surname teacher

Chapter 77 Yao

In the womb of the leopard where the third head of the Yao family lived, obscene singing, dancing and laughter and a strong and gloomy smell of blood are constantly oozing out from the gorgeous palace. Beside the two rows of animal head candles with shadowy light, there are inlaid Behind the huge screen of agate and turquoise natural shellfish are curled up a long-haired woman whose face cannot be seen clearly and a tall man who is slightly trembling.

The woman and the man are naturally other people, but the most stupid leopard-headed queen among the three queens in the three-body kingdom, the bear beast, the tiger head, and the leopard head, and her newly captured smart man in the palace to serve her well——Liao Feiyun .

It's just that through the strange and distorted shadow on the screen, it can be vaguely seen that the long-haired woman's neck joints are slightly twisted, the angle and frequency of head rotation are also very wrong, and from time to time she makes horrible sounds like joint dislocation.

At this moment, the group of three-headed soldiers kneeling in the blood-spattered palace didn't dare to express their anger when they saw this. They only dared to bury their heads and listened to the sound of bones turning and grinding from behind the jeweled screen, until the couple inside The intermittent voices of men and women who couldn't see their faces were also heard.

"Hee hee, you are so bad, when will we be able to blow out the lights and have a good talk..."

"...Well, Your Majesty, why don't we solve the last question before dawn, which is the question of when the water in the jar will be full. In fact, the steps are very simple. Look, first of all We need to know the volume of the jar..."

"I hate it, people don't want to know when the jar is full, why don't you give me a slightly more interesting question..."

"Cough, ok, ok, then, then let's change. How about changing Xiao Ming when can he catch up with Xiao Hong?"

"Hey, what kind of novel question is this? Tell me about it..."

"Ah, you see that your interest is coming soon, right? Hey, our question is actually like this. First, we need to find a piece of draft paper. Let's say one day, Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong will start from the starting point one by one, because Xiao Hong It's a girl, so she started first, and she can walk that fifty steps per minute..."

The originally charming and ambiguous bed environment became a bit serious and tense because of the learning atmosphere deliberately created by the police officer Liao who was taught badly by someone. The knowledge and wisdom displayed on his body made him laugh again and again, and it also destroyed a group of soldiers outside the palace who were shivering and kneeling on the ground and forced to listen to the whole process.

And accompanied by a lot of questions such as this is a division problem, we need to calculate the ones in the brackets first, yes, you have learned to add the root sign, it is amazing, is it an academic communication that each corner of an equilateral triangle is [-] degrees, It wasn't until the roosters by the city wall began to crow intermittently towards the sky that Police Officer Liao, who had been doing arithmetic with the Leopard Queen all night, was relieved for a moment.

It's just that while his whole mind was a little dizzy from staying up all night doing the questions, he still remembered the news that a certain cheating couple had quietly entered the palace for him last night.

And taking advantage of the fact that the Leopard-headed Queen, who was born with a mental disability, seemed to be in a pretty good mood, Liao Feiyun, who had a hulking back and flaunted the posture in TV dramas and played the pillow wind, squeezed her throat and choked at the terrifying head in front of her. Baba said,

"Your Majesty... Tell me, speaking of it, have you heard that there is actually a very special dress in this world?"

"A very special dress? What kind of clothes? Are there any beautiful clothes in this world that the crazy woman with the tiger's head couldn't have in time?"

"Um, yes, it seems... It seems that there is such a thing... I heard that our Yaocheng... It seems that a snake man from the Di people came here to go around. Wearing a piece of clothing that is unparalleled in the world and the only one in the world. It is said that this animal skin clothing can only be owned by the smartest woman in the world. Even the Queen Mother of the West in the north... once wanted to get it from the Snake Lang... but failed in the end..."

This story was completely fabricated by a certain aunt herself, and then reprocessed by a certain uncle to tell the leopard-headed queen little by little. After Liao Feiyun, who had a flattering and disgusting expression on purpose, finished speaking, the The Leopard Queen didn't make a sound for a long time.

After a while, Liao Feiyun, who was covered in cold sweat on his forehead, thought in horror that this big sister who has always killed people is not interested in this kind of thing this time, it's like turning a key back and forth The leopard-headed queen who turned her head strangely blinked her eyes pretending to be naive and asked nervously,

"Ah... is there really such a special dress in the world? But... But those two crazy women won't come and snatch it from me, I'll go find it now... There's still time for the Snake Man, if I'm lucky enough to get this dress , I should be able to answer the question about filling water in a jar, and Xiaoming and Xiaohong's question..."

Hearing these words, he was obviously hooked. Up to now, Liao Feiyun, who was suddenly relieved in his heart, didn't delay the business anymore, but hurriedly told the Leopard Queen one by one what Qin Gentian had told him before, and told the three of them again. This plan gave Caution a step forward.

