Ruthless Host and Her Little Darling Quick Transmigration

Chapter 207 Parkour Academy 7

Three months have passed in the blink of an eye.

First-grade students came and went, changing in several waves. Apart from a few little brats in the last row, only Qin Baobao and Gu Ling, two older "leftovers," remained steadfastly in their high positions.

Qin Baobao is too lazy to move; she just lies around like a salted fish wherever she goes.

Gu Ling's situation is unique. As someone with superpowers, possessing the ability to fly, she is surprisingly timid and afraid of heights. Her flight speed is slower than a snail's, and she only flies about three feet off the ground. Crucially, Gu Ling herself is self-destructive; her superpowers are useless, and her humanities studies are terrible.

Moreover, the entrance exams were held once a month, and Gu Ling always managed to hand in a blank paper. The first-grade teachers dreaded seeing her; if she just wrote something scribbled down, the teachers would probably turn a blind eye and send her away.

Unfortunately, Gu Ling herself was a disappointment! Normally, she'd be incredibly eloquent, but when it mattered most, she couldn't utter a single word. The entire test paper contained only two crookedly written characters… “Gu Ling”.

The grade and student ID number are both blank.

You can be as casual as you want.

If it weren't for the teacher's strong sense of professional ethics that restrained the female teacher's hand, the elegant teacher could have smeared the test paper on Gu Ling's face and spun her around wildly 360 degrees.

"Sigh! The rope always breaks at its thinnest point, and misfortune only finds those who are unfortunate." Gu Ling was completely oblivious to the female teacher's frustration. She lowered her head, sighed softly, and was extremely dissatisfied.

Those two little brats behind me didn't do well on their tests either, so why are they only lecturing me, the poor little thing? It's the cool young lady who's so responsible; she clearly has the face of a top student, yet she quietly stayed with me for three months.

only……

Looking up at the teachers' tacitly sympathetic gazes in the office, I looked down and saw only myself, all alone. I sighed at the unfairness of fate, realizing that I had to bear it all alone in the end.

Ugh!

Though she didn't say it aloud, Gu Ling harbored resentment deep down. Am I a pushover? Do they think I'm easy to bully? Why am I always the one who gets hurt?

"What did you say?"

The gentle female teacher thought she had misheard.

After all, teachers and students are natural enemies. Every student feels inferior to their teacher, carrying an innate sense of awe and fear. Over the years of teaching, she has increasingly felt how obedient and well-behaved the children are, and she has finally turned the tables, successfully transforming into a "big boss." She believes she has the students' minds completely under her control, and it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that she can manipulate them at will.

But then, an odd exception appeared. On the surface, she seemed innocent and adorable, but in the exam room, she was fearless and brave. If she had to hand in a blank paper, she would do so without hesitation, never writing an extra word out of deliberation.

In the entire class, apart from a few children who still couldn't recognize all the characters, only this "problem child" had been hogging the resources of the first grade and refused to let go. I also blame myself for being young and ignorant, taking on this hot potato from the previous teacher.

Now, it's something you can't shake off even if you want to.

Hearing Gu Ling's mutterings, the female teacher froze for a second, then automatically ignored the student's bizarre remarks and cleverly began to devise a plan to get the student sent away this year.

"There will be a mock exam for all students next month. You can talk to your friends about it. You don't need to do very well, just pass."

I've already hinted so clearly, and the passing grade is right under her feet; she can cross it with just a slight lift of her leg.

She doesn't want to never graduate, does she?

Hopefully, I won't see her again after the New Year.

The female teacher looked at Gu Ling's lowered head and felt exhausted. She waved her hand and told her to go back to the classroom.

Gu Ling felt her self-esteem had been hurt once again. She grumbled to herself the whole way back to the classroom and began to complain to Qin Baobao.

"I'm a chosen one, loved by everyone, and flowers bloom for me. If any CEO saw me, wouldn't he spoil me rotten? So how did I fail in the exam?"

"It hurts, it hurts too much."

"Why doesn't anyone see my good points?..."

"Only good food can soothe my wounded heart."

Gu Ling feigned sadness, staring intently at the snacks in the drawer, her eyes gleaming, and frequently gesturing to Qin Baobao.

Anyway, it's free money if we don't eat it, and it'll benefit those brats after school.

Snacks are meant to be eaten, aren't they?

It is their honor to be eaten by me.

Qin Baobao followed her gaze and glanced at her. Gu Ling's eyes brightened even more, almost to the point of being unrestrained.

Qin Baobao was already used to it and took out a bag of potato chips from her spatial storage and handed it to her.

As a side note: "Don't eat things of unknown origin."

After all, you don't know if the person who gives you the gift loves you or hates you, or if the gift is arsenic or poison.

"You sound just like my mom!"

Unfortunately, I don't have a mother.

Gu Ling took the potato chips and started munching on them without a care in the world, making the little kids behind her drool.

However, they were shrewd despite their young age, knowing they wouldn't get any advantage from Gu Ling.

As for Mu Bai... Gu Ling protects him like a little chick every day, never letting them get close.

"Waaah... Little Whitey! After careful consideration... click click... I've decided to switch classes next year."

“Every time our homeroom teacher calls me over… click click… she always has a pitiful look on her face, like she’s about to cry.”

"My young heart was deeply condemned... Click, click... It's been two years, time to get a new teacher to mess with."

"Sigh, there aren't many people in this world as innocent and kind as me. It's a pity that our homeroom teacher didn't appreciate it and missed out on hundreds of millions."

Gu Ling stopped eating and sighed deeply. Her expression was extremely serious, as if she were discussing a profound theory, or perhaps she was filled with deep helplessness.

The students at the back of the table who were craving potato chips were once again shocked by Gu Ling's shamelessness, their eyes widening in disbelief.

"Gu Ling, you're bragging again. Everyone knows you're a perennial bottom-of-the-class student. Why don't you say you can suddenly advance to sixth grade?"

"Exactly, all they do is talk big every day."

"Gu Ling, we're going to tell the teacher." A chubby boy stared at the potato chips, looking quite threatening.

"You little brat, all you do is tattle on the teacher. How old are you?" Gu Ling turned her head and glared at her, then grabbed her potato chips and moved on to another topic.

Qin Baobao glanced at it casually, then looked away and decided to leave this troublesome place with Gu Ling.

The female teacher had been driven to the brink of nervous breakdown by Gu Ling, and without Gu Ling as a shield, her situation seemed precarious if she stayed behind.

……

In the days that followed, Gu Ling maintained her carefree attitude. Her homeroom teacher spoke to her several more times. Gu Ling's condition improved, as if she were about to escape her misery and ascend to heaven. The homeroom teacher, however, was in a worse state; her condition was deteriorating, and it seemed that if Gu Ling wasn't sent away this time, she would erupt like a volcano.

Amidst everyone's agonizing anticipation and frustration, the year-end competition finally arrived.

The day before the competition, the homeroom teacher, still worried, called Gu Ling aside.

"Um... are you ready?" The female teacher asked somewhat nervously, her words rather cryptic.

I hope she understands what I'm saying.

"Prepare what?" Gu Ling was completely confused.

"The exam is tomorrow...that person..."

"Oh, teacher, don't worry, it's a sure thing." Gu Ling patted her chest confidently.

Mu Bai's face looked very reliable. If she stayed close to her, the senior sisters who admired her probably wouldn't harm her; they might even be able to help her advance.

Nice to think about.