si-mexico Chapter 125 Ancestors of Various Families
Chapter 125 Ancestors of Various Families
"You, you guys, who the hell brought a mirror..."
All the cultivators gritted their teeth and began searching for mirrors.
Finally, we've collected seventeen...
The corpse puppet Lan Xiaoyao snatched a mirror, looked at himself for a moment, and then smashed the mirror to dust in the next second.
"Holy crap, is this me??? You son of a bitch!! I died such a horrible death?"
"No!!! No!! My magnificent appearance! When I, Lan Xiaoyao, was alive, how handsome I was!!"
No, that's not right. My death was tragically beautiful...
A group of cultivators surrounded seventeen corpse puppets looking in the mirror, listening to them complain about how ugly they looked now.
"Wait, Lan Xiaoyao??? Third, Third Uncle???"
Lan Wangtian, standing in the crowd, was no longer calm. What was going on?
The corpse puppet, still weeping over its once-glorious beauty, stiffly turned its neck and stared at Lan Wangtian for a long while.
"Er, Er Gouzi???"
Everyone: Pfft!!!
Lan Wangtian slapped his thigh without any embarrassment and ran towards the corpse puppet.
"Hey!! Third Uncle, is it really you? Didn't you die hundreds of years ago?"
"Uncle, where did you come from?"
Su Li: ...What's going on? Why did we summon Grandpa Lan Wangtian? ? ?
Upon seeing this, the other corpse puppets all turned their stiff, black heads.
One of the corpse puppets stared at Chu Wannian for a long time.
"Which member of the Chu family are you?"
Chu Wannian's eyes widened in disbelief. Could this old black man be one of his ancestors...?
"I am the seventh sect leader, Chu Wannian!!"
The corpse puppet nodded stiffly.
"I knew it! Once I'm gone, the Chu family won't produce anything good!"
"But a mere early-stage Nascent Soul cultivator can actually be a sect leader!"
Chu Wannian dared not speak his anger, and asked tremblingly.
"You, you always..."
The corpse puppet sighed and said stiffly.
"Me? I am Chu Huatian, the ancestor of the Chu family!"
With a thud, Chu Wannian knelt down!
The other members of the Chu family also knelt down, looking excitedly at the corpse puppet in front of them.
This damn thing is actually Chu Huatian, one of the seven sons of the Chu family!
"Um, that..."
Just as Su Li was about to speak, he was knocked off his feet by a group of people who rushed out.
"Esteemed seniors, we are members of the Alchemist Guild. We are unaware of..."
The elders of the Alchemist Guild stared intently at the corpse puppets before them.
One of the corpse puppets silently raised its hand and said stiffly.
"Alchemy Guild, Song Jue!"
Feng Huohuo was not to be outdone.
"Dad? Dad, are you there? It's me, Huo Huo!!"
As soon as Feng Huohuo finished shouting, he was slapped to his knees by the nearest corpse puppet.
"You little bastard, I'm your grandpa!!"
Feng Huohuo was so angry at being slapped that he kicked the old corpse puppet.
"Who the hell do you think you are? I'm your ancestor!"
Enraged, the corpse puppet slapped Feng Huohuo seven or eight meters away and then proceeded to beat him mercilessly while riding on Feng Huohuo.
"I already said he's your grandfather, are you out of your mind???"
The members of the Seven Heroes Sect: ...Why did they choose the Seven Heroes Sect in the first place?
Liu Mengsha of the Hidden Dragon Sect could no longer sit still and quickly found his ancestor.
An epic battle has thus turned into a search for family members.
The omnipresent Black and White Taoist was now furious, but no matter how much he urged him on...
The corpse puppets showed no reaction whatsoever.
Originally, he had already divided his soul and entered the bodies of those corpse puppets to control them.
But now that his own soul has returned, the split soul refined by the Black and White Demon Path has been directly obliterated!
Enraged, the Black and White Taoist roared in fury. Without the corpse puppet, how could those vines possibly retain the fresh flesh and blood?
"Aaaaah! Damn Bodhi tree, damn woman, my centuries-old resurrection plan!!"
"Aaaaah, I'm not reconciled! I'm not reconciled!!"
The unwilling roars of the Black and White Taoists transformed into a hurricane that raged throughout the forbidden area.
At this moment, Su Li was squatting in front of an old corpse puppet.
The old corpse puppet grinned stiffly, watching the bizarre family reunion scene opposite it with a silly grin.
Upon seeing this, Su Li felt a pang of sadness in his heart.
"Sir, which sect are you from? Are they not here? I can pass on a message for you..."
After all, they were counting on them to defeat the Black and White Taoists later, Su Li said very politely.
The corpse puppet actually sighed.
"Hmph! None of my descendants are any good; they've probably all been wiped out long ago, not even a trace left!"
Su Li blinked!
They've already fallen so low as to be wiped out; aren't they even worse off than the Yun Dan Sect?
"Tell me, if you're still around, I can pass on your message."
The corpse puppet stiffly turned its neck, its pair of black holes, long since devoid of eyes, staring at Su Li.
"The sect I founded was dedicated to alchemy, the Cloud Pill Sect. Have you heard of it?"
Su Li: ....
"Master Advisor?! My goodness, I am Jiu Ge!!!"
Xiao Jiuge ran over crying loudly, not caring about the smell, and buried her face in the old corpse puppet's arms, sobbing uncontrollably!
"Jiu... Jiu Ge... why do you look like this?"
"This child, what a waste of her looks! Such a good-looking girl like Xiaofeng..."
Su Li and others: ...
Xiao Jiuge angrily pulled back the big snot bubble that had been crying out.
"Grandmaster, what are you saying?! Where did you all come from???"
We're all cultivators, are we going to go to hell after we die?!
The old corpse puppet spat.
"You're the one who's going to hell!! Sigh, we were all struck by lightning during our breakthroughs."
Su Li: ...No wonder they're all so dark and ugly.
"Since there has been no breakthrough and the physical body has been destroyed, the soul cannot be brought back to life either."
And so I could only drift in some unknown world... I don't know how I ended up here today!
Xiao Jiuge suddenly thought of something and looked at Su Li anxiously.
"Little Plow, how much longer can Grandpa and the others stay?"
Su Li calculated for a moment and then said.
"Hmm, about two incense sticks' worth of time left..."
Xiao Jiuge was overjoyed and grabbed the old corpse puppet's hand.
A pen and a piece of paper appeared out of nowhere!
"Grandmaster, now that you're back, don't just sit around! Hurry up and write a marriage certificate, hehe, Xiao Feng, she..."
The old corpse puppet was so angry it almost fainted.
"You good-for-nothing!! You still haven't married my granddaughter after all these years?"
I was thinking you two must have had a whole bunch of kids by now!
Xiao Jiuge scratched his head bitterly... focusing only on holding the old corpse puppet's stiff hand.
They forced the other party to write a so-called "marriage certificate"!
Conghan couldn't help but nudge Su Li, who was staring in disbelief.
"Junior Sister, wouldn't you say Master is committing marriage fraud?"
Su Li nodded seriously.
"Senior brother, you really are amazing, you even noticed that. Afterwards, let's try to persuade Master properly."
His behavior is utterly shameful in the entire cultivation world!
Finally, everyone finished speaking.
Su Li coughed twice and bowed to the corpse puppets.
"Now, it's up to you seniors!"