At the same time, in the Giant Bear Hall on the other side of Yaocheng, the most brutal and greedy in the entire Three Body Kingdom, the Bear Head Queen who yearns for power and power the most among the Queen's three heads is also going through a carefully fabricated war... A deception, just before that, she just went mad in her palace because of the defeat on the city wall, and abruptly instructed her soldiers to cut off the heads of two young girls.

"Damn it...Damn it!! That old hag of Yuhu deserves to be ripped apart. Sooner or later, I will catch her and her people and put her in a cage for the giant bear to eat There are only bones left, and then hang her head on the city wall to make everyone laugh...You guys, hurry up and find another body outside, this time remember to pick a more beautiful one, the woman's body before is really It's so ugly, not only the hair is rough, the hands are dark and there is a beast-like body odor, how can such a noble head stay on such an imperfect body, it just drives me crazy..."

"It's... the bear-headed queen..."

Hearing what Her Majesty the Queen said, the group of tall and mighty soldiers who succumbed to her were all pale and suffering, but finally stood up respectfully.

It's just that they carefully selected a younger and more beautiful girl from the tiger cage outside, and then they broke the girl's neck like a weak bird in the wild forest and removed the excess head and lymph.

The soldiers who came in dragging the female corpse that had changed from screaming to silent, then looked behind the screen and stretched out a pair of stiff and dark hands, followed by the horror scene of the female head changing at the beginning of the story It was staged again in the Tiger Palace.

"Well... the skin is very smooth... very white, very good... This body should be able to maintain its vitality for a longer time... It's a pity that a beautiful body doesn't have much value to me. I should have Enjoy the joy brought by power and rights, so you won't be as ridiculous and stupid as those two superficial women with tiger heads and leopard heads..."

The tiger head and the leopard head naturally refer to Yao's other two heads, but because they dislike each other, although they are still in Yaocheng, they haven't met in private for a long time.

But at this moment, he was lying on the animal skin bed, talking to himself, stroking the fair and young body in his palms with hands that did not belong to him, and the ghostly words of the bear-headed queen behind the screen made the palace look pale. The ugly people didn't dare to make a sound, until a soldier of the Three Body Kingdom who rolled his eyes cunningly suddenly knelt at the feet of the Tiger Head Queen and said casually and carefully,

"...Sir, speaking of it, there is a strange saying circulating in Yao City recently... It is said that a snake man from the Di tribe specially brought a unique piece of clothing to the people of the Central Plains..."

"Clothes? Hmph, what's there to say about clothes... Isn't beautiful clothes just something that idiot Tiger Head likes..."

The bear-headed queen's reaction was as expected, and the sly-eyed soldier also smiled when he heard the words, then shook his hand and hurriedly added,

"No, no, lady, you misunderstood. The uniqueness of this dress is not because it looks good, but because I heard that as long as you wear it, you can become the most powerful and unshakable woman in the world. What do you think? Most of the members of the Di people have been to the islands outside, the south, and the world further south. These weird people with tails have all seen them one by one. It is really possible for them to bring back some rare treasures from the sea. , for example, this... is unique in the world, and if you miss it this time, you will never find it again."

"..."

This meaningful sentence fell in the empty palace, and even without the bear-headed queen whose expression changed in an instant, speaking, the soldiers of the Three Body Kingdom who pretended to be respectful and kneeling on the ground laughed knowingly.

And before dawn, when Qin Gentiana, which had arranged everything in advance, was taken step by step outside the gorgeous Tiger Palace by the soldiers of the Tiger Head Queen, there were flowers on the brows covered with tattoos, a small smear of cinnabar on the forehead, cheeks and The man with scales like sea monsters on the palm of his hand lifted the veil on his face and appeared in front of the most beautiful three-body queen behind the jeweled screen. His head gasped with envy. And the tone of surprise said such words.

"Oh my God, Snake Lang from afar... Where did you come from? You are so beautiful... I have never seen a man like you... What kind of amazing person turned you into This is what you are now... Did your mother give birth to you so well..."

"No, my Majesty, I have to answer you honestly about this point. In fact, I was born very ugly. My mother didn't bring me any capital to show off. The appearance of the master turned me into what I am now. He has the most dexterous and beautiful hands in the world, and he can gently smooth out all the aging and ugliness on people's faces... Today I made a special trip to Yaocheng, just to make the Di people the most I dedicate the clothes and him to you to express my loyalty to the Three Body Kingdom, do you want to see him right now..."

"Of course, I can't wait to see him... Hurry up, let him come in and show me..."

The tiger-headed queen, who usually insults and beats what she considers ugly, finally smiled happily at this moment. She looked expectantly outside the empty Tiger Palace, and saw the waiting outside holding the A white-haired young man in a wooden box appeared step by step and bowed to her expressionlessly.

"You... are you the teacher with the surname Snake Lang mentioned?"

