surname teacher

Chapter 56 Ding

In the south of Chishui and north of Xuanqiu, the nests of the old ghosts who have been hiding in the depths for many years are faintly echoing with the infiltrating will-o'-the-wisps and the sound of lustful love.

Three or two hunched backs and bulging red-eyed little slaves hid outside the dark temple with their ears eavesdropping, laughing and eavesdropping. It took a long time before they dared to lower their voices and start whispering.

"Oh, oh, I'm so ashamed. There are so many shouts here. I see that Jingji is not happy to make it clear. Why is our evil master so merciless..."

"You stupid ass, does this sound mean that you are not happy? Lady Ren Jingji sounds very happy, and then listen to the voice of our evil master, how happy it is, you just talk After the Vulcan Empress ran away, how many people did the Lord lose in front of the entire Horror Realm? Fortunately, there is this Empress Jing Ji who suddenly appeared, and now she can be regarded as revived..."

Accompanied by the words of the little slaves, the will-o'-the-wisps and groans in the hall became more violent. The glaring red silk cloth hung on the beams and swayed like spirit-calling banners, and Zhang Bingzhong, with an anxious expression on his face, parted his knees. Half-kneeling in the bed netting, struggling coquettishly, Jing Ji, whose whole head was a mirror, tried to roughly untie the dress on her body.

And Jing Ji, whose entire beautiful face was hidden in the bronze mirror around her neck, smiled coquettishly, closed her eyes and remained motionless, only bursts of joyful laughter came from the smooth copper mirror. .

"You beauty! Where did you come from! Why have I never seen a beauty like you before..."

"Nu Nu used to be called ① Fengyue Baojian... and later became a Sui and was named Jing Ji, but any great man with great ambitions can see the beauty he wants to see in Nu Nu's mirror, so Nu Nu Only a slave can hold your heart, the Lord..."

"So that's how it turns out... so it's such a Jing Ji... After tonight, the Lord will give you a concubine Dangdang haha... Take good care of me! Try to get pregnant with my seed!! How can I use it in the future? I’ve been ridiculed by those outsiders who say I’m not as good as Zhang Fengqing and Qin Gentian all day long!!!”

Holding the beauty in his arms, she laughed triumphantly. Zhang Bingzhong's words made Jingji, who was lying almost naked under him, laugh coquettishly, and she tried her best to make her greasy and disgusting like a pig. The troubled owner forgets everything.

Seeing that Jingji, who is thin and coquettish, is not only not afraid of herself, but also so obedient to herself, Zhang Bingzhong, who squinted his two slit eyes and smiled strangely, buried himself on his fragrant chest and sucked tremblingly. Two bites.

"Hey...be more obedient to me...and then stand up the pair of young swallows so that this evil master can have a good taste..."

Smiling grinningly and saying some extremely nasty words, Zhang Bingzhong has not been able to marry a regular wife for many years because of his vicious appearance, and he has been quite miserable in the matter of the boudoir, although in the early years he wanted to take the opportunity to please his godmother To help her achieve great things, she also has some inexplicable relationship with the old temptress' own daughter.

But in the past few years, his power has gradually grown, and gradually he doesn't like to deal with the family's greedy and vicious dogs. Except for sending something to the dog alley to express his affection during the festivals, only his beautiful sister I am willing to secretly make out with him for the last time.

It's a pity that since Qin Gentian made a fuss about his wedding last time, there have been rumors in the world that the two of them actually had an affair, and Zhang Bingzhong, who was eager to get rid of that stupid bitch, was disgusted for a long time. I didn't have time to find any entertainment, and I couldn't hold back until these two days.

But he didn't know that God wanted to help him. Just when he couldn't find a place to vent his anger on this piece of dry land in his heart, Jing Ji came to him like a fairy, fascinating him so much that he almost died. On this side of the bed.

And thinking like this in his heart, Zhang Bingzhong, who patiently and softly coaxed Jing Ji a few words, raised his big rough palm and impatiently grasped the soft part of his chest and rubbed it two times lewdly. .

But before he could take off his pants completely and have a good time on this beautiful Jing Ji, there was a harsh noise from outside the nest, and the fat head, big ears, flushed face, was about to show off. Xiongfeng's new lord suddenly sullenly sulked, and a little discouraged, he pushed Jing Ji away from his arms and yelled viciously,

"What's going on? What's the noise outside!"

