surname teacher

Chapter 101 Win

The surname Shuyun, Ying's, is also the eight major surnames in ancient times. The Qin Dynasty was first named Ying, and then divided, and the country was used as the surname.

There are Xu, Tan, Ju, Zhongli, Yunyan, Tuqiu, Jiangliang, Xiuyu, Baiming, Feilian, or...Qin.

—— "Surname Book · Yingshi Chapter"

The corpse boats of the Yin Division are usually opened at a pinch, but these days the River of the Dead is very windy and rough, and it is said that it is not peaceful. They sailed away from the pier with a hustling sound.

It is said that it is crowded, naturally because the space inside this small boat is really narrow and suffocating.

Although from the naked eye, ordinary people can't see these strange dead people in the boat.

But as long as you carefully place a drop of cow's tears on your eyelids, even if you are still a mortal with an unfinished life, there will be a pair of golden eyeballs in your eye sockets that can see through the ghosts of the underworld.

It's just that the old saying often says that you don't summon evil spirits during the day, and you don't see ghosts at night, so it's definitely not a good thing for a living person to go to such a place to see ghosts at night.

At this moment, Jin Heng, who was in the dark boat and could not find a place to sit down because of the dead people beside him, was facing exactly this kind of situation, but his luck was obviously worse. As soon as I got on the boat, I was stared at by a few ghosts who died miserable.

"Hey, look quickly, that dead cripple over there is really clean, and his face is thin and tender, isn't he the son of a rich family..."

"...Just like that weak chicken, didn't he die here like us in the end...Grandpa, I can wring his head off alive just by raising my hand... But just look at how he is dying when he walks, I could guess that he must have died of consumption..."

Those extremely low-key ghost words are very malicious and strange just by listening to them. Fortunately, this is the underworld. No matter how vicious some ghosts were in life, they would not come here and continue to be so arrogant.

Therefore, Jin Heng with a calm expression pretended not to hear any of these unpleasant comments, and only slowly found a seat for himself in the cabin, and then bent down and sat down like an old man who was completely deaf. up.

And his actions naturally caused those ghosts to burst into laughter, clapping their hands, and it turned out that he was really a lame coward, hahaha.

"hiss--"

I don’t know if he heard those ghosts’ words too. As soon as Jin Heng sat down, the Gentiana that had always been hidden in his sleeve poked out his head, and he noticed that his scales had been opened due to some kind of malice in his heart. Jin Heng, who thought that he would not take the initiative to talk to him all the way, first covered Qin Gentian's head with his hands to make him not act rashly, then shook his head and said softly to him,

"Well, I heard it, but don't pay attention to them, we have other things to do later."

"hiss--"

"If you eat people here, whether they're living or dead, we'll just be thrown off the boat and swim all the way there."

"hiss!"

"You can swim but you can't carry me at all. Don't be so childish. We will be eaten by Fairy Toad in the river. Do you know Fairy Toad?"

"hiss?"

He was still arguing aggressively with Jin Heng before, but halfway through the quarrel, Qin Chongjun, who is still a little boy in his family, was suddenly stopped by this question.

Seeing that he was staring at him suspiciously, he didn't make a sound. Jin Heng, who was just talking casually, was silent for a while, and after thinking about it, he moved closer to him like a child talking, and then stood stiffly. With a solemn face, he frightened His Highness Chongjun who was staring at him, and said,

"Fairy Toad is an evil creature that loves to eat snakes. She is the protector of all frogs and hates snakes the most in her life."

"For a snake as big as yours, she has to eat a lot in a day, and sometimes she will take the initiative to catch snakes in the pond and beat them."

"As soon as she sees a snake, she will immediately take it away with a sack. For those snakes that don't obey and run out by themselves, she swallows them all without throwing up the bones after eating them."

Gentiana:"!!!"

The circle of cyan scales under the chin almost stood up nervously. At this moment, Qin Chongjun, who was completely frightened, had a wonderful expression. He stared at his gray eyes for a long time before he hissed in disbelief.

And Jin Heng, who has been silently observing his expression, was a little surprised when he saw that the scaring seemed to really work. He was about to continue to say something, but was suddenly slapped by Qin Chongjun who hid himself in his sleeve. His expression paused.

"……Gentiana?"

"..."

"Gentiana?"

"..."

