si-mexico Chapter 142 Two kinds of people can’t sleep in one bed
Chapter 142 Two kinds of people can’t sleep in one bed
After the empress finished speaking, she smiled slightly, turned around, and got on the carriage accompanied by Gongsun Wan'er.
Shen Changgong climbed onto the horse. His body was covered in blood, and riding on the dragon chariot would make him very dirty.
Suddenly, the empress opened the curtain and said slowly,
"What? General Shen has made great contributions, but he is too disdainful to ride in the same carriage with me?"
"It's dirty."
"I don't mind you being dirty. A man's body is stained with the blood of his enemies. That is a medal of honor."
Shen Changgong suddenly laughed.
This woman Yan Fuyao has a lot of skills in teasing people. She wants to hook him into a black bass again.
He won't be fooled.
"The minister obeys the order."
A few seconds later, Shen Changgong appeared in the spacious dragon chariot.
He sat on a mat so that the servants could wash the mat tomorrow, as washing the carriage was too much trouble.
Shen Changgong took out the two pieces of paper from his arms and handed them to the empress.
The empress took it and asked,
"what is this?"
"A letter from Yu Huatian and his family."
"Is it true? Could it be a trap he set up to deceive you?"
"Probably not. My night raid was a spur-of-the-moment decision. If he knew about it in advance, he wouldn't have left a letter but would have made full preparations to catch us in a trap.
There wasn't enough time between the bomb going off and me going to the general's tent to write a letter."
The Queen nodded and said,
"Well, it seems that Yu Huatian and the Emperor of Kun Kingdom really have a suspicious relationship with each other. We can use this to make a fuss. For example, we can imitate his handwriting and forge letters. For example, we can write in the letters to his family that we have an affair with him.
This could arouse the suspicion of the Emperor of Kun, who might even change the commander in chief at the last minute."
Hearing this, Shen Changgong looked at her leisurely and said,
"You are so bad."
Yan Fuyao put on a wicked smile and replied,
"It's the same with you. I learned this from you, Marshal Shen."
After saying that, the couple both showed evil smiles.
Gongsun Wan'er looked at the two of them, glancing from one to the other, and said,
"I suddenly remembered a common saying."
"What's that?"
"You can't have two kinds of people sleeping in the same bed."
The empress's pretty face turned slightly red, Shen Changgong coughed dryly and said,
"What nonsense are you talking about? Your Majesty and I have a very pure relationship between monarch and subject."
Listening to Shen Changgong's slightly sarcastic words, the empress glanced at him with a playful look.
She knew that Shen Changgong was pointing at her, but she didn't say anything. Let's see what you can do.
Gongsun Wan'er on the side was very exaggerated and sarcastic.
"Oh my, you're still pure, you're the only one who cares if I'm tired or not~~" and you're still pure, ugh, if you like His Majesty then just say you like him, and you're still acting like a hypocrite..."
"what are you doing?!"
Shen Changgong's face turned ashen. He pulled Gongsun Wan'er onto his lap, and without caring whether there was anyone around, he raised his palm and slapped her round and firm breasts three times.
The beating was very loud.
Gongsun Wan'er got angry and saw that her clean white clothes were stained with blood. She immediately complained to the Empress,
"Your Majesty, look, he has soiled my clothes."
The empress looked at her in surprise and said,
"Why was your first reaction not that he hit you, but that your clothes were dirty? In your eyes, clothes are more important than you?"
Gongsun Wan'er was stunned when she heard this, then sat down opposite him guiltily without saying a word.
Yan Fuyao was such a smart and insightful person that he could tell at a glance that Gongsun Wan'er must have been beaten often and it had become a common occurrence, so he didn't care at all.
"Let's get down to business."
Shen Changgong looked at Yan Fuyao and said,
"Send a pigeon to the Shadow Guard tonight and have Lu Bing personally lead fifty people..."
"Lu Bing is here."
Yan Fuyao interrupted him and said,
"How could I travel without the protection of shadow guards? I brought fifty of them with me this time."
"These people are not reporting any actions to me, the leader, right? And the one in charge of intelligence, too."
Shen Changgong muttered to himself, and then said,
"That's perfect. Tonight, we will imitate Yu Huatian's handwriting and write two letters.
The contents are the same. Yuhuatian and we have reached a reconciliation. Our army and Yuhuatian's army will jointly attack Kun State. After conquering Kun State, Yuhuatian will become the emperor of Kun State. Our country will cede the three counties north of Yaoguan and two passes to Kun State. The two countries will be friendly for generations.
In order to prevent Emperor Kun from doing anything desperate, Yu Huatian’s family must be secretly brought over first so that there will be no worries.
These two letters, one is for Yuhuatian's family, and the other is for Kunhuang.
Let Lu Bing take the letter and fifty shadow guards, and ride out of Zhennan Pass at full speed and head straight for the capital of Kun Kingdom in the south.
Let him bring Yu Huatian's family out the night before, and then the next day, send another person to accidentally drop the letter in a restaurant in the capital. The letter is signed by the Marquis of Yongjun, and the shopkeeper will definitely not dare to neglect it and must deliver it to his house.
But because we tricked him away the night before, his house will definitely be searched the next morning, and we will be caught red-handed, and this letter will fall into the hands of the Emperor of Kun Kingdom."
Yan Fuyao thought for a moment and said,
"There's a illogical part. How can you explain why everyone left the day before, but the letter arrived the next day?"
Shen Changgong smiled slightly and said,
"Such an important letter must be delivered to the family for safety, so it's normal to write several copies and send them to different people.
Since it’s different people and routes, it’s normal for some to be faster and some to be slower.”
Yan Fuyao nodded upon hearing this and said,
"You have a really dirty heart."
"Same here, your Majesty's way of controlling your husband is even dirtier than mine."
Yin and Yang...
Yan Fuyao snorted coldly.
Shen Changgong continued,
"Yu Huatian's handwriting is very beautiful, just like him. The problem now is where to find someone with good calligraphy to do this."
As soon as he said this, Yan Fuyao and Gongsun Wan'er looked at him with strange eyes.
"Why are you looking at me? Don't count on me. I won't be able to recognize my own handwriting in a few days."
Gongsun Wan'er snorted coldly,
"The one in front of you is a talented woman who is famous throughout the capital. Her calligraphy and painting were the best in the world back then."
"you?"
Shen Changgong looked at Gongsun Wan'er doubtfully.
"You little girl, you only know how to use a gun and a stick, right?"
"I'm talking about His Majesty! The former Princess Ning'an, now the Emperor!"
Gongsun Wan'er gritted her teeth.
Yan Fuyao raised her head slightly and snorted coldly.
Shen Changgong chuckled. This woman was pretending in front of him.
Gongsun Wan'er then glared and said,
"Also, I'm not only good at using spears and clubs, I'm also good at playing the flute and the piano. Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean you don't know it."
"Oh? It seems your fingers and mouth are very flexible?"
"Of course I will. I'll show you how powerful I am someday."