When he fell down, the empty courtyard outside was silent for a moment, and after a while, two little scrambling slaves came forward to report the news, knelt down in front of him, and burst into tears in terror.

"Mystery... My Lord, something is wrong... A letter just came from the world, saying that your godmother and mother dog's family disappeared two days ago, your godmother's Dharma body, and the golden boy and jade girl's family." A pair of heads... were brought back by the perpetrator in a rice wine jar..."

"What, what? My godmother is gone? My jade sister... the jade sister is also dead..."

Hearing this for the first time, Zhang Bingzhong's black and red face turned pale when his clothes were wide open, revealing his fat and strong chest, even his belt was not fastened. On the bed behind him, he raised his voice viciously and said, "Hurry up and bring in the rice wine jar for me to see."

But in the blink of an eye, a yellow clay wine jar with plasma brain fat and white maggots on the edge was really carried in by a group of trembling slaves.

"Fuck, godmother!!! Godmother!!! Sister!!!"

His clothes were disheveled and he flung himself to the side of the wine tank, trying to look inside. Zhang Bingzhong’s dry howl, which was very similar to a pig’s cry, made the slaves kneeling beside him beat their chests and howl, waiting for them to pretend to be the mother of the dog. The whole family cried a few times and wiped away the non-existent tears at the corners of their eyes in unison. The fat-headed Zhang Bingzhong suddenly restrained his expression and straightened his waist, and then yelled at his slaves with righteous indignation,

"Did you just see clearly who brought the wine jar over in the dark?"

"...didn't see clearly... it was dark outside... I saw a group of tails and ears... but I couldn't tell what kind of tails..."

"Tail? What has a tail!!"

"I don't know... it might be a dog... it might be a cat... or it might be a weasel, who would know that... Besides, the little villain has been lost recently, and everyone is busy working on it after hearing your words , so no one noticed..."

"...Do you think it will be the teacher last time?"

"Hey, it's quite possible... After all, after that teacher surnamed last time, we can't find anyone anymore... Who else in the entire Hungry World and Human World would dare to provoke you except for that teacher surname? ...Isn't even Qing Jiaojun afraid of you and dare not come back to the world..."

Chongnu's false flattery made Zhang Bingzhong squint his eyes indefinitely and remained silent. After he raised his foot and kicked away the two sophistrying Chongnu and roared angrily again, the distraught Zhang Bingzhong just stared at the two fireballs. The big eyes roared angrily,

"Trash! What a bunch of trash! That little bastard is only this year! You bastards are incapable of finding him for so many days!!! How dare you use my godmother's death as an excuse now!!! Today It was my godmother and younger sister who died!! It will be me who will die in the future!!! Who will pay for my life at that time!! Are you? Or you!!!”

The anger of the evil master made all the slaves panic, they just knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Zhang Bingzhong, hoping that the evil master would be merciful and let them survive. Scary as red as a yaksha, Zhang Bingzhong, who was panting like an ox, sat down on the bed and first breathed out two mouthfuls of foul air in his chest, and then suddenly asked in a low voice with suspicion and disgust,

"Qing Jiao...what has that guy been doing outside recently?"

"Mr. Chong... Mr. Chong seems to be still alive. After you told him not to come back last time, he never came back except quietly taking his female monkey back to Chishui."

Zhang Bingzhong listened to the trembling answers of the slaves, but he was always uneasy. After all, no one in this world knew better than him how close the relationship between Gentiana Qin and his cousin Zhang Fengqing used to be.

In addition, the fact that his nephew Zhang Changsheng lost it at his wedding last time was already strange, and now that the dog mother is dead, it makes people feel uneasy.

It's just that he's only been the lord for two or three years, and now he really won't get any benefit from confronting that teacher, and it seems that Zhang Bingzhong is very jealous of Qin Gentiana, so there is a dark place in the dark. The little Song Nu with wicked eyebrows and mouse eyes grinned silly and opened the corners of his mouth.

"My Lord, I have an idea, I don't know if I should say it or not?"

"Where are you from?"

"Xiao Sui is the eyebrow of an old man in Luoyang. His nickname is Mei Lang. He has been serving the Sui Lord in the Sui Palace for some time."

"Huh? Tell me about it..."

