult to succeed?

Tsuchimikado, who repeatedly turned the wire around, successfully freed the two of them from the iron cage.

"What should we do next?"

In order to avoid being discovered by the patrollers, although the two of them opened their hands, feet and the lock on the cage, they did not act rashly. Instead, they sat where they were, pretending to be still trapped, so as not to alert the snake.

"Double the stealth roll and run away."

The identity card has so many skills, and stealth is definitely one of them. It is also one of the skills that has been designated as a must-have after many S-level discussions.

If the stealth throw can be successful, then as long as they don't hit the patroller head-on, they can definitely leave here quietly without being discovered by anyone.

Zong Jiu stared at the moment when the bull's head disappeared around the corner, with a thought in his mind.

The pink-white ten-sided dice suspended in the void quickly began to rotate according to the master's will.

[Your throwing result is 17/30, and the stealth decision is successful]

【You squat down/your body and slow down your steps. You can guarantee that unless someone sees you from the front or from an inadvertent angle, no one will be able to hear your leaving footsteps in such a noisy auction venue]

The white-haired young man carefully opened the door and walked forward, leaning forward.

What he didn't expect was that within two steps of walking out, there was a sudden loud crackling sound behind him.

Zongjiu: "...?"

He turned around and saw Tsuchimikado standing up from the cage uncontrollably. First he hit his head suddenly on the cage, and then he fell towards the door of the iron cage like a kite with its string cut off. Leaning on the shelves with accessories in front of their cage.

At the same time, all the shelves holding the auction items were knocked down by him. Countless bags and bags hanging on the shelves fell over like dominoes, causing a series of reactions.

[Friendly reminder, your teammate’s throwing result is 97/35, which is a big failure]

[So not only did he fail to sneak in successfully, but he also made some earth-shattering noise]

Good guy, another big failure that is even more unlucky than unlucky.

What is called a pig teammate? This is called a pig teammate! !

"what happened?!"

Almost at the moment when the shelf fell down and made a loud noise, the cow-headed horse face who was patrolling in the background heard the sound and rushed towards it, causing the wooden floor to shake.

Such a loud sound can probably be heard on the auction stage, let alone the backstage.

Zongjiu couldn't care less about his own stealth. Thanks to Tsuchimikado's great failure, his successful stealth was completely useless and exposed in seconds.

"Why are you still standing there, run away!"

He grabbed the onmyoji who was knocked dizzy by the collar and ran forward quickly.

In front of them in the entire backstage there was only a deep way out, leading to an unknown dark entrance below.

Zong Jiu and his men rushed directly into this staircase with no end in sight.

The stairs are very dark, but wide enough. At first glance, it is a special passage used to transport auction items or other goods. There are only dim kerosene lamps dotted on both sides. There are no forks in the road, and you can walk to the end on one road.

Behind them there was chaos and shouting.

"The little kitten and puppy Gou escaped from the cage, catch them quickly!"

"Sound the alarm, ring the alarm quickly and ask the gatekeeper to lower the iron gate behind the auction venue!"

After hearing these words from a distance, Zong Jiu immediately felt bad.

He saw the bright light at the end of the corridor in the distance, and a kobold who was about to slam down the iron gate.

"Quick, divide the system, I want to charm this gatekeeper NPC!"

The dice started spinning rapidly.

[Your throwing result is 54/70, the charm judgment is successful]

[Since the gatekeeper NPC is not a very important and psychologically determined NPC, there is no need to perform a psychological test on this NPC for the time being]

Almost visibly, the gatekeeper's action of lowering the chains suddenly stopped.

Its eyes hidden in the dog's hair stared blankly at the white-haired young man rushing from the black corridor.

[Your beauty deeply shocked this NPC, making him immediately feel compassion. This is not difficult to understand, because the hidden attribute of the gatekeeper is a soft-hearted cat slave, even though it is the kind he just discovered]

"Come here, poor little kitten. You are so beautiful. If I sell you to those dirty big shots, I will live in regret and pain for the rest of my life."

The kobold waved his hand towards him, and after the two of them came through the iron gate, he directly pulled the iron gate down and stopped the bull head and horse face chasing after him.

Tsuchimikado looked at Zongjiu in shock, "Can it still be like this?"

