surname teacher

Chapter 30 Yellow

Waking up in the middle of the night only to find out that the bathroom in the room is broken is very annoying. At least Li Tianshuai took out his mobile phone and was in a bad mood when he was about to walk out of the ward to find the bathroom while lowering his head and scrolling through Weibo.

But even more unsettling things soon appeared in front of his eyes, and the level of fantasy and bizarreness was no less than that of someone on Weibo who just broke the news that he had an affair with a certain female celebrity.

Because anyone who opens the door in the middle of the night and sees a fierce fight going on outside the hospital corridor, which almost burns half the hospital, will feel that he may still be dreaming.

Although to be honest, for a moment, our classmate Li Tianshuai really wanted to pretend that he didn't see anything, and went back to the room directly, but he didn't know if his brain was short-circuited at this moment or something, he actually held his hand. The mobile phone stiffly took two photos of the scene in front of him.

And through the photos left in the album, it was confirmed that the two sides fighting half a meter in front of him at this moment were indeed a bald woman with burning flames in her hands and a terrifying face, and two A young man whose face was covered with a black and white mask so that he could not see clearly, and a white cat with exceptional agility.

Li Tianshuai, who was completely dumbfounded by this point, was just about to post a Weibo to ask the netizens if this was a fantasy show made by some local station. He just watched the white cat jump onto his slippers He helped to stamp out a spark that was almost on fire on his face, and cursed out of breath,

Old ear: "Playing with fire, playing with fire, playing with fire! It is said that children are not allowed to play with fire casually! Don't you know if you play with fire too much and piss in the bed! Oh, it's hot! What are you looking at, brat! Go back to the room!"

Li Tianshuai: "...but...but...I want to pee..."

Old Ear: "What are you peeing!! Hold on! Get the hell out of me right now!!! Get the fuck out!!!"

Li Tianshuai: "..."

After being yelled at simply and rudely, he could only bite his lip cowardly, nodded and rolled back into the room with his mobile phone, but he said that he had already rolled back, and Li Tianshuai, who had eaten the bear's heart and leopard courage, still put the person in front of him The door of the room was opened a little, and he knelt on the ground with his buttocks pouted and continued his previous candid filming behavior.

And then, with his mouth wide open, he watched three red and hot pillars of coiling dragon fire being slammed down to the ceiling and the window sill by the crutches of the masked man who looked disabled, leaving black scorched marks on the edge. Another man who was taller and stronger was pulling back and forth with his hands a rope that was already completely burning, restraining the woman's normal every move from the side.

What's even more exaggerated is that, with the sound of fighting outside, the TV in the room was bright, the corridor lights above his head and the screen of his mobile phone also flickered with the fire in the woman's hand. It was as if all the light in this world came from that woman's single-handed control.

Until the old cat let out an astonishing howling sound, forcing the woman to take a painful step back, and the scream that erupted in the corridor almost didn't make the pale-faced Li Tianshuai urinate directly. crotch.

And what made him want to piss his crotch even more was that he had been concentrating on dealing with the enemies in front of him before, but when he looked away, the woman with fire on her hands and body suddenly noticed him hiding in the crack of the door .

When she met Li Tianshuai's completely dumbfounded gaze, the aggressive woman suddenly yelled strangely and covered her embarrassed face, then lowered her head, trembling with a hoarse and ugly voice, crying more and more annoyed and going crazy Come.

"I'm going to burn all of you - I won't spare any of you - I'm going to burn all of you - Spider Woman!! Come help me!! Come help me!!! I promise you! I promise you condition!"

Suddenly, there was a sound of three strikes from inside the wall, and Jin Heng under the mask frowned suspiciously for a moment, but subconsciously stopped the movement of continuing to attack Huang Huiru, and stopped behind him with the crutch in his hand, making a gesture to pounce. Liao Feiyun and Lao Er went up.

The old cat in the shape of a white tiger snorted coldly when he saw this, squinted his yellow eyes and stared grimly at the ear-piercing sound of suona, gongs and drums blowing and beating inside the wall as well as a wooden bridge carried out by eight fat red-haired mice. The big sedan chair slowly appeared in front of everyone.

Then Miss Sun, who was hanging upside down in the corridor and had been watching with cold eyes for a long time, covered her mouth with a red veil and laughed, and then she climbed down with eight spider legs and said to Jinheng tauntingly,

"A well-known teacher surnamed, a living person, and an ancestor who is more than a thousand years old, together, three men who are stronger than a cow actually bully a little girl in their twenties like this. It's really wonderful and beautiful. , even a heartless evil like me can hardly stand it anymore, so I can only hurry up and say something fair..."

Such intentional inversion of right and wrong, the words in Miss Sun's mouth also caused Huang Huiru, who had set fire to murder before, to immediately climb up the pole and burst into tears.

