170. Masquerade
170. Masquerade
Tsuchimikado stood in the darkness, as stiff as a piece of wood, falling into a long-lost embarrassment.
I really can't blame him, the main reason is that the sailor uniform skirt is a bit short.
At the beginning, when I tried to be cute on the dance floor and danced house dance, my movements were not very wide. Even if I turned around with the magic of love, I could only do two symbolic turns at most. As a result, now, my dear, the main system has transferred all kinds of ballroom dance knowledge at once, stuffing it into my brain in a chaotic manner. Before I could understand it, my body started to move according to the music.
Then the onmyoji was horrified to find that his limbs stopped dancing and began to twist his waist and raise his hips, which is commonly known as the upgraded version of the magic of love.
Waltz is famous for its romance and magnificence, and its visual effects are extremely elegant and enjoyable. In the early years, it was called an "unchaste and dissolute dance", and many European countries even explicitly did not allow married young women to dance.
Tsuchimikado thought the dance was pretty before, but only after he started dancing did he realize why the waltz was rejected by conservative Britain in his early years.
First of all, it is because the range of its rotation is quite large.
Tsuchimikado didn't even look for a dance partner. Following the tune, he could move from the left to the far right of the dance floor by himself, with the skirt of his miniskirt spread out into a small umbrella.
Half a month ago, in order to win the bet with the exorcist, he went to the styling studio to seek advice from the stylist.
As a result, the latter was full of rainbow farts after seeing him, saying that he had a small frame, a delicate face, a slender figure, and a unique oriental charm. That's a man who boasts all the talents in heaven and earth, but says that he is a good young man who can dress up as a woman. If he doesn't dress up as a woman, it would be a waste of talent for the motherland.
Tsuchimikado was so praised that he actually thought that women's clothing was a good way to conceal his identity. Coupled with the consequences of being a gamer for a long time, I may have been eager to dress up in women's clothing, so I half-heartedly agreed.
In order to have a girl's figure, Tsuchimikado did not hesitate to make a model figure for himself for a whole day, which was enough to be fake and real.
Forget it, as long as no one sees it, who would have thought that No. 10 can dress up as a woman?
As long as everyone can't think of it, there is still hope for him. Anyway, he is just fooling around.
While Tsuchimikado lamented in his heart that it was not easy to be a beautiful girl, he tried his best to ignore the discomfort of the cold wind lifting his skirt.
Fortunately, all the lights in the banquet hall were turned off, otherwise he would really face social death today.
Just when Tsuchimikado secretly breathed a sigh of relief, suddenly someone from the next door stepped forward with the same waltz pace, taking his dance partner with him, and passed by him.
I don’t know what kind of clothes this big brother is wearing that are designed against humanity. He is covered in jingling steel accessories. He has a rock punk and dark gothic style. You can hear him turning around in the dark as if he could hold a concert. sound.
By coincidence, these jingling accessories were hanging under the clothes, and one of them accidentally caught the white stockings on the Onmyoji's legs.
Tsuchimikado: "..."
Ruined.
"Tear-"
All beautiful girls who wear long stockings must have similar experiences.
A pair of intact socks looks beautiful. But if it is accidentally hooked by something, it will start to...draw without exception.
What’s even more desperate is that drawing thread is not just a matter of pulling one strip, but a string of threads. Starting from the torn place, a thread can be pulled up to your feet, which is very brutalist art, so this sock can no longer be worn.
For example, Tsuchimikado.
Before he could react, the thread held by the accessory ran along his thigh and reached his toes without any pause, leaving behind a string of torn pieces of different sizes. Hole.
In a moment, the leg meat rushed out of the hole.
What's even worse is that it's not the front that's being hooked to the line, but the back.
Wow, the wind blows.
This time it wasn’t the miniskirt that made me feel cold, but the wind blowing my butt.
Tsuchimikado tremblingly bent down and touched his exposed leg, feeling as if he had been struck by lightning.
Onmyoji in the flower season experienced the pain of a beautiful girl for the first time.
At this moment, the main system announced that a trainee had found a mentor and was dancing with the mentor.
It's over. If the third stage has passed, won't the banquet hall be back to normal soon?
It would be okay if the lights were not turned on during the dance, but if the lights were turned on, it would be hard to see people like this.
The onmyoji held his buttocks behind him that were in close contact with the cold air, and was about to cry without tears.
Why on earth did he choose not to wear safety pants in the first place!
Is it because he changed the human body model and relied on his true gender to be male? I regret it so much.jpg
Just when Tsuchimikado was trying to think of a way to see if he could apply for a transaction with the main system, and quickly took off his socks and changed into safety pants, something happened suddenly!
The waltz is over, and the next tango is a step away.
The group of trainees behind him danced the tango very stiffly, and the male trainee dancing the female step felt uncomfortable all over, not to mention that he had to perform a difficult waist when the climax of the music came.
Although memory has been instilled, memory and actual application are still two different things. Many trainees only perform on paper, and their performance is either too soft or too stiff, making it difficult to have the beauty of a skilled dancer.
