Chapter 47 Your brain is flooded
Chapter 47 Your brain is flooded
"Jiang-ai-guo, what are you talking about?"
Jiang Aiguo subconsciously retorted, "What did I say? I said..."
Turning his head, Jiang Aiguo met Shang Baimei's fire-breathing eyes, full of desire to survive, and his mouth was faster than his brain, "I said, daughter-in-law, you are extraordinarily beautiful today, and I said no wonder the room smells so fragrant, so it's my wife's fragrance." .”
Baimei folded her hands on her chest, and snorted coldly, "You're smart, hurry up and wash it up, it stinks to death."
"Yes, yes, I'll go wash Xiangxiang right away." Jiang Aiguo scrambled to escape the dangerous period.
Good guy, he was almost beaten by his wife.
After Jiang Ai learned to pee, she saw his elder brother frightened like a ghost, ran over curiously and patted his shoulder, "Brother, what are you doing?"
Jiang Aiguo was so scared that he blurted out words of praise at first, and after saying a series of words, he realized that the voice he heard was wrong.
As soon as he turned his head, he met his fourth brother's playful gaze, and immediately kicked his ass angrily, "Let you scare me, you brat, and see if I don't beat you up."
Jiang Aixue didn't forget to tease his brother when he was beaten, "Oh, brother, I heard it just now, you were kicked out by your sister-in-law, right? You were told not to go to work every day, and you ran out to dodge, and let your sister-in-law go to work, and you were cleaned up." Right? Hahahaha, big brother, you have today too."
"Fuck off, how could I be kicked out and make you blind, look at my feet without a shadow!" Jiang Aiguo stretched out his feet angrily.
Jiang Aixue laughed while hiding, "Ahahaha, brother, you are getting angry from embarrassment, ouch, take it easy."
Jiang Aiguo snorted coldly, "You're dreaming, fuck off."
Xu Cuihua heard the movement in the house, kicked on her shoes, picked up the footwashing water and walked outside, towards the two people behind the woodpile, each with a basin, "What's the noise? Go to bed, boss, you are going to be a thief, hurry up and go back to the house for my mother to sleep, it is noisy, don't eat tomorrow."
Jiang Aiguo and Jiang Aixue of the drowned chicken: …
"Bah, bah, bah! It's all your fault, big brother, why are you kicking me when you have nothing to do?" Jiang Aixue complained.
Jiang Aiguo got angry, "You don't scare me, I'll beat you up when I'm full? Get the hell out of here, I'll be annoyed when I see you."
Jiang Aixue bared her teeth, "Fuck off, this must be the old man's footwashing water, it stinks to death, I'm going to take a bath."
Jiang Aiguo hummed: "I wash first."
Jiang Aixue: "Let me first..."
The two brothers said one sentence to another, and they didn't stop until eight o'clock in the evening.
Fortunately, it's summer, the sun is long, and it's not too dark outside at eight o'clock. If it were in winter, it would be dark already, and people would freeze to death outside.
Just after Jiang Aiguo took a shower, the old man called him to the main house before he could sit still.
As soon as he entered the room, the old man remained silent for a long time.
Jiang Aiguo didn't accept this bird's anger. He didn't give a stool to sit on, so he just sat on the ground and asked foolishly, "Dad, you can't talk about what happened in the evening tomorrow. You must call me in the evening."
Xu Cuihua had been holding back her stomach for the past two days, so she got out of bed and picked up the broom, "Where should I sit? Is the main room a lazy bastard like you? Hurry up and get up for my old lady."
Xu Cuihua just put on a show, and didn't kill her, mainly because she could see that the old man was holding back his anger today, and she was afraid that he would take care of the eldest son, so she would act first.
Jiang Aiguo got the old man out of the way, followed the fucking movements and pretended to inhale in pain, "Hiss, mom, it hurts, oops, I've been busy in town all day, you can do it if you are old, today Let your son go."
She didn't play hard.
Xu Cuihua panicked, and the broom in her hand loosened.
"Don't pretend to me, your mother, I didn't play hard, don't try to blackmail me."
Jiang Aiguo bared his teeth, "Mom, I don't think I'm pretending today."
Xu Cuihua's heart was beating, and she looked at the old man.
Jiang Minsheng raised his eyelids and said, "I didn't go to work today, why did I go to town again?"
Seeing her mother sitting back on the bed, Jiang Aiguo sat cross-legged on the ground, and sighed, "What else can I do? I'm off to business, Dad, you don't know. I went to town with Mengmeng's mother yesterday and saw The cars stopped at the town hall, and I was beating in my heart. I was afraid that something big would happen in our town. You are an old man, and you know that it seems quiet outside these few years, but the upside is also very turbulent. My son was afraid. Squeeze, now I find time to go to the town again today, wanting to see if there is any new action from above, hey, son, I am also really scared, it’s not that I really don’t want to go to work.”
Jiang Minsheng frowned, "And then? Get to the point!"
Jiang Aiguo had a habit of smiling, "Oh, and then... Mom, you see my son is aggrieved, at least give him a stool to sit on."
Xu Cuihua glanced at the old man, saw him nodding, snorted coldly, took out a hidden ponytail, and threw it to Jiang Aiguo, "If you fart, let it go."
"Hey, okay." Jiang Aiguo sat down on the stool with nimble hands and feet, and just about to speak, he heard the old man yell at the door, "Get out!"
Then I saw a ball in a white vest rolling in, and it really rolled in.
Jiang Aixue, who rolled in, touched his nose. He was startled by the old man just now, and then he tripped over the door frame and rolled in.
"Hey, mom and dad, good evening, ouch, why are you here, brother? Didn't you just say you went back to sleep? Brother, are you sleeping in our parents' room?"
The corners of Jiang Aiguo's mouth twitched, pretend, you just keep pretending.
Xu Cuihua pursed her lips in disgust, "Shut up, it's a disgrace, it's so big that it can't even walk steadily."
Jiang Aixue rubbed his nose awkwardly, he didn't want to lose face, okay?
Who made the family threshold so high?
"Mom, the threshold for the main house is too high, it's time to let the eldest brother help to repair it." Jiang Aixue said with a smile.
There is a custom in the Beihai brigade. Generally, the house where the parents live must be repaired by the eldest son. Even the threshold is to find the tree that the boss cut himself and choose the best wooden stake in the center. The main house is a kind of inheritance, only the old couple is gone. , the main house can only start construction, and even the usual house replacement tiles can only be started after burning incense.
There are almost four generations living in Lao Jiang's house, and Mengmeng's place is already the fifth generation, so the construction of the main house can only be done by Jiang Aiguo, who is the boss.
But there is no disease or disaster in the house, Xu Cuihua and Jiang Minsheng are both there, how can it be possible to start construction?
So when Jiang Aixue said this, the old man was quite moved. Isn't this cursing him and his wife to die sooner?
Just watching Jiang Aixue's voice fall, an iron lump flew towards him.
Good guy, this thing is nothing but the tobacco rod that the old man is holding.
If you hit your face with this thing, it won't disfigure you, it will bleed.
Jiang Aiguo was taken aback, pulled Jiang Aiguo and yelled, "Are you out of your mind?"
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