si-mexico Chapter 121 Farce
Chapter 121 Farce
Is this Jiang'an City?
"The buildings are so tall! They're even taller than the ones in our county town!"
"Third Uncle, Third Uncle, what is that? It smells so good! Can I eat it?"
Unlike the last time Lu Yuanqing and his companion came, this time they were familiar with the area and didn't need to rush to find a place to stay. They didn't even need to run away just to avoid Qin Yang.
After getting off the train, Lu Yuanqing saw that they didn't seem tired at all, so he took them to the most lively place in Jiang'an City to have some fun!
"If you want to eat, just ask your aunt for money. Your third uncle definitely won't object!" So there's no need to ask his opinion!
Lu Yuanqing chuckled and tugged at Lu Mingnan's little ear; it was soft and felt very comfortable to pinch!
Lu Mingnan subconsciously looked at Lu Yuanhuan, his confident demand for food completely gone.
Lu Yuanhuan, however, was still captivated by the lively and bustling scene.
For Lu Yuanqing, this is nothing.
But for Lu Yuanhuan and his companions, who had only ever seen county towns, it felt like they had suddenly arrived in a completely unfamiliar environment.
The environment was beautiful, yet it also made them somewhat panicked.
People come and go, all dressed in clean and tidy clothes, and most of them wear uniforms printed with the factory's name.
They're workers!
Not only is the place they live nice, but their status is also good!
If Lu Mingnan was attracted by the food, then Lu Yuanhuan was attracted by the energetic young girl riding a bicycle, with braided pigtails, and wearing uniforms from a major factory.
From that year onwards, a man also riding a bicycle accompanied the young woman. He would try to make her laugh as he rode.
Soon, the subject of the painting that had caught Lu Yuanhuan's attention came to him.
The man had clearly also noticed the exaggerated appearance of these rural people in the capital.
The man scoffed and said, "Get lost, you country bumpkin! Don't get our bicycles dirty! Bah!"
Lu Yuanqing's first reaction was to check where they were standing to see if they were blocking their way.
Ah!
No blockage!
Then you can yell back!
But he was a step too slow; before he could even speak, Lu Yuanbo had already kicked the man off the bicycle.
Lu Yuanbo: "Who are you cursing? You dare spit on my sister? You're asking for it!"
Lu Mingxi: "Exactly! What are you so smug about! You think you're so great, acting all high and mighty!"
Lu Mingdong: "If you want to fight, just say so. My third and fourth uncles aren't afraid of you!"
Lu Yuanqing: "..."
"What do you want to do!" the young woman exclaimed in surprise!
The man, furious, scrambled to his feet. Forgetting about finding someone to settle the score, he carefully picked up the bicycle and examined it from all angles.
"You bunch of peasants, you're asking for it! This is my brand new bicycle, you've damaged it, can you afford to pay for it? No, you can't leave, you have to pay, it's brand new..."
The man, filled with rage, spit at Lu Yuanbo, his saliva flying out. This startled Lu Yuanbo and the others, who were all prepared for an argument and a fight, and they quickly retreated. After realizing that they hadn't been attacked by saliva, they all breathed a sigh of relief!
Lu Yuanqing: "..."
They look like this, as if Lu Yuanbo and the others have become weak, helpless, and pitiful little things.
The power of saliva is truly amazing!
Especially when the young woman who had originally wanted to help saw him spit, a look of disgust flashed across her face, and she even took a step back to keep a safe distance.
The man had no idea that his image had been disliked by his goddess, and he kept spitting as he approached Lu Yuanbo and his group!
They were so frightened that they retreated repeatedly.
Lu Yuanqing sighed slightly, stepped forward, and during the pause in the man's speech, directly reached out and pushed him away.
"Let's talk things out calmly, stop with the verbal attacks, it's disgusting!"
After saying that, Lu Yuanqing showed a look of disgust on his face: "They're dirtier than us country folk!"
"Pfft!!!"
The place where Lu Yuanqing brought Lu Yuanbo and the others was originally lively and crowded.
In addition, Lu Yuanqing and his family are quite large, making them a unique sight on the bustling road.
Naturally, passersby would look this way, but no one would actually utter such insulting words as this man!
Even though he had said it, the other party, even if he really was from the countryside, didn't show any sign of being submissive and even kicked him directly!
There's no shortage of gossipy people anywhere in this world.
Naturally, passersby stopped to watch the spectacle!
When the man spat, they took a step back in disgust, afraid of being sprayed with his saliva.
Now look what's happened. The man used his words to say that he was dirty, but now others are using his words to say that he is dirty.
Everyone couldn't help but laugh.
Enraged, the man glared at Lu Yuanqing, "Are you related to that bastard? He kicked my bicycle! You're not leaving here until you pay up!"
"You insulted us first! What's wrong with us rural folks? Are you city people so noble? If you have the guts, tell me where you work. We're going to come and ask your boss how much your workers despise us rural folks!" Lu Mingxi shouted without any politeness!
We've kept our distance, so we don't have to affect her performance anymore!
“Exactly! Tell me where you work, and I’ll go ask your boss!” Lu Yuanbo retorted without any politeness.
Their tough stance and persistence opened the eyes of these city dwellers who had long been living in a high-class environment.
In the past, when people from the countryside came to the city, weren't they always very careful? Aren't they all afraid of getting their things and having to pay compensation?
Generally speaking, when you hear the words "loss money," you don't even care about arguing! You're all too careful to back down!