"Xiao Zong heard that there is an old wick in the northwest with profound morals, and I think he can replace the dog mother as your new reliance, but since you want to build a relationship, you have to find a safe way. This old man wick had a wife when he was a man. He gave birth to a daughter, who is still living in the world, named Xiaoshi, you might as well snatch old man Dengxin's own daughter to be your concubine, and old man Dengwick will become your father-in-law in the future. What kind of bitches..."

Zhang Bingzhong was inexplicably stunned by this unknown idea, and after thinking about it in his heart, he, who is good at bullying men and women, suddenly became excited again, but the last time he was robbed of his wife in public made him He felt very uncomfortable, so he pretended to be silent for a while with a stern face, and then he waved his hands impatiently and said,

"What kind of bad idea is this! I have Jiao'e Jingji beside me! There is no need to snatch that woman from the world! Besides! If the old ghost Deng is angered, wouldn't this relationship become a feud!"

It is rare for Zhang Bingzhong, whose IQ went online for a while because of his good face, what he said was not unreasonable, and the loyal, eager to get ahead, Xiao Zong couldn't help nodding when he heard it, and then lowered his voice after a while and was very angry. He thoughtlessly came up with a bad idea that couldn't be worse.

"That's not as good as this...Xiao Zong heard that Mr. Jiao is now thirty years old and has no marriage right now. Why don't you make an announcement first, saying that you want to bestow a marriage for Mr. Jiao, and let him marry that Xiaoshi! Mr. Jiao has it Naturally, I would like to thank you with tears of gratitude for such a great benefit! Jiaojun and your cousin are brothers who are in charge, so they are naturally relatives with you, so when they come and go, Jiaojun and Dengxin will naturally listen to you, even if it is a matter If you don’t want to cause trouble, you can just leave it to Lord Jiao, anyway, he and Deng Xin don’t seem to have any other friendship except for the disappointment, what do you think of this idea..."

Just such a stinky, bad idea made Zhang Bingzhong's heart flutter for a while. He exchanged a glance with the little creature who was kneeling on the ground, shook his fingers, and cursed with a smile, you are a clever ghost. In the middle of the night, when the dew was heavy, the complacent Zhang Bingzhong secretly found seven or eight rats that were bigger than ordinary wild cats, and carried a bright red sedan chair to the world.

It just so happened that this night, the wild foxes under Captain Xuanqiu were about to attack Xiaoshi who had been quietly watching for a few days, but before they were careful not to disturb Old Man Wick, they managed to catch him. The Xiao family was handed over to Qin Gentiana, and a group of dead mice beating gongs and drums under Zhang Bingzhong rushed up from the wall carelessly, and without saying a word, they were still wearing doraemon pajamas and mouthed under their stunned gaze. Xiaoshi, who was yelling molestation, help, was pushed into a sedan chair and taken away.

Fox A: "This...how can this be...the Lord, he has nothing to do and came out to snatch his wife?"

Fox B: "Who... who knows... But let's help Lord Jiao stare at this little girl for so many days, how can we explain when we go back?"

Hu Ding: "Yaoshou... so what should we do now... Let's not talk about Lord Jiao, just the school captain wants us to look good..."

The grief and indignation in the hearts of the little foxes is unknown to others. In short, after the clapper outside the wall knocked three times, the sedan chair containing a wild girl who yelled and cursed people better than a mad dog was really real. Just like that, I came back to the ghost world.

At the same time, after talking with Chong'er in the old house and having a simple dinner, Jin Heng, who had just sat down in the study and was about to spend some time checking the door keys, suddenly received an accompanying The call for help from dogs barking and crying, but the content of the call showed a little puzzled expression even if Jin Heng had a strong psychological quality.

"Master Jin... It's not good, it's not good, my grandma just stayed at home, but I don't know what happened, and suddenly a group of rats carried the sedan chair and took her away. Those rats said they wanted to catch her." Go to the Chongjie and give some Chongjun a wife... You should quickly find a way to save my grandma..."

Jin Heng: "... Your Majesty? Wife?"

The author has something to say: Brother Gougou: It’s not good, the surname is teacher! !My grandma was captured by that evil king to become his wife! !

Uncle: ... Mr. Sui?

Aunt: It’s true that people are sitting at home, and the pot comes from the sky...

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① Fengyue Baojian: From the mirror in the Dream of Red Mansions that can make people die.