Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Chapter 252 Black Pepper Dragon Pork Rice

There are many legends that are not what they heard.

Seemingly remembering it, Zhou Qingyan put down the hammer in his hand and asked Mr. Kun: "Do you still remember that we have been to a place called Yanzhou?"

Mr. Kun lay paralyzed on the sofa and did not move. Most of his memories were the sea and Jiuqing Pavilion, and he could not remember many others.Zhou Qingyan remembered: "Oh, you were still a little fish with no IQ at that time, so you definitely don't remember."

Yanzhou is in the border area, and the border area is another style.There are fierce wine, galloping horses, and unrestrained people in the frontier, but there are also gentle soft words, enchanting dancing postures, and golden maidservants.Most importantly, there are many native monsters.

Native-born monsters have good taste and rough temperament. Most of them live on human flesh, and monsters that have eaten human flesh are often tastier.Zhou Qingyan lived in Yanzhou for a while holding Mr. Kun's small fish tank.The monsters in Yanzhou are delicious, even if you eat too much delicious monsters, you will get tired of them. Zhou Qingyan will leave after staying for a while.

The road to leave is always very long. I stopped and went in Yanzhou and passed a house. There was a small clay stove outside the door. There was a pottery pot hanging on the stove. The pottery pot was steaming. what is it.But the taste is very fragrant, not the aroma of delicacies from mountains and seas, but a clear and natural taste.It was a taste that Zhou Qingyan had never tasted.

Zhou Qingyan stood in front of the clay stove with Mr. Kun in his arms, looking at the steaming things inside the black pottery pot.The white ones are rice, the green ones are dried vegetables, and the red ones are bacon. It seems that lard, fat, dried vegetables, and bacon are mixed together to form a taste that Zhou Qingyan has never tasted.

The door opened, and a woman came out, maybe 24 or [-], maybe [-] or [-] years old, she was very beautiful, she came out and looked at Zhou Qingyan, her eyes were wary at first, but later they were all charming: " Are you here to see me, sir?"

Zhou Qingyan hugged Mr. Kun's small fish tank and shook his head. Of course not. He probably wanted to drink a bowl of porridge when he came here, and wanted to taste the taste of this bowl of meat made of lard, dried vegetables and bacon.

Zhou Qingyan pointed to the stove and said, "I want to drink a bowl of porridge." So, he sat in front of the table in the woman's room, and the large gray-brown bowl on the table was filled with a full bowl of porridge.

The woman's smile disappeared. Zhou Qingyan was drinking porridge at the table. She was standing in front of the window. Looking out, he saw a lame man walking towards his house.

Zhou Qingyan tasted the bowl of porridge, it tasted good, but it wasn't delicious enough, the taste was not as good as the smell.Zhou Qingyan heard the woman say, "They all call me a whore."

The bowl in Zhou Qingyan's hand was placed on the table, and the green vegetable leaves dangled in the bowl.The woman continued: "They were the ones who forced me to become an adulteress. While sleeping with me, they scolded me as an adulteress and wanted everyone to know that I was an adulteress. It's ridiculous."

Looking out from the hole in the window paper, the lame man was getting closer and closer, and Zhou Qingyan drank half of the porridge in his bowl.The woman didn't leave the window: "So I really became a prostitute, whether it's one person, two people, or several people, it doesn't matter, it's all a prostitute anyway."

Zhou Qingyan fiddled with the bacon in the bowl with chopsticks. The bacon was sliced ​​very thin, and the red and white colors were very beautiful.Zhou Qingyan put the chopsticks on the bowl: "What do you want?"

The woman laughed, and she looked very charming when she turned her head: "I want them all to kneel down and beg me, kneel down to me."

People are always going to die, however, when they die, there is nothing.Such a woman, Zhou Qingyan looked at the woman in front of him, would often die early.He took out two pieces of wood from his arms and handed them to the woman: "When you are about to die, light these two pieces of wood, and you will experience the feeling of them kneeling in front of you." A bowl of porridge, two pieces of wood, probably Very good deal.

Zhou Qingyan stood up, the porridge on the table was cold before he finished it.

