Chapter 196 The Great Sage Sun Wukong Settles the Accounts
Chapter 196 The Great Sage Sun Wukong Settles the Accounts
in the room,
Sun Wukong clenched his fists tightly, and the muscles on his body bulged out from his fur.
An incredibly violent power was constantly erupting within Sun Wukong's body.
Wang Teng excitedly transmitted his voice to Lin Qiye and the other two: "It's here, it's here, the iconic scene is here! Monkey King is about to rip off his clothes and transform into a Super Saiyan! Wearing the cassock he's just the Victorious Fighting Buddha, but if he takes off the cassock, he's the Great Sage Equal to Heaven!"
After an unknown amount of time, Sun Wukong opened his eyes.
stab~
With a crisp sound, the crimson robe first became covered in cracks, and then, like shattered glass, it broke into pieces and fell to the ground.
In that instant, Sun Wukong's divine eyes burst forth with astonishing divine light, as if some kind of shackles had been broken, and a powerful divine force erupted from Sun Wukong's body, sweeping outwards.
Standing tall and upright, the legendary Monkey King, Sun Wukong, has returned.
Wang Teng whistled: "Shh, monkeys have long tails, rabbits have short tails, and squirrels' tails are like umbrellas. Great Sage, you have a great physique, especially that towering figure. Back then, female monkeys must have screamed madly for you."
The monkey's face changed instantly, and when he turned around, he saw Yang Jian and the others looking at him strangely.
Sun Wukong let out a strange cry and quickly covered his face with his hands. Then, he waved his hand and a golden light shot out, directly blocking Yang Jian and the others' view.
Nezha burst into laughter: "Hahaha, it's been so many years! I never thought this monkey would actually know how to be shy!"
Upon hearing these words, Sun Wukong immediately blocked out the sound, then waved his hand, and a golden light flashed, revealing a brand new Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong, holding the Ruyi Jingu Bang, wearing golden chainmail, lotus-silk cloud-walking boots, and a phoenix-winged purple-gold crown, looked like a majestic and imposing Great Sage Sun!
Wang Teng scratched his ear: "Qi Ye, did you hear anything?"
"What sound? There's nothing there!"
Wang Teng said uncertainly, "Why is it that whenever I see Brother Monkey's equipment, I can't help but hear that 'deng deng deng' song in my ears..."
Lin Qiye glanced at Sun Wukong's treatment progress and burst into laughter like a pig.
Unexpectedly, Wang Teng's witty remark led to Sun Wukong's healing progress increasing from 0 to 50%.
"Hmph, you must have misheard. I didn't hear anything. Alright, stop talking to me, I'm busy right now."
Sun Wukong walked out majestically: "Hmph, what Buddhist robes? They're not as comfortable as the tiger-skin skirt my master sewed for me back then."
Wang Teng directly held out a microphone: "Then may I ask, dear Mr. Sun, if you were to wear a tiger-skin skirt and encounter that embarrassing situation just now, would the tiger-skin skirt be pushed up by you? Or do you simply enjoy the smooth and delicate feel of tiger skin?"
Sun Wukong: "Hi? (。???。)?"
For the first time ever, the fearless Sun Wukong was terrified of Wang Teng's laughter and mocking gaze.
"You didn't see anything just now, did you?"
Wang Teng covered his mouth: "Yeah, monkey, you're right. We really didn't see your proud and smug nude photo just now. Don't worry, I definitely won't tell anyone, even if there's a photo..."
Upon hearing this, Lin Qiye and the other two twitched at the corners of their mouths.
Who knows, for some reason, this Wang Teng has a particular fondness for taking photos without permission, and the photos he takes are all pictures that he's ashamed to show to others.
Because of these pictures,
Lin Qiye, Yang Jian, and others had already agreed to countless humiliating treaties that ceded national sovereignty to him.
"That's fine!"
The monkey has been confined to a mental hospital for years and has no idea what the photos are.
Therefore, as soon as he heard Wang Teng and the others promise not to talk about it outside, Sun Wukong changed the subject.
"Kid, although you're not much to look at, and you don't have my sexy monkey hair, you're quite the smooth talker, you can make friends. You're right, my two junior brothers can't have died in vain, I must avenge them! Even if I can't dispel the fog, I'll still splatter them with blood. Once I'm strong enough, I'll do as you said, reverse the river of time, and rescue my two junior brothers. This time, I'm going to give that idiot and Old Sha a good laugh!"
The others remained silent, but silently showed expressions of admiration.
Wang Teng waved his hand and picked up the fragments of the cassock on the ground. "Good stuff," he thought, "it should still be usable after some repairs."
Seeing that Monkey King's depression had eased, Wang Teng directly asked him the biggest question of the century: "Monkey King, I have a few questions. Since you are so knowledgeable, could you tell me about them?"
Sun Wukong, being easily flattered, was in a slightly better mood. After Wang Teng's casual praise, he immediately assured him, "Don't worry, little brother, ask me anything. As long as I, Old Sun, know the answer, I will answer it to the best of my ability!"
"When you froze the Seven Fairies, did you really do nothing? Were the seven gourd brothers actually born to you and the Seven Fairies, or were they born to the Seven Fairies and the Earth God after you froze them, and the Seven Fairies were born to you and the Earth God?"
Sun Wukong: "゛('◇')?"
Seeing that Sun Wukong hadn't answered, Wang Teng continued, "By the way, is it true that you ate 3000 mu of peaches in the Peach Garden back then? Also, I heard that after you left the Peach Garden, you ate two meals of elixir of immortality, is that true? And I also heard that after you left the Tushita Palace, you went to Yang Jian's True Lord Temple and stole eighteen years' worth of dog food from Xiaotian Dog..."
Yang Jian: "(*ΦwΦ*), Cousin, what are you saying? I can understand every single word, but I can't understand it when they're put together."
Sun Wukong: "(⊙﹏⊙)"
Without waiting for their answers, Wang Teng continued, "Oh, right, there are also the more than one million weapons and armor in the Heavenly Armory, the more than fifty thousand Books of Life and Death in Yama's realm, and the fifty tons of imperial wine at the Peach Banquet. Oh, and when you were the Keeper of the Heavenly Horses, I heard you ate two hundred thousand heavenly horses! Is that true or not? Oh, and I also heard that when you wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace, you razed the Lingxiao Palace to the ground. Monkey King, are you the Great Sage Equal to Heaven or the Great Sage Who Balances Accounts?"
Sun Wukong: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a! No, three-eyed, how come your cousin-in-law is so... wait, cousin-in-law?"
As he spoke, Sun Wukong rubbed his ears in disbelief, then stared intently at Yang Jian: "Three-Eyed, was I just hallucinating? I think I heard you call him 'cousin-in-law'..."
Yang Jian nodded directly: "That's right, this is my cousin Lin Qiye, and this is my cousin-in-law Wang Teng. I think there's nothing wrong with that!"
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