And at the moment, regardless of Jin Heng's cold gaze, she embraced the mad woman who was crying harshly in her arms, and Miss Sun, whose fingertips trembled from being scalded by her hot skin, flipped impatiently upside down while holding the fireball She rolled her eyes, but in the next second, her bright red and clever mouth was still full of sweet words to deceive people without paying for their lives.

"Oh, don't cry, don't cry, Empress Vulcan, the spider girl told you a long time ago, what's so good about being human, you have to be ridiculed when you live, when did these old ancestors sympathize with your grievances?" Why don't you just bring this good ability and marry me to my haunted world with peace of mind. I have already prepared all eight sedan chairs for you. The owner of my haunted house is only thirty years old and has never been married before. He is a good-looking man with a handsome face and gentle temperament, no worse than Li Tiangou and Wang Tianshuai in that TV series..."

Li Tiangou: "..."

Li Tianshuai, who was silently lying on the side of the door, really wanted to poke his head out and say aggrievedly that although I shamelessly changed my stage name, you can't insult me ​​like that, and I don't know him at all. This hot tempered Empress Vulcan...

But with complicated eyes, he glanced at the horror scene of monsters, ghosts and ghosts outside. Comrade Xiao Li, whose specialty is filming, singing, dancing and dancing, decided to continue to hold back his urine and minimize the sense of existence until the great fairies outside After solving their problems, he went out to find the toilet to solve the night problem.

"Whoever kills at will in the world must be punished by the ancestors of each family. No one can break this rule. If you give up your chance to be a human today, even if you are reincarnated and reborn as a human in the future, it will protect you. Your ancestors will never bless you again, Huang Huiru, think about it for yourself, and don't do things that you regret."

With such a stern tone of admonition, he had already prepared the Huang's surname book in his sleeve, and Jin Heng had always been merciless in this kind of matter, and of course what he said was not as pleasant as Miss Sun's just now.

However, the situation in front of her was exactly what Miss Sun wanted to see, so the cunning girl picked up the red hijab in her hand and shook it to the side, and deliberately stimulated the pale Huang Huiru beside her with a casual expression. ,

"Oh? Is the surname teacher trying to scare people? But what if the Fire God Empress is willing to go with me today? The ancestors punished? Who knows what will happen in the end? No one knows that our Fire God Empress was killed How did those two disgusting guys in front feel when they insulted me? Instead of continuing to live on as a human being, it would be better to be the wife that our Lord loves so dearly. This is a good opportunity that many young women can’t dream of. ..."

"You female monster, have you had enough of chirping? Didn't you see that we are now having an intimate conversation between people—"

"...I'll go with you, I'm willing to marry...that evil master of yours, I'm not a human anymore, none of them can control me anymore!"

This sentence fell suddenly, and the old ear who was squatting on the ground shook his head and sneered without any surprise. Jin Heng and Liao Feiyun looked puzzled for a while, but they obviously couldn't stop the woman in front of her who had experienced great pain from doing it viciously. The look in their eyes and those words that seemed to be unbearable for a long time.

"I really... hate you hypocritical and disgusting people."

Gritting her teeth like this, Huang Huiru, whose face was covered with dark red scars, snatched the red hijab from Miss Sun's hand and bent down into the sedan chair in front of her. The fat mice beside her began to clap their hands and laugh with funny expressions. , as if celebrating an upcoming happy event together.

Seeing this, Miss Sun triumphantly gave Jin Heng a wink, and then waved her hand to signal the mice carrying the sedan chairs to go quickly into the wall, and they frowned and wanted to follow after seeing this situation Jin Heng was suddenly stopped by the sound of the old ear behind him.

"There is such a little girl who doesn't listen to the elders among the descendants. Lu Zhong must be very angry this time. Don't follow for now. The road ahead has been completely closed by that spider girl. We can't keep up... ..."

"Then what should we do now? We've been busy tonight, Mr. Ear..."

"What's the rush! You idiot! I said I couldn't keep up temporarily, but I didn't say I couldn't keep up forever!"

"Then...then what can you do? Tell me quickly..."

"Tch, I can't help it, but our smart and cute little grandson has it~ right, little grandson~"

Jin Heng: "..."

……

Another night of ghost market, the red moon faintly hangs in the sky.

The sporadic drizzle that fell near the night caused the evil spirits who came and went to hold up oiled paper umbrellas, and the half of the smoky blue clothes under one of the paper umbrellas painted with red plums were particularly eye-catching among the crowd.

The people under the umbrella walked lazily through a foggy market as usual, carrying the rare flowers and pastries bought from some evil monster in front of them for cheap, as usual, and when they were masked When the veiled him raised his head inadvertently today, he squinted his gray eyes and noticed a young man wearing a white mask looking at him quietly by the market not far away.

"What? Are you going to return my favor?"

"One more."

"kindness?"

"Any conditions are fine."

"Oh...deal."