The cripple pushed the door open, walked past Zhou Qingyan, and glanced at Zhou Qingyan.Zhou Qingyan walked out the door, and the cripple in the room jumped at the woman and hugged her in his arms, while the woman's eyes fell on the two pieces of wood on the table.

Many men came and went in and out of her room, but no one left a piece of wood just to drink a bowl of porridge.

Zhou Qingyan thought about it, and slowly talked to Xu Xiaobai like this. Xu Xiaobai listened, and remembered a movie he had seen, which was played by an actress he liked very much. He said, "I feel very desolate."

Possibly bleak.Zhou Qingyan said to Xu Xiaobai: "This woman ignited the wood before she died, or she didn't ignite it completely." He remembered the box, but it was enough to ignite part of it.

The tree of soul-returning can smell the incense, the dead are on the ground, and there will be a day of resurrection.

This long day of resurrection made her body into bones. The bones are different bones, golden collarbone, but she is still awake after being bones. She can hear the men and women outside the tomb scolding her whore. Before the bones that the monk came to dig, people said, what do you want to do with this whore.

Zhou Qingyan concluded: "I have a relationship with the Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva they call." There are many stories of death and resurrection in the world, such as Du Liniang. It was once recorded that there was a woman who was betrothed to a family, but it is said that her fiancé died on the battlefield, and then she obeyed her parents to marry someone else, and died in depression. After her death, her fiancé came back from the battlefield, and it was heard that the woman died in depression for herself , Went to the grave and cried a lot, the woman actually came back to life, and finally the lovers finally got married.There is also a similar record in "Five Elements", Du Xi buried his maid by mistake, and the maid came back from the dead and married the gravedigger.

How is it possible to come back from the dead? It is often said in the world that people who live for a long time are monsters, and those who come back from the dead are even more monsters.Bones will give birth to flesh, and the dead will become demons when they come back to life.

Zhou Qingyan said to Xu Xiaobai: "Golden collarbone is demonization, becoming a demon, the world doesn't know, fear in the heart, and believe in God." Belief is also a strange thing, like a fake. There are too many people talking about it. The more people there are, the more it becomes true.

Xu Xiaobai understood in a daze, but felt that this woman was very pitiful. He thought of A Ying, Pan Jinlian, and many women, all of whom were beautiful and pitiful.So those men who had insulted her said that she became a Buddha, and that she came to sleep with them was a will, should be, and could not be shirked!

The legend of human beings really likes to keep the place that is most beneficial to them.

Xu Xiaobai thought silently in his heart, this woman probably hates this world very much, so what does she want to do?

This bodhisattva was originally a demon, but the bodhisattva's belief made her tainted with the Buddha's will. The hatred in her heart made her want to become a demon, and the belief she received made her want to become a Buddha.

Not Buddha, not demon, not demon, not human.

Xu Xiaobai sighed: "It sounds pitiful, but I can't say it. I think it's a wonderful thing to live in New China. Maybe I don't see many such things." I couldn't bear to look at the bones on the ground. After a while, these bones have to be hammered and beaten to make a gold bracelet around the neck.

The bones also feel strange pain.

Zhou Qingyan patted Xu Xiaobai's head: "At least her idea has been realized." She is what the world calls the Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva, even if it was a false name given to her by the world, countless people bowed down at her feet.

A bowl of porridge makes a Bodhisattva.

Xu Xiaobai held the male god's hand: "Anyway, I feel a little desolate."

Xu Ruanruan is a saint.Mr. Kun sat up slowly, and he was about to fall off the sofa: "What a pity, how lucky she is."

Mr. Kun is also here. It seems that the passage of time has no effect on some big monsters. For example, Mr. Kun, according to the current time, he should be in the sea, but now he is still here.The speeding up of time by the male god has no effect on him.

Xu Xiaobai decided not to think about the Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva anymore, the bones will be made by the male god into a big golden bracelet hanging around his neck.

Xu Xiaobai warmly invited Mr. Kun: "Would you like to go to the supermarket with us? Well, I can buy some snacks you like."