He looked at the way the other party charmed the NPC effortlessly, as if his world view had been refreshed.

In fact, it has nothing to do with the awesome charm skill. What really matters is that Zongjiu has thrown the dice so many times from the beginning to now, and he has never failed once.

European Emperor, walking European Emperor!

This thigh needs to be held firmly!

"Quick, quick, stop talking nonsense."

Zong Jiu pushed him out, and the two people immediately fled from the back of the auction venue and rushed outside.

There are lights and colorful lights all around, and the night falls.

Not far away, a huge circular colorful tent was propped up in place. The tent was surrounded by circles of light bulbs shining with different lights. A large LED light sign was hung at the main entrance with the words "Crazy Circus" written above it. A few big flashing characters.

Except for this big tent, it is surrounded by an open square, with a large fountain in the center, and a huge concert hall and opera house opposite.

Animals wearing human clothes were coming and going in the square. There was a family who came to the circus with small animals, and there were also minotaurs wearing police uniforms and patrolling with iron rods in their hands.

Their striking appearance and hair color immediately attracted a lot of attention.

"Look what that is!"

"They're human beings. Why did they come up from the ground?"

"Someone, come quickly! A human has escaped from the underground farm!"

There were animals screaming loudly, which were very conspicuous under the night sky, and the scene was chaotic for a while.

Almost at the same time, a sound came from the radio in the square.

"Emergency broadcast, and then an emergency broadcast. Two precious humans escaped from the circus auction house. One was a kitten with white hair and pink eyes, and the other was a husky with black hair and black eyes. They were successfully captured and sent to the circus or The police station will be rewarded with one thousand gold coins.”

"Attention, attention! These two humans are endangered and rare species with pure bloodlines. They must not be harmed in any way during the capture, otherwise they will be regarded as violating the Human Protection Act and will be severely punished."

"Fuck huskies and return the Human Protection Act."

Tsuchimikado sighed: "Weren't those human skin backpacks and human skin products made by them just now?"

"Don't tell me, it's the same thing for humans and animals."

Zongjiu and he retreated step by step under the pressure of a large group of animals in the square, and their peripheral vision suddenly glanced at the circus behind them.

"Let's go to the circus!"

In human society, circus performers are animals. They train animals to perform various entertainment performances according to human preferences.

Logically, in an animal society, it is very likely that circus performers have become humans instead.

If there were humans in the circus, not only would it be easier for them to disguise themselves, but they would also be able to figure out what this dungeon is about, and maybe even find the survivors who the sub-system said had entered this dungeon twenty years ago. clues.

The two people looked at each other, obviously thinking of going together, and ran towards the circus tent without looking back.

Behind them, a large group of animals holding nets chased after them with shouts and chaos.

"It's strange, I just saw them running here, why didn't I see anyone?"

"Forget it, let's go and take a look at it first. That's a thousand gold coins."

About five minutes later, Zongjiu and Tsuchimikado squatted in the circus utility room, listening to the animals disappearing and looking at each other.

After confirming that there were no animals around, Zongjiu pulled out some circus props from the big box in the utility room and whispered to Tsuchimikado: "This is a good opportunity. Come on, let's make a disguise and sneak in first." Let’s talk about the animal camp.”

"Are you sure?"

The onmyoji looked at the clothes he had just pulled out of his hand and hesitated to speak.

Zongjiu:?

He looked down and fell into silence at the same time.

The next second, he stood up unbelievingly and began to dig into the big box behind him.

But no.

In the glove boxes around them, everything was... colorful skirts with exaggerated hemlines, high heels, lipstick and tube tops.

Not a single piece of men's clothing.

In the distance, more and more footsteps were heard, attracted by the announcement of a thousand gold coins on the radio, and the excited growls and roars of the animals could be heard in the distance.

Zongjiu: "..."

Zong Jiu: "Only heaven and earth know this matter. You know it and I know it. Do you understand?"

Anyway, this is not the first time. The first time is new, the second time is familiar.

Tsuchimikado skillfully pulled out a skirt that was also trimmed with lace, and nodded with a heavy expression: "Understood!"

The author has something to say: This is today’s extra update!

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Tweet: Isn’t it just women’s clothing, haha!

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