Chapter 227: Falusan: Chisano: Ying Xiaolu: Clown
Chapter 227: Falusan: Chisano: Ying Xiaolu: Clown
[Ying: How tall is he, aunt?]
[Falusan: How tall are you?]
[Wendy: Wearing inner and outer heightening clothes, I'll be 1.7 meters tall... I guess.]
[Falushan: About 1.78 meters tall.]
[Ying: With these conditions, Auntie, am I not worthy of him?]
[Falusan: It’s okay, I’ve never failed before. No, I’ve never failed before. Look, I’ll take him down.]
[Ying: Okay, Auntie, tell him that I will give him 300 draws as a gift.]
[Fa Lushan: She said she would give you 200 tsps as a betrothal gift.]
[Wendy: That’s a lot! Originally, I didn’t even plan to ask for a dowry in my situation.]
[Falusan: Hey, you said too much... Oh, it's okay, can we make a decision?]
[Wendy: That’s it, 200 draws.]
[Falusan: Then let’s go, let’s go.]
[Sino: 1.7 meters = 1.78 meters, so funny. ]
【Lingri: This is the happiest episode for Seno.】
【Kavi: Oh my god, who can knock out Seno! 】
[Paimon: "Hey, so much talk"]
[Walnut: The evil middleman makes a profit from the price difference. ]
[Shajin: This is called information fee, okay, Heli! ]
tomorrow.
The matchmaker arrived at Liyue Port.
[Faroshan: What is your job?]
[Maple Leaf: I just came back from Myanmar and haven’t found a job yet.]
[Falusan: He is a sea turtle. He used to work in telecommunications and finance abroad, and his business was worth millions.]
[Ling Ri: Will there be another one without a kidney? Ying Mei’s married life lacks happiness.]
[Ying: It’s okay. If one person is short of a kidney, we can just bring two at once. 喜.jpg]
【Wendy:6】
【Maple Leaf:……】
【Xing: We are like-minded people. 】
[Falusan: What is your educational background?]
[Maple Leaf: I got 211 points in the college entrance examination, so I stopped going to school.]
[Falusan: Graduated from a 211 university, very knowledgeable.]
[The Herr of Knowledge: Just after leaving a bar dance, here comes a 211, and then there comes an Ivy League graduate - Horticultural Technology College. ]
【Sino: Knowledge has increased again, write it down.】
[Ling Ri: As expected of you, Ms. Herrscher of Knowledge. You have learned to draw inferences from one instance.]
[Falusan: Do you have a room?]
[Maple Leaf: I can’t afford a house in my situation, so I live on the boat of the big sister. When it rains, the boat is flooded.]
[Falusan: My family owns a luxury cruise ship, and we live by the mountains and the water, with a beautiful environment.]
[Ying: Sure, the conditions are pretty good.]
[Ling Ri: I’m sorry, Brother Manye, when I first saw you, I thought you were the gigolo kept by Big Sister Beidou. (I really thought so at first. If Genshin Impact was a European and American game, then it would be a gigolo.)]
【Beidou:? 】
【Maple Leaf:? ? ?】
[Death Star Crew Member No. 1: Don’t tell me I really thought about it…]
[Maple Leaf: Impossible, absolutely impossible. I, Maple Leaf, am a clean person, and the big sister is also an upright and brave person. It is impossible for us to have such a relationship. Besides...]
【Beidou: Not accurate. 】
[Ye Lan: Oh, I know. Besides, Beidou is Ningguang’s mistress~laugh.jpg]
[Beidou: ??? Don’t talk nonsense with your mouth open! ]
[Ningguang: Phew, you have lost your salary for this month.]
[Ye Lan: It’s a tonic. ]
[Hu Tao: Oh my god, so the big shots are so extravagant? ]
【Keqing: I don’t think so...】
[Faroshan: What's going on in your room?]
[Maple Leaf: My parents are divorced, and it’s Big Sister Beidou who has taken care of me for so many years.]
[Falusan: There will be absolutely no conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law after you marry her. You will be the mistress of the house and you will be the master of the house.]
[Ying: Can I really have the final say, Aunt?]
[Falusan: Yes, Auntie never tells lies.]
[Ying: That’s great.]
[Falusan: It doesn’t look very high.]
[Maple Leaf: (shrinks) Oh, not very tall, 1.6 meters.]
[Falushan: A 1.8-meter-tall guy riding a horse, very impressive.]
【Seno: Riding a horse = at least. 】
[Ling Ri: The sudden shrinkage made me laugh to death. ]
[Ying: I remember that Manye's jump was also several meters high, not lower than Xiaobao.]
[Falusan: That’s hard to say.]
Manye lifted a large Mora directly from the ground.
[Maple Leaf: Auntie, you are so pretty that you are perfect for being a matchmaker. Please take care of it for us.]
[Falusan: Hate it, okay, leave it to me.]
【Ling Ri: "Hate"】
【March 7: plum blossoms twice. 】
[Hutao: Such a big Mora, this must be made by removing the kidney of the guest.]
【Zhongli:……】
[Falushan: You are already so old, if you can find someone, do it quickly. Ask around in the surrounding villages, where can you find such a good guy? If I didn’t think you look like me, I wouldn’t care about you. So, can you find someone? Let’s go, find someone——]
Uhhh…
[Falusan: No, I have already introduced four to you, why are you here again?]
[Ying: What's the big deal? My brother is getting married for the fourth time.]
[Faroshan: Why divorce?]
[Ying: We were playing cards and lost everything we had.]
Daozuma Castle
[Falusan: A family of inferior fragrance, a noble family.]
[Luyeyuan Heizo: Auntie, this is a good condition, right?]
【Ling Ri: Okay, the offensive and defensive situations are different. 】
【Yiran: Ying: This time I finally got to cheat someone. 】
[Kanoin Heizo: No? How come I'm the one who got tricked? Bullying the four-stars, right?]
[Sai Nuo: The homophony of "Shuxiangmendi, Balishijia" is so good. 】
【Kong:? Why am I married for the fourth time? What does it have to do with me?】
[Luyeyuan Heizo: How come you haven't found a partner when you are so outstanding?]
[Falusan: Why don’t you have a partner?]
[Ying: Who said I don’t have a date? I’m currently dating seven or eight people. Oh! Is my dating time almost up?]
[Faroshan: What did you say? Date?]
[Ying: Well, I have a few long-distance relationships, and one of them agreed to come over to meet me in person today.]
[Falusan: Then why are you still going on blind dates?]
[Ying: So what? Those long-distance relationships are just for fun, but this is a true marriage.]
[Fa Lushan: Because she also contracted a fish pond to raise fish, she is quite busy and can’t take care of it.]
[Shikanoin Heizo: This is too much work. If she is too busy in the future, I will take care of her.]
[Falusan: Ahahaha, you can’t support it.]
[Shinoin Heizo: Huh?]
[Faroshan: Ah, I mean the fish she raises are close to her.]
【Ling Ri: The little deer has turned into a clown. 】
[Yi Ran: "What's the matter?"]
[Silver Wolf: I raise fish. ]
【Xing: Yu and her are really close. 】
[Teresa: I finally understand how the previous couple got divorced.]
[Ying: Slander, this is blatant slander! ]
【Shinoin Heizo: clown.jpg】
【Sino: Good joke, cool.】
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