si-mexico Chapter 591 Ying: Are you here to take a shit?
Chapter 591 Ying: Are you here to take a shit?
When I found out that one to one hundred does not mean one Mora for one hundred credit points.
But it is when one credit point is exchanged for one hundred Mora.
Finina immediately refused to accept Mebius's red envelope.
Rejected the deal.
Five hundred thousand Mora for five thousand credit points?
According to what Esther said, it might not even be enough to pay for Pinocchio's room!
A "poor bastard" like her should just stay in Fontaine and enjoy life.
Mebius: Ahem, just kidding.
Mebius: Fifty million credit points, not a cent less. Stay inside Yuzhao. When you come here, you can check it yourself online.
As he said that, he sent the red envelope that Funina had refused to accept.
This time, Funina accepted it.
Looking at the square object called Yu Zhao that appeared in his hand, its texture was very similar to jade.
But when you touch it, one side will glow with a realistic pattern.
After playing for a while, Funina was basically familiar with the operation of Yuzhao. Unfortunately, there was no network in Teyvat, so most of Yuzhao's functions could not be used.
[Ding Dong! Funina sent a red envelope to Mebius!]
In the laboratory, looking at the newly arrived 500,000 Mora, Mebius opened the jade seal with a smile.
"One to ten thousand, raise your hand if you want one."
"I want it!"
“All inclusive!”
"All-inclusive? That's not very authentic, is it?"
"At least half of it should be mine!"
"..."
Looking at the countless pieces of information pouring out, Mebius showed a profiteer's smile on his face, "What a great harvest! What a great harvest!"
at the same time.
Chat group.
Xing: Uhhhhhhh!
Ying: Where are you taking a shit?
Xing: Ahhhh…I can’t get out!!!
Ying: I’m constipated.
Kiana: @萤, could you please stop making the group so weird?
Ying: You can’t blame me for this, right?
Who asked Xing to make that weird noise?
Lin Mao: Fuck!
Lin Mao: @Xing, I’m going to come over and slap you twice to see if you wake up!
"Where are Xing and Lin Mao?"
The train crew, having packed up their things and ready to depart, stood by the door, looking at the two missing people with some confusion.
Just now Lin Mao was in the observation car, but in the blink of an eye he disappeared and no one knew where he was.
"Maybe they are still packing up, let's go wait outside."
Star: Wait!
Xing: I met someone here!
Xing: She asked me a lot of questions... It felt a bit weird...
Ying: Female ghost!
Kiana: I've already packed my things!
[Ding Dong! Kiana has applied to enter your world!]
Lin Mao came to Xing's side with a basin of water. He heard the prompt from the chat group and nodded to agree to Kiana's application to join the world.
A white light flashed.
Kiana appeared in front of him, wearing a snow-white long dress, a big sun hat on her head, and pulling a suitcase full of clothes in her hand.
"There's no need for that. You can just bring someone with you."
Lin Mao was speechless.
The real Pinocchio is in a dream, and nothing in reality can be brought in except personal belongings.
After saying that, he continued to complete his previous action.
Heavy rain fell on the stars.
As soon as the rain touched Xing, the other party jumped up and bared his teeth at Lin Mao, "You bastard!"
Fortunately, she was still wearing a maid outfit, which was thick enough so that nothing weird was exposed because of her wet body.
"Okay, you won't wake up if I don't call you like this." Lin Mao clapped his hands.
"Bullshit! I was about to wake up anyway. I've already answered all that guy's questions! I would have woken up even if you hadn't poured water on me!"
Xing said with a grin.
"Alright, alright, stop arguing. Aren't we already at Pinocchio? Let's go in and take a look!"
Hearing this, Xing turned his eyes and noticed Kiana beside Lin Mao.
"Okay, for the sake of the group leader, I won't bother with you."
Then he changed out of his heavy clothes, put on his most familiar and comfortable outfit, and stepped out of the car with a refreshed look on his face.
He opened his arms and shouted, "Pinocone, here I come!"
As soon as these words were spoken, more than a dozen pairs of eyes looked at him as if he were a fool.
Lin Mao and Kiana moved to the side at the same time, their expressions calm and composed, distancing themselves from the shouting Xing.
very smooth.
Check in was very smooth.
When Lin Mao took out the invitation letter, the hotel staff immediately changed their attitude.
He simply reviewed the invitation letter, and then without asking any questions, he completed the check-in procedures for Lin Mao and Kiana.
"Hello, please keep this room card. If you lose it, please come to the front desk to get a replacement."
"Thank you."
The waiter handed two cards to Lin Mao and Kiana with an impeccable smile.
"Since this is your first time at Pinocchio, if you have any questions, please call our dedicated customer service hotline and we'll have professionals to answer your questions."
After saying that, he gave them two small gifts.
It was just an ordinary little cake, said to contain memory essence that could relieve mental fatigue, but Lin Mao didn't feel anything.
On the contrary, Kiana was eating happily, causing the cake that Lin Mao had only taken a small bite of to fall into her stomach.
Looking at Xing and others who were still queuing, Lin Mao left the VIP window and found a place to sit down.
Open a chat group.
Lin Mao: @Fu Ningna, aren't you coming too? We've already completed the check-in procedures. If you come again, you'll have to handle it yourself.
Fernina: Right away! I'm making arrangements.
Kiana: Do you have anything else to arrange?
Isn't Funinna the mascot of Fontaine? What could she possibly be planning?
Funina: How come nothing happened? I disappeared from Fontaine for many days, and I had to explain it clearly to avoid panic among my people.
Alicia: It’s a pity that I still have a lot of things to deal with here, otherwise I would also take a leave to visit you.
Kiana: With Lin Mao here, I can come anytime I want.
Kiana: You don't know how high his status is here.
Kiana: You can go directly to the VIP window without queuing. The service staff will check you in without asking any questions.
Ester: It's normal. After all, she's famous and she deserves the attention.
Kiana: He doesn’t have such status in Luofu Fairy Boat.
Ester: The title of Patrol Envoy is quite impressive.
Ester: If you log in to the Xianzhou network now and check the hot searches, the first to the fifth ones are all related to Lin Mao.
Xing: That guy is quite a homebody in Xianzhou and rarely goes out… Even if he does go out, he only goes to places with few people. No matter how high his status is, it’s useless.
Ying: Why is that?
If she had a reputation, she would go to crowded places every day.
Alicia: ...
Lin Mao: ...
Lin Mao didn't say anything and let them guess.
Alicia: I know the reason!
Ai Lishiya: Doesn’t he have a nickname in Xianzhou Luofu, called Pee Pee…
[Ding Dong! Alicia has been muted by administrator Lin Mao for thirty minutes!]
Lin Mao: Ahem, this involves pornography, discussion is prohibited.
"..."