He didn't even get any response after calling him a few times. Jin Heng was inexplicably worried when he saw this, but he didn't know what to say seeing his long and slender tail still exposed and trembling slightly.

Previously, he had secretly had a headache because of Gentiana Qin's violence and lack of cooperation along the way, but at this moment, he understood what kind of mentality this kind of girl loves to raise a cute and willful little animal. His uncle also calmly endured it. After accepting this sweet burden, she just quietly tucked her unbelievably cute Qin Chongjun into her clothes so as not to show it to others.

It's just that people still feel a little uncomfortable. Most of the dead people around them are horrific and horrific. They are either wiping the dirty blood flowing from their eyes, nose and mouth with a blank face, or they are holding their hands. A brain melon seed stained with white pulp was sluggishly lost in thought. There were old people, children, men and women, and none of them looked a little bit normal when they died.

Under such circumstances, Jin Heng, who obviously has other business to do when he comes to Yinsi tonight, will definitely not stare at these strange ghosts for a long time. Cheng Qin, who hadn't made any movement for a while, just moved as much as possible for the old, weak, sick and disabled, and thoughtfully recalled the vaguely special words left to him by the ghost messenger before.

【...When you get to the dead man's river, you will have to figure out how to find out where Qin Xuan and Meilang are under the river bed. Every time I get here, I'm only responsible for delivering the sheep to the boat. The people left. I don’t know exactly how the sheep that were sent to the boat were finally brought to the bottom of the dead man’s river. Maybe they have some way that others don’t know to ensure that the sheep don’t drown and enter the water. Well...so, you can figure it out for yourself, if you really can't catch anyone, I can't be responsible, so don't come to me anymore...]

Before that, because of a piece of cake, he was forced to drive the ducks to the shelves, so the words of the ghost messenger who reluctantly sent them for a while are still in his ears. So far, Jin Heng has never figured out how those sheep ran to the bottom of the water. There was silence for a while, and for a long time he just frowned and pursed his lips and looked aside without speaking.

Coincidentally, at this time, there was a conversation between the two ghost aunts next to him who were obviously coming back to the underworld for the first time, so the conversation between them was faintly heard, but somehow it caught the attention of Jin Heng who was sitting alone beside him.

"... Before I died last night, I specially asked my daughter and son-in-law to remember to burn a car for me. I agreed that I would never take a boat, never take a boat, but after I got here, I still had to take a boat first. Crossing the river... You said that the underworld is so big, why not build a good road and let everyone take a car to reincarnate? This world has already passed the train and high-speed rail... We ghosts can't enjoy some good treatment ah……"

"Oh, old sister, your idea is too beautiful... Then we still have airplanes in the world, why don't you say that you build an airport in the underworld, and send everyone to the sky for a few laps before going on the road... There are boats to sit on It’s not bad... But I heard that there are rules and taboos when taking a boat in the underworld, and there is one thing that must never be committed..."

"Oh, don't scare me. I'm very timid. What's the matter? Now, there are obstacles for us to have a good reincarnation? What rules and taboos are there..."

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I just listened to the lonely ghosts on the roadside on the way here, and said that under the dead man's river, there have always been ghost corpses, eating people and ghosts, and eating ghosts. A ghost that can tear up our old bones and chew them..."

"...Yin...Yin corpse? Unexpectedly, there is such a thing?"

"Yeah, there are many strange things in this Yin Division. I heard that the swollen and smelly Yin Corpse will float up along the river at that time. At first, it sinks under the river without moving, and then it is densely packed in the river like this." Calmly, across the water, we can only see a whitish, bubbly body with its head down..."

"...the body? Then...then what?"

"Then... it is said that as soon as something wakes them up accidentally, these immobile corpses will suddenly open their eyes and wake up, and then turn over and wriggle up to eat people, but the strange thing is What do you know? Those ghosts... seem to be inseparable from water at all, and can only float under the water like this. If you don't take the initiative to wake them up, their corpses will always grow in the river like joints The sleeping lotus root is as motionless, hey, is it weird to you..."

The voices of the ghosts of the two aunts gradually became quieter at the end, but the rumors about the ghost corpses under the river of the dead entered Jin Heng's ears verbatim.

In fact, I have never heard of this mysterious ghost anywhere before. After hearing the words of these two ghost aunts, Jin Heng, who was staring at the river outside, suddenly had a vague thought in his heart, even Let his thoughts follow suit.