Lu Yuanqing was quite satisfied, and didn't even want to get involved in ending this farce as soon as possible.
Great! The kids at home are no longer the same kids who blushed and wanted to run away after being looked down upon by the sales clerk on their first trip to the county!
"He's a fucking lunatic! Look at your ugly face, you dare to curse us in front of me! You even spat on my sister and want to pay compensation? Pay my ass! You're not leaving here today unless you apologize to my sister!"
"Just by looking at him, you can tell he's a mean-spirited person!"
Cheng Xiaobao tilted his head and asked, "Brother Xiaodong, what does 'harsh' mean?"
Lu Mingdong pointed at the man and said coldly, "That's exactly what he looks like!"
Cheng Xiaobao nodded obediently and said to the man, "Meaningful, meaningless!"
"Hahaha……"
This drew another burst of laughter from the onlookers.
When it comes to verbal sparring, apart from Lu Yuanhuan, everyone in the Lu family is a formidable fighter.
The man, who considered himself a civilized city dweller, knew he couldn't possibly win an argument against Lu Yuanbo and his group. As more and more people gathered to watch the spectacle, his face turned red.
It wasn't that he didn't want to teach that despicable guy a lesson, but he was alone, facing several opponents, with Lu Yuanqing standing beside him. Judging from their dominance in conversation, he was sure he would have the upper hand in a fight too!
His neck and face turned bright red with anger!
Great!
The man had always looked down on those who went to the countryside. Usually, he would just curse and complain a few times, and the people who went to the countryside would always hang their heads or be ashamed and indignant. This time, he didn't take it seriously, but he was just used to saying a few words.
There was a sense of pride in showing off his bicycle, and a strange sense of satisfaction in cursing people who wouldn't fight back.
But why do these country bumpkins who are pointing at him and cursing him not seem like people who have been sent to the countryside at all?!
The young woman had only heard the man swear once. Although she was a little annoyed, she thought that he was her father's student and wanted to say something in his defense. But she never expected that he would spit at her.
Feeling increasingly nauseous, the girl pushed through the crowd and left with her bicycle!
This person's character is completely different from what I usually see. I must tell my dad when I get home, lest I be deceived by him!
Seeing the girl leave, the man didn't care about anything else. He left behind a harsh remark and hurriedly chased after her.
Once everyone had left, the onlookers dispersed.
Although they had experienced some unpleasant things, after arguing, they released their resentment and put it behind them, continuing to happily wander around with their heads constantly moving, their eyes looking around without blinking!
As for being called a "rural educated person"!
What happened to the people who went to the countryside?
I didn't eat anyone's rice!
My third uncle/third brother said that when you encounter someone who speaks rudely, don't get upset first, just curse back first!
Be the first to provoke! Even if things escalate, don't be afraid! He'll cover for them!
So don't be afraid of anything, your third uncle/third brother is here for you!
Lu Yuanqing waited until the little ones had eaten their fill before taking them to the hotel.
This time, they chose the 'Friendship' Hotel as their first choice, which was the place Qin Yang had brought them to before.
It's also the closest hotel to the Qin family's residence!
"Are you tired?" Lu Yuanqing asked.
However, judging from their spirits, they were just as energetic as when Lu Yuanbo first came.
It shouldn't be tiring!
"Not tired!"
really!
Lu Yuanqing nodded.
“Great! Perfect timing to calculate today’s expenses! Yuanbo, Huanhuan, check the accounts!” Lu Yuanqing leaned back on the headboard and leisurely waited for them to calculate today’s expenses.
Doing daily accounting is a great habit!
Lu Yuanqing said that he himself does not have this good habit, and even wondered if the person who said this could really guarantee that he would keep a daily budget.
He has so many kids, it's a good opportunity to take a look!
As soon as he said that, the other kids stopped looking around and stopped lying on the bed like corpses. They sat up and looked at Lu Yuanbo and Lu Yuanhuan!
Lu Yuanbo and Lu Yuanhuan were not intimidated. One took out money, and the other took out an account book!
Lu Yuanbo: "These are all the expenses I recorded today. This morning, apart from the train ticket which my brother bought and he said I didn't need to record it, I wrote down every single penny that my sister took out!"
"The first expense was breakfast, which cost... The second expense was the food I bought on the train, which cost a total of..."
After reading out each item, Lu Yuanbo even calculated the total amount at the end.
"We spent..."
After Lu Yuanbo finished recounting the detailed expenses for the day, he looked at the onlookers and said, "Brother, Xiao Dong, Xiao west, these are the places where we spent our money today. Take a look and see if there's anything we forgot to record!"
Lu Yuanqing smiled and nodded. Not bad. In some aspects, Lu Yuanbo is still capable. He no longer has the urge to force-feed him by holding his chin down!
"I don't have any here!"
"Me too, Fourth Uncle, you remember everything clearly, not a single detail was missed!"
"Fourth Uncle, you're amazing!"
Lu Yuanbo closed the notebook with a smug look on his face, his smile hard to suppress. "I told you, the basic job of an accountant is to remember every single transaction clearly!"
"Little sister, you can count the situation on your side!"
Lu Yuanhuan nodded. While Lu Yuanbo was reading his account book, she had already counted all the money and bills she had on her!
"When I went out this time, my third brother gave me fifty yuan, 30 jin of meat coupons, and 10 jin of meat coupons. Today I spent a total of..."