"Yes, Her Majesty."

"Then can you help me see what else I need to do to make myself more beautiful?"

"..."

"In my opinion, Her Majesty the Queen is already very beautiful, what is missing now is only the most special and beautiful dress."

Jin Heng, who didn't know how to lie, so he didn't know how to lie, so he helped out. Aunt Qin, who was born to be good at talking nonsense, and his uncle, who seemed to be a good guy, deliberately sang together, and they really put the tiger together. The first Queen Kua's face was almost red.

But before she had time to appreciate the clothes worn by the most beautiful woman in the legend, two uninvited guests that she hadn't seen for a long time suddenly appeared outside her Tiger Palace with a group of ferocious soldiers. , and seemed to be looking for her to trouble her and grab her things.

"...What are you two doing here all of a sudden?"

"I heard that there is a piece of clothing that is unparalleled in the world... so I want to take a look? Isn't it possible?"

"That's right, the Three Body Kingdom originally belonged to the three of us. Since there are treasures, we certainly can't monopolize them all. Hurry up and show them to us. Did you hear..."

The words of the bear head and the leopard head made the queen of the tiger head cast a gloomy look at Qin Gentian and Jin Heng, who had nothing to do with her, but she blinked cunningly and smiled and replied, villain The wizard with the villain really doesn't know anything. It seems that this dress is really liked by many people. So far, he has begun to realize that something is not right. The queen was already yelling.

"What's yours and mine! What the hell are you talking about now! Don't tell me you're going to grab everything from me! This dress must be mine! No one can take it away!"

"Who stole it from you! You are an idiot who only knows how to dress up all day! I don't bother with you. Only the gods in the sky know that your face is the ugliest among the three of us! How can you still look like this?" Dare to call others ugly hahaha it's ridiculous..."

"Say it again!! You idiot, tell me again!! I must kill you!! I must kill you!!"

The three heads, who looked exactly the same and had the same extremely irritable personality, quarreled and even fought in the palace like this, although the scene of their teeth biting and head hitting was already scary enough. , but this still can't cover up the immorality of the two brothers' trick of sowing discord and killing people with a knife.

And Liao Feiyun, who pretended to be deaf and dumb all the way, followed behind the leopard-headed queen to watch the excitement, could only watch this unimaginable scene twitching at the corner of his mouth when he saw this, and then he looked at the two contestants opposite him speechlessly. The culprit who would pretend to be a fool, Jin Heng, who had a quite calm expression and didn't even move his eyebrows, still had time to make a countdown gesture with him solemnly, while the surnamed Qin who stood beside him with his hands folded The bastard also followed his man and started booing with him with a half-smile.

"Three—two—one—Liao Feiyun! Do it!"

"Ahhh!!! You damn...damn juniors!!! How dare you cheat on me!!!"

The screams of the three heads erupting at the same time made the local aborigines in the entire Yao City stunned in place holding the production tools in their hands. At the same time as this movement came, the animal skin thrown in mid-air was also instantly shattered. Liao Feiyun, who turned into a giant ape, jumped up and caught it.

Waiting for expressionless Jin Heng to pull out two pieces of animal skins that had been smeared with tree blood in advance from his sleeves, and then wrapped the head of the three-body queen in two directions with Qin Gentiana. The head was smashed into pieces many years ago. Under the wrapping of the precious tree blood, the three tragic situations gradually erupted into a weak golden light that healed the pain little by little.

Seeing this, Qin Gentiana, Jin Heng and Liao Feiyun, who cooperated for the first time but showed a tacit understanding, didn't waste their respective time, just rushing up to the tigers and leopards raised in the Tiger Palace to protect their masters Before kicking seven or eight vicious beasts away, he stuffed the three long-separated heads of the Queen into the same box and tightly closed them, and handed them over to the frowning Jin Heng all at once. The sky in the mirror of the door shouted harshly among the wind, sand and rocks on the ground,

"Master Yao! Come back!!"

"what!!!"

After a series of thunderstorms fell from the sky, they startled the sleeping Yu clan, half of the tribesmen in Yaocheng, and even the entire Central Plains in the 41 years of Tang Yao. The ancestor of the Yao family who had been in the mirror for many years was taken back into the trembling surname paper in Jin Heng's hand in one fell swoop.

And when Jin Heng stood under the mirror of the door that had just opened in the cloud, Jin Heng, who felt something fell into their hands at the same time as Qin Gentian beside him, stretched his brows and gently picked it up to take a look, and saw some ink oozing from it. There was such a line of familiar and beautiful handwriting in the middle of the surname paper I ordered, and at the same time a brand new port key appeared in my hand.

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【Surname Shuyun, Si family, after Dayu, he transformed a yellow dragon into the sky in the palace of heaven, and was born with the ability to reverse the flow of rivers and change the course of mountains and rivers. 】