Records of the Cattle and Horses of Chang'an

Chapter 510 Soul Diva

Jiang Shangxian wasn't really nervous. She realized she was the one with the least time in the family. "Aren't you guys going to sing later? Are you all ready?"

This is the main reason why Runzhen's forehead is sweating and the soles of his feet are hot. According to the rules, the bridesmaids and groomsmen have to sing songs across the door when blocking the door. Cui Bianxu is not popular, but Cui can still find some betrothed men.

What's more, he has his good friend Wang Mingqian. Xiao Cui, who was originally worried about the poems urging him to get ready, is no longer worried at all. He asks Wang to submit 20 poems urging him to get ready within three days, and he will select nine of them.

Single guy Lao Wang was so angry that he held the pen in his hand and raged helplessly - why on earth did he make this trip!

Xiao Cui has a best man, but Jiang Shangxian doesn’t, so the singing duet can only be done by Runzhen and Yingzi.

Runzhen really wanted to say that she wasn't prepared, but Yingzi was small and very confident. She thought she sang very well and patted her ribs to assure her, "Don't worry, Auntie. We've been practicing for two days!"

Guaranteed nothing will go wrong!

Fine.

Xiao Jiang reluctantly started to take a shower and wash his hair. It was a big day, so every strand of hair had to smell good.

By the time everything was ready, it was already dusk.

The setting sun melts gold, and the dusk clouds merge together.

Jiang Shangxian's eyes rolled around, his neck didn't move at all, and he didn't even dare to open his lips too wide. "Is it coming? It will be almost done in a while. Don't embarrass him."

If it was delayed for too long, she was afraid that her head wouldn't be able to bear it anymore.

It was too heavy. The height above her head doubled. It was so heavy that it fell straight down.

If Cui Bianxu grabbed her feet and swung them when fighting with someone, Xiao Jiang felt that she would definitely be able to give him a good headbutt.

Jiang Wangri's eyes were red, his fingers digging at the door frame, one foot inside and one foot outside, twisting and refusing to leave. Several maids were trying to comfort him, "Erlang, this is such a happy event, why are you crying?"

"Hurry up and wipe your tears. Go and keep an eye on the gate. I'm afraid Runzhen and Yingzi won't be able to block the door! If you can't bear to leave Auntie, you can hit me a few more times later."

"Yes, Erlang, you have to get some of the red envelopes for us later!"

Jiang Wangri sobbed as he looked at his elder sister. When he opened his mouth, saliva started to drip out. Seeing this, Xiao Jiang couldn't help but disdain: "That's enough. I'm getting married, not becoming a nun. Stop wasting time. My neck is about to break."

Jiang Wangri finally let out a cry and ran over to Jiang Shangxian's legs, crying loudly: "Sister, I can't bear to leave you. If you get married, what will I do alone? Wuuuuu..."

Jiang Shangxian said in a bad tone: "Oh, then I won't get married. Go tell the Cui family."

Jiang Wangri wiped away his tears and rolled over, "Sister, I'm going to block the door."

If he really doesn't get married, his grandmother and mother will beat him to death!

After taking a cold shower all night, Cui Bianxu took another cold shower before going out. He changed into his wedding clothes, mounted his horse radiantly, and set out to welcome his bride with his people and seven fragrant carriages.

The two wild geese with ropes tied around their necks, walking obediently in the wedding procession, were undoubtedly the most eye-catching presence today - after all, no one's wild geese could walk like this on their own.

Wang Mingqian turned his head to glance over from time to time. He was quite familiar with these two, but this was the first time he knew they could be walked like dogs. He moved closer to Cui Bianxu and said, "It's such a long distance, they won't be able to walk for a while, right?"

Look at how solid it is, it definitely can’t be stewed in one pot.

"If you can't walk, just hold them and ride."

Xiao Cui looked ahead smugly, not even giving him an extra glance, and whispered, "Stay back a little, don't walk side by side with me."

You really have no vision. Who are you competing with for a position?

Today, Cui Yi must be the most eye-catching man in Qingzhou!

Wang Mingqian: ...

He silently kept half a horse's length away from the fool. He guessed that everyone in Qingzhou had come out to watch the fun. He even saw several bruised and swollen faces...

Under such circumstances, this guy still wants to be so ostentatious...

Good brothers are supposed to be in tune with each other. Cui Bianxu suddenly turned around and raised an eyebrow at him, unable to suppress the smile on his face. "Do you think those soft-hearted people will stop the roadblock car on the way back from picking up the bride?"

Ruancuoda is the name Cui Bianxu gave to those unlucky guys who were put in sacks by him a few days ago.

Ever since Cui Bianxu left, the clan leaders of Qingzhou felt that everything in the world was beautiful: the sky was blue, the clouds were light, the breeze was gentle, the birds were singing, and the flowers were fragrant. Even the horse manure and cow dung on the road were not as smelly as before.

Every year before the Chinese New Year, everyone would silently pray in their hearts that Cui Yi, the rude warrior, would not come back, never come back.

It has always been very effective, making everyone more sincere every time they burn incense to their ancestors.

Who knew he would come back so soon? It would be fine if he came back, after all, he would leave after getting married.

As a result, during these few days, he still found time to put a sack on me and beat me up!

Although they didn't see his face, they knew from the familiar yet unfamiliar feeling of being beaten that it was definitely Cui Yi who was a disobedient kid!

Wang Mingqian wasn't sure: "Probably not."

This was not the first time that he and Cui Bianxu had fought in the wild together in Qingzhou. Those people would behave themselves for a while after being beaten. After being beaten so many times, they became very well-behaved when they saw Cui Bianxu.

It's only been a few days? And you're already looking for another beating?

"Today is a good day for you, don't do anything stupid, otherwise if you are sued during your wedding night..." Lao Wang kindly reminded that marriage is a big deal, so it's better to have a peaceful day.

Cui Bianxu said dissatisfiedly, "Am I the kind of person who can't distinguish between the important and the trivial?"

Having said that, he didn't want to pay any more attention to Lao Wang. He turned around and grabbed a handful of money from the bamboo baskets on both sides of the horse's back and scattered it out. Seeing the onlookers scrambling for the money with smiles on their faces and constantly saying auspicious words like "May you have a baby soon", his mood improved again.

"Auntie, it seems that my son-in-law is here!"

A woman who had been watching at the gate hurried in, her wrinkles on her face folded with laughter: "I heard Yingzi singing! This girl's singing is really terrible!"

Jiang Shangxian laughed when she heard it. She straightened her waist which had been bent due to the heavy weight. She leaned forward and listened with her ears perked up. She couldn't hear clearly because of the blurry shadows, and she couldn't help but feel eager to join in. She also wanted to watch the fun!

"Qiaoxiang, go and see if the groom has been beaten outside. If so, come back and tell me about it."

"Yes." Qiaoxiang smiled with her lips pursed. It was obvious that she wanted to know what Cui Bianxu looked like when he was beaten.

"Open the door and have someone watch the road. If anyone enters, report it immediately and then close the door."

Jiang Shangxian was almost suffocating. After changing her clothes, she just sat there. Her headdress was heavy, her clothes were complicated, and it was inconvenient to go to the toilet. She didn't even dare to drink too much water when she was thirsty. She just took a small sip and held it in her mouth for a while before swallowing it.