For example, the temporary dance partners behind Tsuchimikado.
The trainees who danced the women's steps were obviously unskilled, and the same goes for those who danced the men's steps.
When the female step lowered his waist, the male step held his waist. As a result, the former followed the downward trend of his body. Since he could not borrow more force, he subconsciously raised his legs in a backward posture.
The ends of those straight long legs were stepped on ten centimeter high heels, and they slapped the onmyoji's ass as he bent over without mercy.
With the lethality that Hentian Gao deserved, he almost instantly kicked the Onmyoji forward and fell to the cold marble edge of the dance floor.
Tsuchimikado: "..."
He had just accepted the fact that he forgot to wear safety pants, and now he was forced to endure unbearable pain in his life.
Tsuchimikado: Damn it, why is it always me who is unlucky every time!
It seemed that he also realized that he had kicked something. The trainee apologized in the dark, expressed his most sincere apology, and asked Tsuchimikado if he was injured and if he was injured, would he like it? If he considers quitting the Masquerade, he can pay one thousand survival points as compensation.
The Onmyoji was silent for a while, "No, no need, I'm fine."
First of all, although one thousand points is full of sincerity and is definitely a small fortune for newcomers, will the upright No. 10 lack these one thousand points? Will it, will it, will it?
Furthermore, he has been coveting the Exorcist's dagger prop for a long time. No matter how he talked about exchanging or selling the Exorcist before, he finally found an opportunity this time and he must seize it!
Tsuchimikado showed a tired yet embarrassed smile and quickly got up from the cold ground.
It was at this moment that someone coldly said his name in the darkness.
"Tsuchimikado."
The Onmyoji suddenly felt chills all over his body and immediately began to deny it three times, "I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"
He didn't react until he said this, and was as quiet as a chicken under the announcement from the main system [Your identity has been discovered by trainee Zhuge An, and 900 survival points have been deducted].
Obviously, the people in the darkness also fell into silence for a while because of his inaction.
I’ve seen people rushing up to admit it, but I’ve never seen people rushing up to admit it like this. It’s been a long time since I’ve lived.
Zhuge An: "What are you doing lying on the ground?"
In the darkness, the Onmyoji silently covered his buttocks and said tremblingly, "I'm... looking for information."
Zhuge An:? ? ?
What kind of information does one need to lie on the ground to listen to and stare at a crotch cat?
However, No. 3 is obviously too lazy to pursue such details.
He was used to the confusing things that mortals do from time to time.
"The exorcist was looking for you just now."
Tsuchimikado suddenly became excited, "What? He is looking for me? When and where is he? What is he wearing?"
Zhuge glanced at him secretly and was about to speak.
Suddenly, the crystal chandelier overhead lit up.
Just like when the lights went out, there was no warning when the crystal chandelier came on this time.
Without any warning, the crystal chandeliers and red gold chandeliers all lit up, illuminating the huge banquet hall with thick and flowing light, which was beautiful.
The first thing that caught everyone's eyes was the dress of the trainee next to him.
The beautiful girl in sailor uniform covering her butt and the Antarctic emperor penguin looked at each other.
Seeing the dress of the person opposite, Tsuchimikado's small eyes immediately showed three parts confusion, three parts shock, three parts confusion and one part Zhuge An, you are like this.
Penguin: "..."
Careless.
...
Not just the trainees, the most eye-catching ones were of course the two people in the center of the entire dance floor.
They were wearing the same clothes and stood face to face, and the atmosphere was tense.
The white-haired magician's hands were bound by puppet strings, and he held a big red joker in his mouth. There is also a black and white joker tucked between the fingertips twisted behind her back.
Let a card magic master play cards like a fish in water, even more powerful than a tiger.
Zongjiu didn't believe that the devil didn't know this, so he was sure that the other party had released the water.
So...why?
Is it because No.1 particularly dislikes that A-level trainee?
This speculation was shot down by Zongjiu as soon as it appeared.
Just as the devil said, let alone A-level, even most S-levels are no different from ants in front of him.
A superior God would not pay attention to an ant, let alone spend so much time on an ant.
For the first time, Zongjiu couldn't guess the devil's intention.
But this did not prevent him from raising his head slightly, like a proud white swan, "How? No, 1?"
Lights swirled above them.
The black-haired demon suppressed the dark gaze surging in his pupils, raised the corners of his mouth, bent down, and gently slid the white gloves over the magician's lips and fingertips, and slowly pulled out the two ghost cards.
A heavy crown suddenly appeared on the white-haired magician's head.
The devil is crowning an emperor.
Meanwhile, the announcement of the main system was long overdue.
[Congratulations to trainee Zong Jiu for successfully finding his mentor and identifying his true identity]
[Congratulations to trainee Zong Jiu, who received a super S-level evaluation from his instructor and was successfully promoted]
The author has something to say: I wish you all a happy New Year~ Mmmah!
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si-mexico