I, the transmigrated villain, please wait, gentle master.

Chapter 135: A satisfying read without any side verses.

Li Tingyun bypassed the human customer service representative and directly activated the projection panel to browse the "Creative Inspiration" section.

Seeing the three prominent characters "Si Wuyou" in the title, he remained expressionless and uninterested, then closed the panel.

Wang Laoliu was speechless.

He was completely stunned by Li Tingyun's statement, "I am married."

Hey bro, do you remember the first day we met, when I asked you if you had a girlfriend, what did you say to me?

Li Tingyun had long forgotten about it and sneered, "What did I say?"

Old Wang cleared his throat and imitated the sound of a dog barking, "Woof woof!"

Li Tingyun: "..."

[Weren't you a single dog?! When did you become a married person?]

"Then tell me first, that person really isn't Si Wuyou?"

Li Tingyun said, "No."

Wang Laoliu's silence was deafening.

He always thought that Li Tingyun's unresolved issue lay in the fact that Si Wuyou had cheated on him in the original storyline.

That three-person storyline was so outrageous that no normal man could accept it. After "realizing" this, Wang Laoliu secretly resolved to bring Si Wuyou and Li Tingyun together.

He thought he was sure to climb the ranks this game, but he was proven wrong in the blink of an eye!

[If it's not Si Wuyou, then who could it be? There aren't any other female characters around you! Even your dog is male, so where did you get a wife from...?]

Wang Laoliu kept rambling on and on, and Li Tingyun was so annoyed that he wanted to slap him to death. Suddenly, he heard the other party mention Mei Shiyu out of the blue.

"So, your wife this time won't be involved with Mei Shiyu again, right?"

Li Tingyun replied firmly, "Yes."

Wang Laoliu thought in a daze: Is it really impossible to get around the hurdle of "three people walking together"?

No, you have to tell me, who exactly is your wife? I can be your wingman and make sure she doesn't get stolen away!

Li Tingyun said, "None of your business."

【……All right. 】

[Don't let yourself get all green and insanely grown up, then turn around and try to stab me with a knife!]

"again?"

Li Tingyun keenly caught the unusual word, "When did I ever stab you?"

No, no, I was just kidding... I bet you've wanted to kill me a million times over.

Wang Laoliu was very self-aware; he ended the topic there, shifted the focus seamlessly to Li Tingyun himself, and looked around from his position...

[Holy crap, host, where did you end up in some remote mountain forest? There's not a soul in sight!]

“There wasn’t a single ghostly figure, but there were shadowy figures…”

Before Li Tingyun finished speaking, he once again brandished the iron hammer, probing into the brambles beside the road. In an instant, he moved to the roadside and pulled out a sneaky creature from among the weeds and rocks!

However, his "grab" was truly terrifying. He actually grabbed the man's head and dragged him away from the bushes—accompanied by several cracking sounds, his five fingers dug deep into the skull, creating five bloody holes. The man's precarious skull could be pried open at any moment, spilling brain matter all over the ground.

"Inhuman speed, extremely low body temperature, no breathing... looks like a human."

Li Tingyun grabbed the suspicious man's head and lifted him up effortlessly, like carrying an empty water bottle, and looked him up and down.

It was this "person" who led him to this place.

Li Tingyun asked in a cold voice, "What are you?"

"I am not a thing, I, I... am a zombie."

Li Tingyun's eyes narrowed. "You're the zombie hidden in the mural?!"

Mao Jiang asked in surprise, "How did you know...?"

Before he could finish his question, the world suddenly spun around him, and he was kicked away by a tremendous force to the abdomen.

His body shot up into the clouds like a shooting star, and in the blink of an eye, it turned into a meteorite and crashed to the ground.

He drew a perfect parabola in the sky.

After a long time.

Mao Jiang crawled out of the huge pit in a sorry state.

Lying on the edge of the deep pit, covered in dust and with his mouth full of black mud, he spat it out at Li Tingyun's feet.

He looked up and cursed, "Who the hell are you? Do I know you? You kicked me right off the bat! Is this how your mother taught you to greet people?! You ill-mannered bastard!"

Without saying a word, Li Tingyun slowly bent down, even looking at the zombie with a slight smile, then pressed down on its head, pulled hard, and ripped it off!

He raised his leg and kicked him in the chest, sending his body crashing back into the pit.

The body and head are in different places.

【Host...Host...】

Wang Laoliu could hardly believe his eyes.

You've changed, you've really changed. You're either killing people or on your way to killing them...

However, the headless creature in the pit was able to climb up, waving its arms and groping blindly, searching everywhere for its head.

The head that Li Tingyun was holding was also clamoring for its own body.

[Holy crap, Xing Tian!]

Wang Laoliu was dumbfounded.

"No, all zombies are like that."

Li Tingyun tossed the head precisely back into the arms of the person at the bottom of the pit, saying, "You've completely forgotten the settings in your own book."

Zombies are very difficult to kill. They can survive even if they lose their head or their heart. Any part of their body can be removed and regrown.

[But...host, do you have a grudge against him?]

Why did you kick and shove him the moment you saw him, and even... ripped his head off?!

"It's because he kicked me before."

Li Tingyun said casually, "Didn't they say that there's no grudge between pages in a wish-fulfillment novel? How many pages have we missed in this one?"

"So what if I kick him?"

"I didn't kick him to death, so he got lucky."

【…】

Wang Laoliu dared not flatter him, but he also dared not offend him.

He thought to himself: "Damn, he's really vengeful and holds a grudge!"

It seems that the story of him killing me 99 times was not unfounded, nor was it something the administrator made up. Li Tingyun really can do anything to the extreme, leaving no room for maneuver.

The zombie at the bottom of the pit put its head back on its neck. Since the separation of its head and body had not lasted long, the bones and flesh quickly stuck together, and the neck was restored to its original state.

Li Tingyun unleashed a burst of demonic energy, sweeping him ashore, and asked, "Do you still remember the immortal who saved your life at the Rebirth Inn?"

Mao was stunned for a moment, then nodded hesitantly.

"So... you bit him on the neck?!"