Mr. Kun thought about it carefully. He really didn't like to stand up from the sofa: "Are there any honey butter flavored potato chips? Do you want to walk there? Are there any crispy noodles?"

Xu Xiaobai answered Mr. Kun's questions one by one: "There are honey butter flavors, and cumin steak flavors. There are many. You can have a little of each. Do you like dried tofu? There are also many crispy noodles. , um, probably have to walk."

Of course you have to walk to go to the supermarket.Mr. Kun walked back and forth between various potato chips, crispy noodles, and dried tofu, and finally chose potato chips, crispy noodles, and dried tofu.Mr. Kun stood up: "You can go."

Xu Xiaobai asked the male god: "Then do you want to go together?"

Zhou Qingyan looked at the bones in his hand: "I'm going to knock out a big bracelet. When I come back, I can bring back a bottle of red wine. It is said that there is a promotion recently, and two bottles cost 19 yuan."

Xu Xiaobai nodded, and decided to buy a more expensive one in his heart. Two bottles of 19 yuan are grape juice.

It was already dark outside, Xu Xiaobai was riding an electric bike, Mr. Kun’s small fish tank was placed in the basket, a small blue fish spit a bubble in it, and the noble monster Qiongqi stood on his shoulder, Qiongqi Stand tall on the shoulders of stupid humans!

Then set off towards the supermarket in the night.

After Zhou Qingyan knocked on the bones earnestly and flattened a complete bone, he took off his gloves, put down the hammer, and walked to the steps outside.

Everything is quiet in the night, because there is electricity, and the outside is also bright.Zhou Qingyan stood on the steps, and after a while his figure merged into the darkness.He is part of the darkness now, wandering in the darkness, going forward and back.

Now, he's going to single-handedly deal with the darkness that makes his subject violent.

His subject rode an electric scooter to the door of the supermarket.Although it was dark, there were still many supermarkets. Bicycles and electric cars were parked next to each other at the entrance of the supermarket. Xu Xiaobai searched for a long time before finding a spot.He put the noble monster Qiongqi in his backpack, and walked towards the supermarket with Mr. Kun's small fish tank in his arms.

He didn't go directly into the supermarket, the advanced one was the men's restroom above the supermarket, he walked into the restroom with Mr. Kun in his arms, the smell was not very pleasant, the noble big monster Qiongqi couldn't help covering it in Xu Xiaobai's backpack own nose.The noble big monster Qiongqi is about to be smoked to death!

Afraid of being seen by others, Xu Xiaobai walked into the toilet cubicle with the small fish tank in his arms. The toilet is a place where people come and go. It would be bad if Mr. Kun jumped out of it and was seen by others.

Xu Xiaobai knocked on Mr. Kun's fish tank: "Mr. Kun, you can come out now."

Mr. Kun jumped out of the small fish tank and covered his nose: "This smell is worse than the smell of stinky tofu. When my husband and I took root in the countryside, we often smelled the smell of stinky tofu." This smell is not good, but Mr. I ate with relish the big steamed buns that turned yellow with alkali. "The stinky tofu in the countryside is different from the bottled stinky tofu in the supermarket now.

When Mr. Kun and Mr. took root in the countryside, many people in the village did not have refrigerators, and they had never even heard of such things as refrigerators.Tofu is cheap and delicious, but it is not easy to preserve. Put the slightly sour tofu in a can, tighten the lid and store it. Over time, the tofu will naturally ferment, loosen and become stinky tofu.This stinky tofu smells very stinky.

But the husband ate it with relish, and spread a thick layer on the yellowed flowering steamed buns. After taking a bite, the corners of his mouth could be dipped in off-white stinky tofu.

The cubicle of the toilet is a bit small, and it is uncomfortable for two people to squeeze in it, Xu Xiaobai nodded: "Mr. Kun, let's go shopping in the supermarket."

Xu Xiaobai opened the door of the toilet, and Mr. Kun went out first.

Mr. Kun's appearance is very eye-catching. As soon as he opened the door, the people who were washing their hands in front of the sink turned to look at him.Immediately afterwards Xu Xiaobai came out again, so the eyes of the person washing his hands fell on Xu Xiaobai again.

