Retire from the human world

Chapter 25 Unqualified

"Fuck you panda!" Captain Zhou was so angry that he almost burned his hand with a cigarette butt.

The security guard of the museum had finished taking notes in the next room.

After careful inspection, the museum should not have anyone other than the staff.But when I heard the sound and rushed in, I found that one wall of the Egyptian Pavilion had collapsed.The ancient sword that was brought in yesterday and was temporarily placed in the reference room was gone, the glass cover was shattered, and there was a big hole on the ground that was smashed by the sword.

The nearly seventy-year-old curator Wang was beating his chest and feet with heartache.

"...National Treasure, the National Treasure that I originally planned to ask domestic authorities to appraise!"

Also missing is a golden scepter and dagger from the Egyptian Museum. The situation was chaotic at the time, so even the museum staff who rushed to the scene were under review. After all, the scepter and the ancient sword are more than half a meter long, and they are by no means casual. Cultural relics that can be taken away by stuffing them in pockets (really?). Although two suspects were caught at the scene, it was obvious that neither of them had them.

"How do you explain it? It has your fingerprints on it!"

Shen Dong glanced at the black velvet satin trembling in Captain Zhou's hand, and it looked familiar.By the way, it was on his neck when he woke up, and it almost strangled him!

"I still want to ask you, I was lying on your police car! But you were not skilled enough, and you drove into the river. I almost died of choking. When I opened my eyes again, I almost thought that the police car fell into ancient Egypt through time and space. It's gone!" Shen Dong spread his hands to express his innocence.

Captain Zhou slammed out the cigarette butt.

The criminal policeman next to him who was in charge of taking notes couldn't help squinting: "Stop pretending to be crazy! Haven't you been to the Provincial Museum?"

"How can a poor person like me have the sentiment to visit museums!" Do you pay for the tickets?

"What is your relationship with the other suspect? Did you plan to steal the mummy first, and then steal other cultural relics, and finally fought in the museum because of the uneven distribution of the spoils... Tell you, we have already obtained evidence for the murder weapon brick, you And trying to kill someone..."

Hey, I only robbed clothes and pants, don't make it so serious, okay?

When Shen Dong pulled his clothes, he saw the guy's appearance - it was the foreigner he met outside Shanhai Tesco that day!

"Little comrade, look at what you said, what kind of fight can knock down a wall?" Shen Dong was barefoot, lamenting that the floor of the interrogation room is still cold and comfortable in such a hot summer, he leaned back on the chair, "What did you say?" What mummy, sword, scepter, I didn't even see it!"

As he spoke, he patted the pockets of his clothes generously, indicating that there was nowhere to hide those things on his body.

In fact, Shen Dong didn't need to say it, the detectives had already checked it visually.

In summer, I don't wear much clothes, even if I have a magnetic card in my pocket, it's obvious.

"And when does our provincial capital museum have national treasures? You say that the zoo has national treasures, I believe it!" Shen Dong snorted, thinking that those in the museum were exaggerating, and the mummies had nothing to do with national treasures.

Dig casually inside the Egyptian pyramids, and you can find a bunch of them.At a level like the provincial capital museum, at most it is to exhibit a certain nobleman, or the mummy of a priest buried with him, absolutely unable to import Egyptian pharaohs from abroad!

"You really don't know anything?" Captain Zhou stared at Shen Dong.

He always felt that there was something crucial that he had missed, but he couldn't even remember it.

Xishan Reservoir, Bronze Sword, Museum, Shen Dong...

Captain Zhou's mind was in a mess. He felt that the truth must be coming out, but it couldn't be revealed according to normal logic.The T-shirt floating in the reservoir, the shoes that were picked up later... Gu Jian disappeared but Shen Dong appeared...

"Of course I really don't know!" Shen Dong watched Captain Zhou walk over and patted him on the shoulder inexplicably, and said directly: "Okay, you can leave after signing the record."

Shen Dong's body has the temperature of a normal person, and there is indeed flesh on his shoulders—Captain Zhou thought to himself a little, this is a muddled mind, how could there be such a guess, besides, it's not so unusual for Shen Dong to appear and disappear suddenly. Didn't their police car just drive at the intersection, but when it came out, it fell into the Xishan Reservoir sadly.

"Captain Zhou? He is an important suspect!" The criminal policeman was very nervous.

Before Captain Zhou had time to speak, someone ran over panting outside the door: "Captain Zhou! It's bad! The other suspect who we sent to the hospital for robbery is missing!"

"Oh." Captain Zhou realized that he could ask calmly and steadily, "What's going on?"

"The nurse said that just as she was about to examine the patient, the guy woke up, and then..." the policeman who came to pass the message said with a stiff expression, "then he turned into a bat and flew away."

"Pfft!" Shen Dong almost choked on his own saliva, he patted the chair and laughed.

Captain Zhou glared at him and left the interrogation room.

Within 10 minutes, the door of the interrogation room opened again, and Captain Zhou walked in accompanied by a casually dressed man in a baseball cap.This person is not tall, but his eyes are bright, and there is a bright red cinnabar mole between his eyebrows. He is not outstanding, but his smile is warm and warm. This is a standard magic stick smile!

"Hi, I'm Zhanyuan."

"I'm really not well, I don't know who you are?" Shen Dong was very vigilant when he saw Captain Zhou take away the criminal policeman who was taking the record, and then led him to the door of the interrogation room.

"Let me re-introduce, I'm Dixiu Temple Zhanyuan, you should know my junior brother."

"..."

Shen Dong looked at the baseball cap on Zhan Yuan's head, and he was at a loss for a long time before he realized: "You mean that monk who didn't bring his ID card when he went out, who had never even seen a bicycle, and finally bought a travel tent from Shanhaiyi stupidly and went back? Your junior brother?"

