The seven emotions and six desires are all my nourishment

Chapter 127 The Downtrodden Merchant Girl 4

"You are my wife! Do you hear me?"

"Wuwuwu, you are so mean to me... Wuwuwu, just beat me to death, Wuwuwu, you are so mean to me..."

Jiao Datou is really having a headache now!!

He frantically hugged her and tried to comfort her, making a bunch of messed up promises. He was so anxious that he broke out in a sweat. Only then did Shangguan Wan'er stop sobbing. She said coquettishly, "Put me down. The soup is cold. Go and heat it up for me."

"Hey, ancestor! I really owe you in my previous life!" He carefully put her down and walked out with the bowl.

As soon as he arrived in the kitchen, he sniffed the fragrance on his hands and body in a somewhat obscene manner.

"Hehe, the little girl smells really good~ Hehe, and it's so soft~"

……

"Why? You little bitch, you're so ungrateful! You just drank my soup and now you want me to sleep alone!"

"Go and take a look! Which wife doesn't warm the bed for her husband?" Jiao Datou was very dissatisfied and sat cross-legged at the other end of the kang.

The bull's eyes were wide open, staring straight at the petite woman in front of him.

Shangguan Wan'er gathered the hide and spoke softly, "First, it's not in accordance with etiquette. Second, I haven't reached the age of marriage yet. Third, we've never worshipped heaven and earth. Fourth, without a marriage certificate, we have no matchmaker..."

"Okay, stop it, I don't understand what you are saying."

"Anyway, since I bought you, you are my wife! Oh, wife, you are my wife, so you have to sleep in the same bed with me!" Jiao Datou said that if someone is mine, then we can sleep together.

"Besides, I...besides, I won't touch you. We agreed on three matchmakers and six betrothals, so it's three matchmakers and six betrothals! Don't even think about leaving me behind!" What's wrong with you? How can I sleep without hugging you!

Seeing Jiao Datou's persistence, Shangguan Wan'er pondered for a moment, "Since that's the case, let's make three rules. Every few days, you must bathe and purify yourself."

Seeing Jiao Datou about to get up, he said again.

"Otherwise you are not allowed to sleep in the same bed with me. Now go and boil some water and light a charcoal basin. I will comb your hair later."

"!!!?"

"What time is it now? Look outside! It's pitch black and snowing. You want me to wash up now?" Jiao Datou pointed at the rotten window that was opaque but let in wind.

"I want to wash too. Do you have a big basin and some clean clothes? I smell." She wrinkled her nose coquettishly.

"…………Fuck him, you just mess with me all day, and even more now that I'm well! Just wait!" He got off the kang angrily, his heart pounding. What did she say? A bath! A bath! A bath!

Where does he have a bathtub?

Thinking of that troublesome little girl, he boiled some water, took the big iron pot off the stove, added cold water, and brought it into the house.

"...Are you going to stew me?" Shangguan Wan'er looked at the pot and made a rare joke.

Jiao Datou almost laughed out loud, "Don't make me laugh, put three bricks on the ground, there are bricks right at the door."

The atmosphere between the two gradually improved, and then...

Wan'er took the big stone and turned it around, dragging it over with great effort, and arranged it into a triangle. If Jiao Datou hadn't forgotten just now, he definitely couldn't expect her to do the work! !

Now he quickly put down the big pot he was holding, sweating profusely from the smoke, and casually took off his clothes, "Okay, let's wash it!"

"Ah, where are you going? Get out!" Shangguan Wan'er covered her face and turned away shyly, "Get out and put on your clothes."

Jiao Datou was puzzled. "Don't you want to take a shower? I've brought the pot here, where can I take a shower? Let's take a shower together!"

Shangguan Wan'er was both embarrassed and angry. She grabbed his clothes with a red face and pushed him out.

"Get out! I'll wash first, then you can wash! Bang..."

"You're so pretentious! How can you be such a man... Creak..." The door opened again. "Do you have any clothes to change for me first?" Shangguan Wan'er said with a red face.

"Well, there's a box in the corner of the kang... Bang..." The door closed again.

"Hey, you little bitch!" The north wind blew and he felt cold, so he had to put on his clothes, squat on the stove with a big empty hole, and light a fire to keep warm.

I don’t know how long that woman took to wash. She must smell better after washing, right?

Hehe... yeah, all the girls from rich families use rouge and powder. I'll buy some for her too later!

Shangguan Wan'er looked at the big pot and didn't dare to sit in it. She had to squat beside the pot and sprinkle some water on it to wash her hair and body. Although she was very cold, she gritted her teeth and jumped in to warm herself before coming out.

She put on a loose men's coat, revealing her snow-white calves, dried her hair with a deerskin, and fanned the fire a little before calling out, "Brother Jiao, you come wash, I'll go out~"

Jiao Datou's bones went soft when Jiao Gege called him a few words, and he almost fell off the stool. When he heard her want to come out, he stood up straight in anger.

Pushing the door open, he spoke fiercely, "You..." Jiao Datou seemed to have seen a goddess descend to earth. His whole body felt hot and his tone became gentle again. "You...you don't have to go out. It's cold outside. Go to the cubicle!"

He pushed the door open and went in, moving the brazier to the compartment and placing a small stool there. "You're the only one who's always bothering me. Can you save me a piece of meat by taking a look?"

Although he said that, he didn't dare to look at her exposed skin openly.

Shangguan Wan'er was forcefully pushed into the compartment by him, and Jiao Datou clenched his fist to his lips, "Hey, if you want to see me, you can, I'm very generous!"

After saying that, he turned around, his ears already red.

Shangguan Wan'er laughed secretly in the compartment, thinking to herself, "Then I won't be polite."

Jiao Datou is tall and there is no way he can fit into the pot. Looking at the not-so-dirty water, he raised the corners of his mouth and muttered, "This isn't dirty at all. I'm being pretentious. Hehe, no wonder it smells so good~"

When he took off his pants, his muscles subconsciously tensed up and he felt uncomfortable. He glanced at the small door of the cubicle secretly, feeling relieved but also a little disappointed.

He bent down to wash his hair. There were tangles in many places, but he rubbed them and they became tangled.

He rubbed his body vigorously with a loofah. It relieved the itchiness and was very satisfying. It was just a little cold, but he was washing very enthusiastically.

Shangguan Wan'er poked her head out from the cubicle, her eyes scanning over him like searchlights. Hmm~ broad shoulders, narrow waist, and hips~ The muscles on his back were also neatly arranged, very imposing~ Hee~

She quietly retreated again. Jiao Datou suddenly felt his skin tighten. He turned his head sharply, but found nothing. He thought he was overthinking it, so he washed it in a hurry, and made a large area on the ground wet!

Considering that this beard has caused him a lot of trouble, he might as well cut it off!

He took out a knife and cut off his beard in the dark. Because he couldn't see, he cut his face in many places while shaving.

He casually wiped away the bloodstains with water. He touched them with satisfaction and secretly rejoiced, "Look what this little bitch is grabbing!"