Offering my divine power to break my karma

Chapter 210 I kind of miss my warm world

Just when the two male ghosts were fighting and were about to affect the surrounding vendors, a pair of ghosts wearing uniforms, with stiff expressions and movements, like a patrol team came over.

Several patrolling ghosts pulled Wu Jie and Liu Laosan apart.

Zero saw with his own eyes that a patrolling ghost was pulling and pulling, and his arm fell off. Then the ghost picked up his arm very calmly and pressed it back.

There was also a patrolling ghost who was pulling, and his head rolled down and just rolled to Zero's feet.

Then a headless corpse walked to Zero's feet, squatted down, picked up his head, and calmly pressed it back.

Zero: (; ￣д￣)

I miss my warm world a little bit.

After a long while, Wu Jie and Liu Laosan, who were fighting fiercely, were pulled apart by the patrolling ghosts.

Seeing the two male ghosts whose arms and legs had rolled away and whose eyeballs had fallen out, Ling turned his face away silently.

Although I am not afraid, but...

Okay, I'm still a little scared.

It's just... a little bit hard to bear, and a little bit not used to it. Anyway, my eyes are hurt.

Wu Jie and Liu Laosan, who were pulled apart, were cursing and looking for their eyeballs, arms and legs on the ground.

After finding and fixing all the lost parts, Wu Jie pointed at Liu Laosan and said to the patrolling ghost:

"Sir, this Liu Laosan is selling fake goods!"

As he spoke, Wu Jie pointed to the pile of meat not far away, his face full of anger.

"Yesterday I spent five high-quality ghost stones to buy this body from Liu Laosan. Liu Laosan said it was of high quality and could be used for a long time, but in the end..."

Wu Jie pointed at the pile of meat, his fingers trembling with anger.

"As a result, the flesh I bought with those five high-quality ghost stones started to lose weight as soon as I used it today. It has not even been used for a quarter of an hour, and it has turned into this."

"Master Guan, this Liu Laosan is really too much. Not only does he sell fake goods, but he also sells them at such a high price and the quality is so poor. Master Guan must arrest him to prevent him from using those fake goods to cheat other ghosts of their ghost stones again."

After hearing Wu Jie's accusation, the patrolling ghosts looked at each other.

Patrol Ghost No. 1: [Why is it Liu Laosan again? Do you care about this?]

Patrol Ghost No. 2: [Why should I care? He has someone above him. Ugh! There is a ghost above him.]

Patrol Ghost No. 1: [Then let’s ignore this matter and leave?]

Patrol Ghost No. 2: [Let’s go, let’s go. They’ll be fine after a fight.]

Patrol Ghost No. 3: [Hey, what are you guys busy with? Come and watch the fun first before leaving.]

Patrol Ghost No. 1 and Patrol Ghost No. 2 looked at each other and said, "OK!"

Patrol Ghost No. 3: [Hey, there's something exciting to watch again.]

Patrol Ghost No. 4, 5, 6, 7: [Fight, fight!]

Liu Laosan, who was packing up, rolled his eyes at Wu Jie, calmly placed his wooden sign back in front of everyone, and pointed to the small words under the sign.

"Who cheated you? Who cheated you? I wrote it all clearly. It was you who didn't read the product description carefully when you bought it. Can you blame me for that?"

"Besides, when you wanted to buy a body, I recommended another one to you. It was you who insisted on choosing this one. In the end, you bought a fake one. Can you blame me for that?"

"Since you wanted to spend five high-quality ghost stones, I recommended you a good body. But you just didn't listen and insisted on buying a fake one. Who can you blame? It's all your own fault for not having good taste."

Hearing Liu Laosan's words, the patrolling ghosts who were eager to watch the fun, as well as the surrounding spectator ghosts, all turned around and looked at Wu Jie with curiosity.

Wu Jie pointed at Liu Laosan with trembling fingers and kept saying "you you you" for a long time, but he couldn't utter a complete sentence.

After taking several deep breaths, Wu Jie almost roared:

"That fake one looks exactly like me, how can I not choose it?!ψ(*｀ー′)ψ"

"And the body you recommended to me, whether it's real or fake, is so ugly that I can't show it to others? Damn it, I've never seen a body as ugly as that in my life."

Patrol ghosts and melon-eating ghosts:Σ(?д?|||)??

Ah, how ugly is it? Tell me about it.

Ling on the side also looked at Wu Jie with curiosity.

"An ugly, black bearded man with a thin, small, and dark female body, and there's even a penis underneath! This is neither male nor female, can I still go out and see ghosts if I use this? Is this still a normal ghost body?"

Patrol ghosts and melon-eating ghosts:(=°Д°=)!

Zero: (°o°)!

This, this, this, this!

Hearing what Wu Jie said, Liu Laosan snorted in dissatisfaction.

"Why can't he use it? Why can't he use it? That bearded face looks so majestic! Who can see a woman's body when you put on clothes? No one will touch your body. Besides, what's wrong with having a penis down there? You can touch the bottom after touching the top, how convenient!"

Wu Jie:ψ(｀?′)ψ

Patrol ghosts and the surrounding ghosts:Σ(°△°|||)︴

Zero:Σ(°△°|||)︴

Wu Jie was shocked by Liu Laosan's words and took a while to come back to his senses. He took a deep breath, and then another deep breath...

Damn it, I can’t calm down. Never mind, let’s just do it!

"Liu Laosan, you shameless dog, I'm going to beat you to death!"

Liu Laosan immediately picked up the tools at hand to resist, and said:

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, I advise you to calm down. The official is still here and you're acting like this. Do you still take the official seriously?"

Several patrolling ghosts were @ed:(′-i_-｀)

Several patrolling ghosts looked left, right, up and down.

You help me straighten my wrinkle-free collar, and I help you brush off the non-existent dust on your body.

Well, you guys just go ahead and pretend they don’t exist.

Although there might be something fishy going on with Liu Laosan, he is really irritating, so let Wu Jie beat him up.

Besides, isn't there a ghost up there? Who doesn't have one?

Seeing that these patrolling ghosts would not interfere in what was happening between them, Wu Jie fought even harder.

Damn it, he used the Ghost Stones he worked so hard to earn to buy a bunch of fakes. The more Wu Jie thought about it, the angrier he got.

Originally, Liu Laosan couldn't beat Wu Jie, and now that Wu Jie's inner universe has completely exploded, Liu Laosan is even more unable to beat him.

By the end of the beating, Liu Laosan's eyeballs fell off, his head fell off, and his arms and legs were all removed.

If it weren't for the last few patrolling ghosts pulling him, Wu Jie was about to pull the thing off Liu Laosan.

The male ghosts who witnessed this one-sided beating gasped and looked at Wu Jie with strange eyes.

This guy is a ruthless person, ugh! He is a ruthless ghost.

All the male ghosts around took a step back and moved away from Wu Jie. Even the patrolling ghosts tacitly stayed away from Wu Jie.

In the end, the patrolling ghosts did not capture Liu Laosan who sold counterfeit goods, nor did they arrest Wu Jie who beat ghosts.

Wu Jie, who bought fake goods, did not receive any compensation, and Liu Laosan, who was severely beaten, did not receive any medical expenses.

After watching a good show, Ling looked at Wu Jie who was drifting away thoughtfully.