Chapter 136 Bamboo Dragonfly
Chapter 136 Bamboo Dragonfly
"Do we have a slogan for our first event?"
Looking at Wang Teng who was asking the question, Lin Qiye suddenly had a bad feeling for some reason.
"What kind of trouble are you trying to cause now!"
"Captain, I'd like to print a slogan on our clothes that says, 'Wang Teng has the bearing of an emperor!' What do you think?"
Lin Qiye's face darkened: "Not good at all. If we really printed this slogan, I reckon we wouldn't even need to fight if we wore it out; the enemy would just laugh themselves to death!"
"Captain, look! The Phoenix Squad's signature is the phoenix, and the Masked Squad's model walk, their hip swaying... we need to have something special too!"
Lin Qiye rubbed his temples. That scoundrel Wang Teng, no wonder he dumped the captain on him. It turns out the captain is just a babysitter!
"Alright, stop arguing. You're giving me a headache. Here's the thing, Qingyu, could you design some special effects? Like, as soon as we land, flowers will start flying everywhere, or there will be some kind of light effect!"
An Qingyu pointed to her nose in disbelief: "What, I..."
Wang Teng patted An Qingyu on the shoulder: "Little crucian carp, whether we can surpass the other special teams in the future depends on you!"
"Hehe, you two are really a perfect match!"
"Huh? What did you say?"
An Qingyu said with a serious expression, "I said I will definitely work hard!"
As soon as she finished speaking, An Qingyu looked at Wang Teng with a serious expression: "Old Wang, how was what I told you? Could you give me some of your blood, adrenaline, and prostate fluid? I want to study them carefully."
"I'll hit you!"
As soon as An Qingyu finished speaking, Wang Teng delivered a flying kick, sending An Qingyu flying.
"You're dreaming!"
"I will be back!"
……
on the plane,
Lin Qiye took out a map and pointed to a spot: "This is the location of our mission, Anta County! Our mission is to head north from Anta County, find and eliminate this ant-shaped mystery!"
"Yes!"
"Does anyone have any other questions?"
Everyone shook their heads.
At this moment, an officer walked up to Lin Qiye and asked,
"Captain Lin, we're about to reach the airspace above Anta County. Are you ready?"
Lin Qiye nodded: "Alright, let's find an airport to land!"
"landing?"
The officer paused, then blinked.
"There are no airports here, and we generally don't land, because other special teams just jump directly from the air. By the way, Captain Lin, you guys don't have any means of flying, do you?"
Upon hearing this, the members of the 'Covering the Sky Squad' froze simultaneously, exchanged a silent glance, and then all turned their gazes toward Wang Teng.
Wang Teng sighed helplessly: "This family will fall apart without me!"
After saying that, he handed one of the bamboo dragonflies to someone.
Lin Qiye's face darkened: "Old Wang, be serious, we're landing here, not filming an animated movie!"
"Damn it, trust me, you won't go wrong. Hurry up and put the bamboo dragonfly on your head. Hello, just open the hatch."
When the hatch opened, Wang Teng was furious to see the timid and cowering crowd.
"Look at your pathetic state! Hurry up, just put the bamboo dragonfly on your heads!"
"Old Wang, Brother Wang, Brother Wang, how about we get a few parachutes? We're thousands of meters in the air. If your stuff doesn't work, we'll really be doomed as soon as we hit the ground!"
Wang Teng kicked them both away, sending them flying, then looked at Lin Qiye and said, "Little Lin, do you want to try the flying kick of love or jump yourself?"
Lin Qiye closed his eyes and shouted, "Old Wang, if I'm smashed into a pulp, I'll haunt you even as a ghost!"
With that, Lin Qiye jumped and went outside.
Wang Teng waved to the driver and then strolled into the air.
At this moment, all members of the 'Covering the Sky Squad' were floating in the air, and Baili Pangpang was even playfully floating around in the air.
"Hey Wang Teng, Qi Ye, this is so much fun!"
At this moment, everyone else's gaze began to turn to the scene before them.
At the end of the mountains, there seemed to be an endless, gray-white wall of mist that completely blocked the Great Xia Dynasty inside.
Lin Qiye's gaze froze for a moment, and he murmured, "That's... a mist!"
An Qingyu murmured, "So, this fog is even more exaggerated than what's recorded in the books! This fog actually stretches for more than 50,000 kilometers."
Wang Teng gave An Qingyu, the reincarnation of the Key to the Gate, a rather strange look.
"Alright, stop lamenting, let's land quickly, the mission is the priority! As for this fog, we'll find a way!"
And so, except for Wang Teng, everyone else had a bamboo dragonfly on their head and slowly flew towards Anta County.
"Holy crap, my dick's practically turned into an icicle! Next time I fly like this, I'll definitely wear something thicker!"
As soon as he landed, Baili Pangpang jumped up and down twice to try and shake off the chill around him.
Wang Teng retrieved everyone's bamboo dragonflies, and then Lin Qiye threw the capsule on the ground, and a super luxurious RV appeared in front of everyone.
"Hurry up, there's air conditioning in the car, let's get in and rest."
Lin Qiye drove the RV, and everyone sat inside. Baili Pangpang started taking out the good things from his space and sharing them with everyone in the vehicle.
"Squeak~"
With a sudden stop, Baili Pangpang spilled all the red wine from his wine glass onto his face, then looked at Lin Qiye with a resentful expression: "Qiye, do you even know how to drive? You've got it all over my face!"
The others chuckled and quickly handed the toilet paper to Baili Pangpang: "That's right, Captain, you're too rude! Look at Pangpang's face, you've smeared it all over it!"
"Shut up, someone's blocking the way!"
As he spoke, Lin Qiye opened the window and looked at the old man and the young man who had blocked his way earlier.
"Sir, is there something you need?"
"Haha, young man, are you going to Anta County? Could you give me and my daughter a ride? It's hard to hitchhike around here!"
Lin Qiye turned to look at the people in the car: "Someone is hitchhiking. Fatty, open the door and give them a ride."
Soon, the RV door opened, and upon seeing the luxurious interior, the elderly man clearly looked uneasy.
"Thank you, but don't worry, we definitely won't get the car dirty!"
"Grandpa, this car is meant for people to ride in, there's no need to be so particular! Little sister, come on, have some fruit!"
No sooner had he finished speaking than Baili Pangpang picked up a plate of bananas: "Here, have a big banana!"
Everyone: "..."
Little girl: "Thank you, big brother!"
On the bus, the old man gradually relaxed and looked at the group, asking, "Are you from Beijing?"
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