Crossover Anime: Where Did My Male God Go?

Chapter 5 Zhang Qiling 4

Even if you have amnesia, some muscle memory will remain. After being tortured like that, your mind is still blank!

It's a pity he meant well; she wouldn't leave until he finished his business.

"I know our mute Zhang is good-looking, but young lady, you shouldn't stare at me so blatantly."

Dark glasses blocked her view of the person she was scrutinizing.

"If you keep watching, the blind man will have to charge you!" He counted on his fingers: "It's not expensive, a hundred per second, isn't that a good deal!"

The man with the black glasses looked at Qing Yue with an expression that suggested she was getting the better deal.

Hearing this, Xi En wanted nothing more than to bite him. He must be obsessed with money!

They wouldn't have such a big problem with a hundred per minute, let alone a hundred per second! Do they think they're easy targets?

Zhang Qiling's ears turned red from what Black Glasses said. Her gaze was indeed very direct, and she had been stared at like that.

He was wearing a hoodie, so no one noticed the change in his ears.

Qingyue withdrew her gaze; she had been so surprised that she had forgotten to look away.

"Are you short of money?"

Considering the black-eyed person, does that mean they have a difficult life?

No wonder their dishes are always green peppers and shredded pork.

Black Glasses quickly chimed in, "Difficult? Of course it's difficult, it's extremely difficult!"

"The rent is too expensive, plus daily expenses, we have to take care of the blind man, and we're drowning in debt!"

He pointed to Zhang Qiling beside him as he spoke.

Zhang Qiling pursed her lips and glared at him, annoyed. All he does all day is spout nonsense!

Xi En sniffled as she listened; they were so pitiful.

Qingyue was skeptical. She knew a little about Zhang Qiling's level nine disability and that renting out courtyard houses in Beijing was expensive, but she didn't believe they had a mountain of debt.

Everyone in their line of work knows about the "Southern Blind and Northern Mute" – their starting price for a single tomb raiding trip is hundreds of thousands. That's Black Glasses' starting price; Zhang Qiling's starting price is a million.

She promised to protect them, and money is the last thing she lacks, so it's good for them to live a more comfortable life.

She took out a card from her spatial storage and tossed it out in an arc.

"Here you go, there's ten million in the card, enough for your daily expenses for a while."

Upon hearing the amount inside, Black Glasses' eyes lit up, and he immediately reached out to take it.

Zhang Qiling pushed the person away, took the card, walked up to her, and handed it back.

"Take it back, we don't want it, he just lied."

Black Glasses was pushed face-first into the mud.

"Bah bah bah."

He spat out a few mouthfuls of sand and rushed over to grab the bank card.

"Hey, you mute Zhang, you're blocking my path to wealth and even pushing me! It's tough being blind!"

Zhang Qiling tightened her fingertips, determined not to let Xiao take it away.

"It's blind, we can't accept it."

"Yes, you can accept it. They offered it to you voluntarily."

Black Glasses gripped the card tightly with his four fingers, straining with all his might, determined to take it.

Zhang Qiling looked at him and started attacking him with her face again.

Faced with money, would Black Glasses just stand by and watch it slip away?

The answer is no. He'll take whatever he can get, especially since this time it's ten million. He's absolutely not going to let the money slip through his fingers without leaving a trace.

Qingyue and Xi'en's eyes kept darting back and forth, one after the other, as Zhang Qiling pulled them away and Black Glasses snatched them away.

"There's another one here, the same amount, no need to fight over it."

Her eyes were so dry from all the shaking.

As soon as Black Glasses let go, he preemptively grabbed the card.

I took out the POS machine, intending to swipe it and see if the amount inside was as advertised, but there was absolutely no signal. What a piece of junk.

I wanted to throw the broken thing away, but I couldn't bear to, so I put it back in my pocket.

If I didn't know there was no storage space here, I would have thought Black Glasses had a storage bag, since he carries so much stuff...

Zhang Qiling opened his mouth as if to say something, but didn't know how to say it.

He handed the card to Qingyue first, then tried to take the card out of the black-glasses pocket and return it to her.

"No need, just take it." Seeing that he still wouldn't take it, Qingyue had no choice but to say, "Consider it payment for protecting me from now on, just keep it."

Before he could speak, Black Eyes was already patting his chest.

"Don't worry, little girl, the blind man guarantees those things won't get close to you."

"My name is Qing Yue."

I always feel uncomfortable calling her "little girl."

"You can call me Black Glasses or Black Blind Man, it's fine either way," Black Glasses said, revealing his nickname.

Although I don't know whose person this little girl is.

For the sake of money, he decided to ignore the issue for now and try to get more information out of it later.

She doesn't seem very bright, and she's a spendthrift; we'll have to be careful to fool her.

"Zhang Qiling".

Zhang Qiling was very polite; when the other person gave their name, he would repeat it as well.

She wouldn't take it, and her shirt didn't have any pockets, so I couldn't very well pull down her pants...

He had no choice but to withdraw his hand; he would protect her well from now on.

Xi En hissed as she flicked her forked tongue.

I haven't introduced myself yet!

Qingyue quickly raised her hand: "Its name is Xi En."

"Hello, little guy." Black Glasses extended his index finger and touched its smooth snake head.

It's smooth and feels nice to the touch.

Hee-eun opened her mouth slightly and said, "Hello."

All they heard was the hissing of a snake. Judging from its behavior, it seemed to be greeting them; it was quite intelligent.

Black Glasses glanced secretly at the pocket where Zhang Qiling kept his cards, and silently reached out his hand.

"Pa." sound.

Black Glasses exclaimed, staring at the back of his hand, "You hit me way too hard!"

Zhang Qiling's eyes were cold: "Don't take anything without permission."

"You're always having amnesia. It's not safe to leave things on you. Besides the Black Gold Ancient Sword, what else haven't you lost? Tell me."

The man with the black glasses gestured for him to give an example; if he could give one, he wouldn't try to take it.

Zhang Qiling gritted his teeth, his cheeks puffed up with anger.

I'm so angry!

But what Shi said seemed to make a lot of sense...

Black Glasses continued, "You've even lost yourself before, and I have to pick you up? You're thinking of keeping your things safe!"

Enraged, Zhang Qiling wanted to draw his sword and kill someone.

Look at his little mouth, always chattering away; he's got guts.

"Hey, hey, a gentleman uses words, not fists."

The man with the black glasses pointed at his hand gripping the knife hilt and tapped it twice forcefully.

"Pfft."

Qingyue was amused by the two of them; they were really funny.

The farce has finally come to an end.

In the end, Zhang Qiling handed the card to Black Glasses, who was an expert at keeping valuables safe.

Black Glasses looked at the two cards, one on the left and one on the right, and kissed each one.

I love you so much, baby.

Zhang Qiling and Qing Yue looked disgusted, their expressions revealing that they couldn't bear to look.

Qingyue looked at Zhang Qiling: "Shall we go?"

Zhang Qiling nodded silently.

By the time Black Glasses came to his senses, the two people in front of him had already walked quite a distance.

He put the card away, carefully patted his pocket twice, and ran after him.

"Wait, blind man!"

Black Glasses kept asking questions the whole way.