Yin corpse, a sheep that disappears on the river after boarding a boat, the corpse is like a sleeping lotus root in the water?

For some reason, the fingers hidden in the sleeves moved slightly, and Jin Heng, who had a doubt in his pale eyes, withdrew his eyes from staring at the river expressionlessly for a while.

It's just that he has some guesses about what will happen next in his heart, and no matter what the truth is, tonight he will definitely go under the river of the dead man's river to find out, so even if he knows in his heart that the future is uncertain for the time being, he The current speculation may not be accurate, and he must... go into the water and try it himself.

But I don't know why, but Qin Gentiana, which has been hiding in his arms since he got on the boat, suddenly seems to be silent, and I don't know if it's because he just fell asleep after making a fuss for a long time, or it's the troublesome side effects caused by clam oil. It's almost over.

Thinking in this way, Jin Heng couldn't help but gently covered the sleeping little snake in his arms with his hand, and planned to take a closer look, but at this moment, his nose vaguely smelled the boat. A gust of salty wind blowing outside.

And accompanied by the slight shaking of the ship's hull and Jin Heng's suddenly raised cold eyes, the strange smell of corpses and other special natural weather at the bottom of the dead man's river slowly floated along the river. .

"Hey... this... what is this smell? Why is there a sudden wind blowing on the river? Could it be... is it going to rain?"

The ghosts on the boat, who were reincarnated in the underworld for the first time, bowed their heads and discussed, obviously not understanding what kind of bizarre situation was in front of them, why a strange wind suddenly blew up on the river that was so good.

But I don't know if it was just what they said, but after a while, a group of dark clouds that were faintly flashing with lightning really began to slowly gather on the top of their boat.

And seeing the dead ghosts on the ship roll unsteadily from the bow all the way to the stern, they could only gather at the stern, crying and howling, shivering, holding the door of the ship with one hand and the other with a cold face. Jin Heng, who was protecting Gentiana in his arms, didn't have time to stay, and just waved away the small piece of paper held between his fingers, wanting to see what was going on.

But just as he was about to make a move, accompanied by the small wind and waves that had already made the corpse transport ship tremble back and forth and the muddy and strange noises from the bottom, these dead people who were so frightened that they were almost screaming screamed out their heads one after another. go--

At that moment, I saw the motionless swollen corpses floating quietly under the water, and a female corpse with a swollen and gray back was especially eye-catchingly floating out of the river in front, not only hooking her sticky and rotten neck skin on the On the stern of the boat, even the dark red blood plasma and white brains also smeared away layers of ripples symbolizing death on the water surface...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"It's a Yin Corpse!! Don't shout everyone!! Don't shout everyone!!! It will be a disaster if you wake up one of them!!"

"... Yin... Yin Corpse?! What is Yin Corpse?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

A few ghosts who said that Jin Heng was like a tuberculosis ghost were yelling at the top of their faces, and the ghost old lady at the stern hurried forward to stop them, but they couldn't stand the pig-killing ghosts in the mouths of these cowardly ghosts. A scream for help.

And as the bluffing sound spread into the bottom of the water one after another, the half-rotten ball-like head hooked on the bow of the motionless female yin corpse really twitched violently, and the trembling became more and more violent, the more Trembling and permeating——

Until a whole boat full of new dead ghosts watched a drenched female corpse with blackened teeth lift up her bluish face from the water, and opened the bloody mouth that had been completely cracked on the cheek and struggled While roaring and protruding out of the water, it swallowed the head of the loudest ghost on the bow with one mouth!

"what!!!"

The worms and pus in the dead man's skull were scattered on the lake and the bow of the boat like a yellow-red tide splashing wantonly. The female genital corpse who devoured a ghost stiffly raised her rotten hand, her hair was disheveled. But the ghostly head also separated from the corpse and fell on the bow...

Seeing this, all the ghosts on the boat who were limp and motionless swallowed their saliva, and looked at the dimly lit stern together, only to vaguely see a lame white-haired young man taking back the bloody surname paper. Standing up slowly, staring at the louder and louder roar of dragons outside and the tens of thousands of corpses floating on the river not far away, he said coldly,

"Immediately, come back to the boat... the dragon is coming."

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