"Ahem!" Hitting people without slapping them in the face, exposing others without exposing their weaknesses!

Zhan Yuan had no choice but to cough a few times, and then said: "Well, it's not that my junior brother didn't bring his ID card, it's because he didn't pass the exam."

"Could it be that your ID cards are tested?" Shen Dong was dumbfounded.

"Yes, Xiao Ten, you obviously lack common sense."

"Wait, stop shouting, who's surname is Shi, my surname is Shen."

Zhan Yuan looked at him silently, and then simply ignored the question: "This is the second time you have entered the police station. According to the regulations of the cultivation world, you must attend the cram school for dead ghosts. Otherwise, Du Heng will receive a severe warning. I will let you out."

"What does this have to do with Du Heng?"

Shen Dong jumped up and grabbed the other party's collar, and said in a bad tone: "Also, I'm not interested in your messy things at all. I warn you, don't mess with me!"

The room was suddenly gloomy and cold, and the breath was so sharp that it seemed to be suffocating.

Suddenly a hand stretched out, dragging Shen Dong back violently, Zhan Yuan shrank back, his baseball cap fell off, revealing a shiny bald head.Shen Dong turned his head to look, and immediately said angrily, "You came here through the wall!"

Du Heng nodded towards Zhanyuan. Although his expression was calm, his tone was very cold: "Master Shi Shi's cultivation is not beneficial, so you should be careful and do it yourself. I will naturally take care of these things, and you don't need to worry about it."

Zhan Yuan didn't seem surprised by Du Heng's appearance at all, and didn't see him bend down, the hat flew into his hand, and then he said with a smile on his face, "That's good, and I'll trouble you to remind everyone to remember to open the enchantment next time Okay? The phone in my office is about to explode! I have to go to Zhongnanhai to explain that you just habitually think that standing on the clouds can’t be seen by ordinary people, and explain that 90.00% of the comprehension world doesn’t know what a satellite is. illiterate, because of the lack of nine-year compulsory education, so please be more considerate of the State Council!"

Du Heng twitched the corner of his mouth indistinctly: "Master has worked hard, I will tell them."

So Zhanyuan left contentedly.

He still has to go to Zheng Changhou, send the mummy back to the country, and issue a fine of 10 Renminbi to Prince Setra. The special department of the country is busy.

Du Heng let go of his hand, and then looked at Shen Dong.

Shen Dong felt chills down his spine when he saw it: "What are you looking at, I have hands and feet!"

——In other words, the problem is that you have hands and feet... This is very bad!

"What happened before?"

"Who knew? The police car fell into the water and I thought I was going to drown."

Du Heng thought silently, in such a dangerous place in the Netherworld, Shen Dong didn't feel any threat to his life, and he didn't show any signs of changing back, but it was just because he fell into the water, instead?

Is it necessary to build a sword washing pond at Beimang Pass?

"Wait, I remembered! At that time, I showed Captain Zhou the way and agreed to pay 3000 yuan!" Shen Dong regained his energy and refused to leave.

"I just came from the museum, and I know the cause and effect of the matter." Du Heng glanced at him lightly, and then said, "How much compensation do you think the museum needs?"

"That... that has nothing to do with me!"

"But you pointed them into the Xishan Reservoir, and the police cars were scrapped, so I don't know how to settle the debt." Du Heng said again before Shen Dong could argue, "Or do you want to go to the hospital and lie down for another week? "

"..." Threat, Hong Guoguo's threat!

Shen Dong now feels that this pool of water is too deep, these people have such strong social connections, they are too stupid... Could it be that he really has to go to jail to get rid of these things?

He followed Du Heng dejectedly, and left the police station for the second time.

The black people drove all the way back to the rented house, and nothing changed in the community, or no one noticed that Shen Dong and Du Heng were not at home for a few days at all.Neighborhood relations in modern cities are indeed like this. Unless there are three aunts and six women who like to gossip and eavesdrop on what other people's homes are doing all day long, they may not be able to figure out what the other person's last name is after three years of living.

Shen Dong went upstairs barefoot, and suddenly found a small group of black shadows outside the anti-theft door of his house.

The corridor is relatively dark, and the shadow is motionless. If you don't pay attention, it will be no different from the old garbage piled in the corridor.

"Liu Liu..." The little civet cat raised its head when it heard the voice, and its cry was weak.

Shen Dong touched a thin layer of dust on the keyhole, and immediately stared: "You haven't been back?"

He picked up the little civet cat and criticized Du Heng who took out the key to unlock the lock:

"My surname is Du, let me tell you, I've seen a lot of people like you who look like social elites but are actually social scum! You think you are rich... no, you think you are great if you are not a human being! Don't raise cats and dogs if they are troublesome. , if you raise it, you should at least take care of it’s food and drink, if there’s nothing wrong with it, you can almost starve it to death if you don’t go home for a few days, if you get sick, why don’t you throw it in the trash?”

The little civet cat shrank its body, began to tremble, and stretched out its paws to look at Du Heng as if asking for help.

Shen Dong stroked its fur, lifted his foot to enter the door, and said disdainfully:

"Leave him alone, why do you want such a master?"

"..."

Du Heng didn't care what Shen Dong was saying at first, but when he heard the last sentence... his hand shook, and the key to open the door fell to the ground ==

Over there, Shen Dong entered the door to find something edible to feed the civet cat, but he was startled by the faint ghost floating up on the sofa.

Lei Cheng was full of resentment, his face was pale, he stared at Shen Dong and said:

"You went downstairs to buy a barbecue and bought it for three days? Did you go to Siberia to buy lamb skewers?"