Xu Xiaobai looked a little embarrassed.

It is obvious that these two people must have adulterous eyes.Xu Xiaobai hurriedly led Mr. Kun out of the toilet.

The person who washed his hands looked at Xu Xiaobai's back and shook his head: "The one in front is pretty handsome, but the one in the back is not very good, so it's almost enough to replace me. I decided that I match the one in front very well."

Xu Xiaobai didn't hear it, he led Mr. Kun and the noble big monster Qiongqi to the elevator.It was the first time for Mr. Kun to take the elevator by himself. When he took the elevator before, he was always in the small fish tank. You can move by yourself, can you dismantle it and take it home?"

Xu Xiaobai shook his head: "If you can't afford it, you can only go up. It depends on electricity."

With a flick of Mr. Kun's finger, the elevator going up suddenly started to go backwards!The people on the elevator were unprepared, and they all stumbled. Xu Xiaobai couldn't stand still, hugged the elevator handrail, and went to see Mr. Kun.

Mr. Kun moved his finger again, and the elevator started to go up again, and then Mr. Kun said to Xu Xiaobai: "You can see that it can go up and down, shall we buy it?"

Xu Xiaobai couldn't laugh or cry: "If you don't want to buy it, let's go buy potato chips." Mr. Kun was a little unhappy.

However, as soon as he got inside the supermarket, Mr. Kun became happy. He looked at all the puffed food and crispy noodles in the supermarket with fascination, and felt the place where happiness blossomed.The noble monster Qiongqi has already sneaked out of Xu Xiaobai's backpack, heading towards the sugar place.It pulls a shopping basket by itself, and smiles and bends its eyes as it walks, wanting to put all the chocolates in!

Xu Xiaobai looked at these two and felt a very ominous premonition in his heart!I really want the male god to take both of them back!

The male god is melting into the darkness, just as the light has a place where he comes from, and the darkness also has a source of his generation.Zhou Qingyan was walking in the dark direction, taking every step gently, trying not to let out any breath.

Then, the darkness began to become chaotic. Zhou Qingyan stood in the darkness. The darkness smelled like a big monster. Reversing time would not work for some big monsters.

The smell of this big monster has a faint candle smell.

Zhou Qingyan came out of the darkness. From a human point of view, he saw a shadow-like thing coming out of a piece of darkness. However, this thing had a nose, eyes and mouth, and finally turned into a male god. .

Zhou Qingyan stood under the street lamp and thought for a while, but was discovered by Zhulong.Zhulong is no less than Mr. Kun, and his strength cannot be underestimated.

Zhou Qingyan leaned against the street lamp, and there was a stall selling sweet potatoes next to him. The smell of roasted sweet potatoes spread into Zhou Qingyan's nose from time to time. Zhou Qingyan took out ten yuan from his pocket and walked over: "Here is a piece of sweet potato."

The baked sweet potato stand is not the usual big iron bucket, but a jar with skinless sweet potatoes written on it. 15 yuan a piece.

The stall owner asked him, "Which one do you want?"

Zhou Qingyan picked a big piece, and the stall owner took it out from the jar and weighed it: "A total of 20 yuan."

Zhou Qingyan looked at the piece of sweet potato, it was red, soft, hot, and huge.It smells very sweet. This piece of sweet potato has not been baptized with too many pesticides, and it probably grew freely in the sandy soil.

It must be soft when you eat it, and it can fall down your throat with one bite, and then you can feel a burst of sweetness in your throat.

Zhou Qingyan said to the stall owner seriously: "Can you sell half of it? One is twenty, and half is ten yuan, really, comrade." The stall owner looked at Zhou Qingyan and rejected him decisively: "No."

Zhou Qingyan took out his mobile phone and shook it at the stall owner: "The Demon Supervisory Office will investigate, I suspect you are a monster, please follow me to the headquarters to investigate."

The stall owner took a look at Zhou Qingyan: "You are blind, if I were a monster, would I sell sweet potatoes!" I would just rob a bank!