si-mexico Chapter 422 A Debating Competition Like Farce 1
Chapter 422 A Debating Competition Like Farce 1
"Isn't it? It's only been less than a round, and that Zheng Yuan was so stunned that he vomited blood and fell down?"
"Is this too pitiful?"
"It's not an opponent of the same level at all!"
"But the old man is not young anyway, isn't it a bit unethical to bully him like this?"
"Immortal size, he jumped out by himself. If he can't cultivate well, he will vomit blood. What's the matter with the Royal Academy?"
"Yes, didn't the old man marry a bunch of concubines, his body must have been hollowed out long ago!"
There was a lot of discussion in the audience, and the common people expressed their contempt for the fighting power of Confucianism.
Although most people thought that the Royal Academy could win because they were the disciples of His Highness the Crown Prince, with famous teachers producing high-ranking apprentices, but the disparity in one round inevitably disappointed the common people who were ready to watch the show.
Of course, there are also some people who think that Zheng Yuan is old after all, and now he is being bullied like this by a group of young people, it is inevitable that he has no martial ethics.
At this time, the school doctor of the Royal Academy rushed over, and after a while of diagnosis, he stood up and said:
"Everyone, this old Mr. Zheng is not really dizzy, but pretending to be dizzy!"
"puff!"
The audience in the audience suddenly fell down.
"No way, how can you play like this?"
"If you can't argue, pretend to be dizzy and beg for sympathy. This routine is shameless enough!"
"But he just vomited blood!"
"From my point of view, it's probably fake. Maybe it's chicken blood or duck blood."
After learning the truth, the common people looked at Zheng Yuan with contempt, and the Confucian students lowered their heads extremely.
It's really embarrassing!
Kong Xun and the others were also speechless for a while.
You, Zheng Yuan, have to pretend, at least pretend to be reliable, but now they are exposed face to face, they don't know how to make it up.
Also, that doctor, you can't be so straightforward, can't you speak in a lower voice?
Isn't this bullying?
"The benevolence of the doctor, Mr. Zheng was obviously fainted by anger, how can you say that he pretended to be fainted?"
"Do you still have morals?"
"We don't agree!"
Seeing more and more laughter from the audience, Kong Xun could only bite the bullet and defend himself.
"Whether you're pretending to be dizzy or not, you'll know once you try it!"
The young school doctor gave a disdainful smile, and then lightly kicked Zheng Yuan's knee.
I saw Zheng Yuan, who was motionless like a dead fish, suddenly twitched like a carp, and everyone who moved could see clearly.
"This is called a conditioned reflex, and it's extremely effective for testing whether to pretend to be stunned."
"And this medical research is also the way of science that His Royal Highness said, you should study hard."
A triumphant smile appeared on the young school doctor's face.
"What nonsense are you talking about? The old man was clearly dizzy just now, but he just woke up from the pain of your kick."
Seeing that he couldn't pretend anymore, Zheng Yuan simply struggled to get up and retorted loudly.
"Really, everyone present can see whether the doctor is working hard just now."
"Also, old man, you just spoke, and the blood bag fell on the ground."
The young school doctor laughed loudly.
"How is it possible? My blood bag is hidden in my teeth, how could it fall out?"
Zheng Yuan retorted subconsciously.
However, as soon as the words were spoken, Zheng Yuan screamed in his heart that it was not good. The louder and louder boos from the audience, as well as the speechless eyes of Kong Xun and others behind him, made Zheng Yuan feel a little bit overwhelmed no matter how thick his old face was.
Without following in one breath, Zheng Yuan's eyes darkened, and he passed out again.
"This time, I was really out of breath and passed out."
"Old master, self-cultivation is still not good!"
The school doctor is very conscientious and honest.
Under the stage, dressed in plain clothes, Ying Zheng and the others who came to watch the play couldn't help showing a strange look on their faces.
Who are these people, are they too talented?
Obviously he was the one who made people faint with anger, yet he still looked so innocent.
However, it is really a relief!
This guy, what kind of doctor, is definitely more than enough to be a political strategist in the Dian Ke Department!
"Your Majesty, this person's name is Yingbu. He was on the list of martial arts last time. It's just that after entering the Royal Academy, he took more medical skills as an elective course."
Zhang Han hurriedly opened his mouth to explain.
"Yingbu, this person is not bad!"
Ying Zheng smiled and nodded.
There are more and more talents in Daqin.
The audience in the audience also had a stomach ache from laughing, which was much more interesting than the debate competition.
"Best debater, I suggest awarding it to this school doctor, who will make the pretended dizzy dizzy really dizzy!"
"Is this guy really upright, or is he pretending to be stupid?"
"Never mind him, we'll just watch the show!"
"It's not in vain that I came all the way from Yanmen to watch the game. This is too interesting."
"I'd like to see, this Confucianism, what other shameless tricks are there, let's take them out together!"
The audience's cynicism made Kong Xun and the others feel a little uncomfortable with their old faces.
"His Royal Highness's scientific way, although there are tricks, but it does have a certain effect."
"However, the Confucian controversy this time is not the so-called science, but whether the steam engine can be developed again.
Wasn't it detrimental to the country and the people to waste the national power and financial resources of the Qin Dynasty to develop something that is not realistic at all? "
"Therefore, the old man proposed to cancel the research and development of steam engines and invest the funds in other purposes, such as the teaching of etiquette."
"In today's great Qin world, no one obeys even the most basic respect for the elderly, which is too lacking in etiquette."
Gritting his teeth, Kong Xun stood up again and said.
The boos on the stage suddenly became louder.
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Kong Xun is obviously changing the concept secretly in an attempt to divert attention.
"The so-called respecting the elderly means respecting the old man's virtue and prestige, and the inheritance of experience!"
"There is a premise here, that is, this old man is really worthy of respect."
"I have a lack of morality, and I still rely on the old to sell the old. I violated the etiquette first, so how can I have the face to want the respect of others?"
Zhuang Bushi dismissively said.
"it is good!"
"You're right, you want to be respected by others, and you don't want to see if you are qualified enough!"
"These old masters keep saying that they are polite and moral, but in the end, what they do is trampling on their etiquette!"
"I see this debate competition, don't compare it anymore, the winner will be decided long ago."
There was also a voice of doubt from the audience.
Kong Xun, on the other hand, had the cheek to turn a deaf ear and just looked at Ying Yu.
"It seems that you really don't cry when you see the coffin!"
Ying Yu smiled lightly and said, "Who said that I, Daqin, can't develop a steam engine?".